I grade this headline as a C-.

Boobies

Not only did a filter own you... you were wrong

"Category two puts us on the wagon for 2007, except of course for the Mardi Gras weekend, St. Patrick's Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas Eve, and our two birthdays."

They still get 9-days to get bombed. On the wagon for a year is on the wagon for 365 days, not 356.

i grade the Weeners as a D+

The category which has the most funds on midnight, December 31st, 2006, dictates what we'll do for the following year, so long as the total funds donated reach the one million dollars mark.


Something tells me that they aren't going to stop drinking. Ever.

how about 'numero uno statement in this thread'

doowlexerd
Not only did a filter own you... you were wrong
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I know huh.

Like this guy's going to actually stop drinking for a whole year:

looks like the guys running this are
1)a fatty
2)a nerd

that is all

this is weak. the whole point is to suffer for somebody elses benifit. i might give them the mardi gras weekend only because its for new orleans, but all the other ones are crap.

Alcohol sure... but what about other... uh... "substances"...?

a chick tryed to dont this to my drinking buddie.
"lets not drink for the rest of the summer, if i win...(i foget her part of the deal. it was stupid anyway) and you win, i'll go out with you." To which i responded, "NO! Who the Fark will i drink with for the rest of the summer? i cant drink by myself!! i go nuts!! and that deal sucks!"
/ah, of looks could kill. heh.

uhm ...

DanRankin: To which i responded, "NO! Who the Fark will i drink with for the rest of the summer? i cant drink by myself!! i go nuts!! and that deal sucks!"

Looks like you are doin alright all by your lonesome.

I can't believe that more folks want these fellows to abstain. Boo teetotaling.

Also:

I just want to say thanks to my anonymous TF sponsor. I certainly didn't deserve it, unless the objective was to make me lose my job and all non-Fark productivity. If so, mission accomplished. Now that I've tasted TF, how can I ever go back to Fark Lite?

Errrr...yeah. Missed the $1 million stipulation.

doowlexerd; thanks to me he found a hot 18 year old,(her parents made he turn down a modeling contract 8D~~~ wanted he to finish school or something..) she likes to drink and wont do stupid shiat like that. their going out west at the end of the month to make some good cash. i on the other hand am sober in farking gobon. cant drink when your sailing on a canadian ship. muh. i'll be drunk as soon i get home.

Kudos to a worthy cause
and 2 thumbs up for creativity

The million dollar thing... that's pretty much impossible, isn't it? Sincere question, I'm ignorant.

DanRankin: a chick tryed to dont this to my drinking buddie.

um, maybe you should slow down on the drinking just a wee bit.

nah. dyslextic + too lazy to proof read + in a hurry to finish maintaince work + being sober for the last 5 weeks = total grammeric apathy.

DanRankin: dyslextic

dammit. you try and have a little fun with someone, but you end up coming across like an asshole. And what do you mean sober for 5 weeks - the summer's not over yet, not till we see summer's groundhog, Jerry Lewis. Did you leave your poor buddy to drink alone?

I'll donate! Where's my FEMA card???

Thanks to the wise observations of Ye Olde Farkers, we've decided to sell off all those holidays. Thanks!