That would have been funnier if he immediately threw the cat into a pen with some starving wolves.

Nice. My cousins used to put pieces of ham on their cat's head. The cat would get kind of psychotic looking for the ham.

Haha... I particularly liked his phone call transcript.

submitter hasn't met my cat.

/obligatory

Oh, how I weep for this poor cat's loss of self-esteem and dignity. Would you bastids tape a strip of bacon to Stephen Hawking, huh? WOULD YOU?

MsStressa: Would you bastids tape a strip of bacon to Stephen Hawking.

In a farking heartbeat.


/I'd cover him in peanut butter and roll him into a dog pound.

Just stole me a jpeg.

That cat looks quite confused. I'm surprised that it didn't try and eat it.

MsStressa: Oh, how I weep for this poor cat's loss of self-esteem and dignity.

Cat? Dignity?

I've always found cats to be more on the self riteous, arrogant type, rather than the dinified type.

My father used to put bacon on our cat's head and he'd laugh and laugh as the cat would freak out looking for the treat.

One night I put bacon in my father's pillowcase. He cursed and cursed as the cat freaked out looking for the treat.

True Story. I once taped a laser pointer to my cats collar, it went nuts trying to catch the light that seemed to follow it everywhere it went. That's the first and only time I ever saw a cat get out of breath.

BackAssward

Cat? Dignity?

I've always found cats to be more on the self riteous, arrogant type, rather than the dinified type.

No! No! They are the crux of civilization, our little people in fur suits. Mankind exists only to open cans of food for them.

Say what you will about the internets, it's always leading people to find new ways to attention-whore.

I blame the ancient Egyptians. They revered cats as gods, and cats never forgot.

My darling cat lets me put snails on it.

not amused

I once wadded up a piece of paper, tied a long string around it, and taped the other end to a ceiling fan blade. Turned it on.

That was the only time I saw my cat out of breath...

good times

Pussy? Bacon strip?

Dis we really need another Lindsay Lohan thread?

The dog is Jewish and very pissed off about this.

If you have to cover up the taste of your pussy with bacon, something's just not right.

That's the stupidest website I've ever seen in my entire life.

Or at least that *page* of it is.

Why would this NOT be SFW?

Our cat looks so much like that cat, it's like his long-lost twin brother.

/and yes, he'd sit still long enough to have bacon taped to him too

It's been a slow day, but this is the best thing that I've seen today.

Smitty hasn't visited stuffonmycat.com?

What do you think an NSFW cat-bacon-tape story would be like?

I see the face of the Virgin Mary on that strip of babon!

I don't think this is healty, as raw bacon would be full of e-coili and other nasties.

My dog would eat the bacon before I could put it on him.

It's actually a lot more fun to the put the tape on the underside of the cat's paw and watch it try to get it off.

wow
i didnt know you could cram that much stupid into lame.

God bless the truck-tubes.

Why do you hate muslims?

I taped some tunafish to my pig and you don't see me whoreing it all over the internets.

emerson7: not amused

no kidding...the look and the position it's sitting in just screams "I'm going to spray your chair and it'll stink for decades!"

wikid dumb

//in a rhode island accent

MsStressa: Would you bastids tape a strip of bacon to Stephen Hawking, huh? WOULD YOU?


i would think by now you would know better than to toss something like that out in a fark thread.

that's awesome Mad Scientist

Yes, you really can find anything on this here intarweb.

hahahaahhahahahah...all I find amusing is Mad Schientist

updates my to do list....

DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, EAT BREAKFAST AT JOHN SCALZI'S HOUSE....

there, I feel safer now

/\/\/\/\/\/\/alternating slashies

If you put a little piece of rolled up tape on a kitten's forehead, he'll think he's under something and back up forever. If you put it slightly to one side of his forehead, he'll back up in a circle. That, plus a bong, is why I never finished college.

/luvs the kitties, but still kills them frequently

typo not lisp

Thanks god for blogs, otherwise this assclown wouldnt have anything to do.

I found a tube sock under the dryer that had almost no elastic in it. I put it over the cat's head up to his front shoulders. He walked around like a retarded elephant for about two minutes then fell over and just sat there until I removed it. Also fun is to put a plastic bag over one paw. It completely destroys the ability to function. Again, the cat will fall over until it can remove the bag.