Just as long as it doesn't get to the 'witch's tit in a brass bra' level.

Sounds unlikely to me.

They said the same thing for us (NYC area) last winter and, with the exception of a 2 week period in February, it was incredibly mild and snow free.

damageddude: They said the same thing for us (NYC area) last winter and, with the exception of a 2 week period in February, it was incredibly mild and snow free.

Hey, give 'em a break. They're right half of the time!

hillbillypharmacist: Just as long as it doesn't get to the 'witch's tit in a brass bra' level.

is that above or below "cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey"?

queezyweezel: is that above or below "cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey"?

Colder, certainly. But not nearly as cold as the cold, cold corpse of Lincoln.

2006-08-27 03:52:48 PM hillbillypharmacist [TotalFark]

queezyweezel: is that above or below "cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey"?

Colder, certainly. But not nearly as cold as the cold, cold corpse of Lincoln.

That's nowhere near as cold as a brass toilet seat on the shady side on an ice berg.

Believe it will be an early, long, and cold winter.

The willows here are already starting to turn. And there are other signs.

How does what happen in Alaska relate to winter in the small states?

Because when it's cold here, the cold flows down into the U.S.

The good news is that the price of crude oil, heating oil, and natural gas will go up. I won't have to light my woodstove with $50's anymore, I can use $100's. More good news: because my area is moderated by the Pacific Ocean, I won't have more than a taste of truly cold weather. Maybe a week of -20F, at most.

Where's your Global Warming now, Gore?

I had to put my duvet on the bed and it isn't even September yet. Bleh.

FarkmeBlind: I had to put my duvet on the bed and it isn't even September yet.

It was 94o here today. Bleh.
Oh, and the freakin' stores all have Halloween stuff out for sale. Grrrr.

It's 60F outside right now, but I also noticed that the Fireweed is already going to seed.

Old-timers say when the Fireweed tops out, it's 6 weeks until winter. There's already Termination Dust on the peaks, so I'd better get serious about laying in some wood.

It's already too cold. But look on the bright side: Four Days Till College FOOTBALL!!!!

94°

Ah! That's how you do that, then. :)

i can already feel it at night. this time last year, i was still getting up early and running my errands in the morning to beat the heat. this year, it's only august and i'm already in long sleeves when i go running.

i better go invest in a better snow shovel...

Al Gore haterz in 3...2...1...

Oh wait...totalsecurity already did...

I don't know...erratic temp shifts may be a key to the "global warming"phenomenon...It's just they'll have to change their theory...of course, the fundies will count that as a win, just like they did with phlogiston theory and spontaneous generation...

In the South, it's been high 90s/low 100s all summer. Still is. :(

queezyweezel: is that above or below "cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey"?

Colder, certainly. But not nearly as cold as the cold, cold corpse of Lincoln.

That's nowhere near as cold as a brass toilet seat on the shady side on an ice berg.



Cold as a whore.

This would really be bad if it weren't for good ol' global warming. Thank you, Al Gore!

Is the Farmer's Almanac ever right about anything?

Cold as Christian charity.

Enough of that Global Warming bs....
time for the media to get all cranked up on the coming
ICE AGE.

totalsecurity: so I'd better get serious about laying in some wood.


hee-hee.

/yes, i'm 8 years old

Please.... Get Winter down here now! It has been over 100 degrees just about this whole month in San Antonio. It's been pretty miserable this Summer.

`Shivery is not dead!' ??

What's that guy's Fark submitter name?

sweet...I love the cold weather. Give me 9 months of cold weather and 3 months of summer temps.

If its like every other winter, I'll be wearing shorts and a t-shirt on the beach on New Years day. Brrr...maybe it'll be a long sleeve t-shirt.

© South Texas

Farmer's Almanac forecasts this coming winter to go beyond 'cold' and enter 'well-digger's ass' territory in U.S. Bundle up

And that's just Massachusetts...

/what?!

Rat
If its like every other winter, I'll be wearing shorts and a t-shirt on the beach on New Years day.

So will I. But I'll have two winter coats over it

/farkin' Rhode Island...

as long as there's a shiat load of snow from the Rockies-west, because I plan on doing alot of snowboarding this winter. Some around here would be nice too.

I only pay attention if they say it will snow in Gainesville.

/Go Gators!
//It got down to 19 F last Feb.
///BRRRRR!

I hope the hell so. It's been hotter than hell around here for over 3 months. It was in the 90's today. I'd love it if it got cold, and quick. It doesn't really get that cold anyway down here (GA), so, cooler is always better.

Bring it on mather nature, you dirty slut.

I've got enough wood chopped to keep my woodstove fired up for 2 winters.

So why don't you go and eat a sand sandwhich with a side of crude you dirty opec whores.

Didn't they say that last year? I didn't wear my winter jacket once last year. I'm used to the -40s of northern Ontario. Now that I'm in Toronto, people look at me like I'm some sort of freak when I'm not cursing the bitter -20 weather.

But, but Al Gore said it would be warm. Al Gore!

brass bra?

I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.

I sure hope it isn't as bad as the record breaking hurricane season this year. Boy am I glad I was warned about it.

JimBob_

Don't worry, we still have two months to panic!

JimBob_

did you panic?

Can someone explain to me why a well-digger's ass would be cold?

Jesusandeinstien for the win!

Chagrin: Can someone explain to me why a well-digger's ass would be cold?

He uses it to haul all of the dirt out of the hole. Um.
Then he feeds it wholesome grains.

Mule-thingy.

How cold is it? NSFW pops

brass bra? c'mon guys...

FriarReb98: It's already too cold. But look on the bright side: Four Days Till College FOOTBALL!!!!


seconded

Mr Potatoass
holy crap my eye!

IlGrevenI don't know...erratic temp shifts may be a key to the "global warming"phenomenon.

You global warming people are funny. It doesn't matter if the climate gets warmer or colder; you always blame global warming. You do know that the climate wasn't static before this century, right?

Was 85 degrees here last night, whereas three weeks ago, it was 70 at night. There's something really wrong with the weather.

Trees had started to turn in my backyard last week, but they have turned back to green now.

Screw the almanac. All I know is there is a sea of acorns on the ground, and I was always told that a bumper crop of acorns = cold winter.

The acorns never lie!

DAMMIT We're all gonna die.

And what's up with that lady in the brass bra. She looks about as unhappy as it gets...