Is it last year again? A burrito sounds good now though.

Nice try, but obviously, this is Taco Bell viral advertising.

goddam kids....

It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control

I remember doing the TIme Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Let's...Do...The...Time...Warp...Agaaaaaaaain!

deport him!!!!

Send that kid to Gitmo, that'll teach him to bring his 'brown people' food to school.

Encouraged, of course, by the company with the catering contract for the school. They don't like people bringing their own food in.

Why is this going green? I think someone's bored.


Cue my YIM status message from last year:

Shhh. I have an unusually large burrito.

Drop the Chalupa!

Memphisluvr: Why is this going green? I think someone's bored.

I for one just can't get enough 17 month old news.

"I didn't know whether to laugh or cry," school Principal Diana Russell said.

Do you hear that? That's the sound of your career going down the shiatter.

I for one welcome our new burrito overlords.

yeah this is over a year old :(

Updated: 7:43 p.m. ET April 29, 2005

YOU LIED TO ME!

Nice html, _!

A 30 INCH BURRITO!!!!???!?!!!!

30 FRIKKIN INCHES!!!!!

and nobody thinks that strange?!?!?!

[insert image of that fat black guy wearing a football helmet eating a really big hamburger]


/aint allowed no mo html :(

Even if it is old, at least the kid didn't get arrested by a "zero tolerance" BS clause and everybody had a laugh about it at the end of it all.

goobernutz: and nobody thinks that strange?!?!?!

this place:

The Big Burrito routinely sells 'em a lot bigger than that.

Their slogan once was "SIX FEET OF MEAT!"

/Hungry.

This was mildly amusing the first time I read it over a year ago.

I juat ordered a pizza from Giant Pizza King. It wouldn't fit through my door. Just for S&G's I measured it. 42 inch diameter not bad for $28. Sorry the big burrito story brought out the fact I am staring at about 2 weeks worth of dinner.

A burrito that big full of jalapenos IS a weapon.

Living in such a paranoid society is practically futuristic, man.

But if I see a bag someone left alone at the airport, or a strange parcel in the street, I will personally open the goddam thing myself instead of calling in the FBI and spare the world another unnecessary bout of panic and inconvenience.

ekdikeo4: The Big Burrito

All of a sudden and for the first time in my life I have a reason to go to Kalamazoo.

Somebody set us up the burrito!

I thought the story sounded familiar, then I saw this..."April 29, 2005".

The admins won't greenlight anything I submit, yet they will greenlight a story from 2005. What gives?

yaay, let's waste taxpayers' money on gay shiat like this!

Hey, sometimes it takes awhile to get a green light.

Burrito - loaded with beans etc...is a WAD...
It's a WEAPON of ASS DESTRUCTION!!!

goobernutz
yep

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

That boy has a bright future in pr0n.

It's the only reason I can think of to go to Kalamazoo, aside from the novelty

/grew up there

i feel a rumbling . . . . . .

I honestly thought this was going to be a story about some asshat getting offended over some invasion of Mexican culture or something stupid like that.

WHYTHEHELLISNOONELOOKINGATTHEGODDAMNDATES? This piece of crap story is from April 29, LAST YEAR
Mods-cancel my sub-um, nevermind.

Get OFF my LAWN

You young whippersnappers will learn one of these days!

The terrorists have won.

This would've never happened in Old Mexico

Holy shiat i DO live in the wrong country
76 cm burrito... *drool* *more homer sounds*

I, for one, had never seen this article until now.

/missed it
//was probably stuffing my face
///with burritos

To those of you who frequently find/point out repeated stories:
Bravo. Really, great work.
Now go outside for a bit, mkay?

"... or are you just glad to see me?"

Never eat anything larger than your head.

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WhyteRaven74: All of a sudden and for the first time in my life I have a reason to go to Kalamazoo.

Here's another reason: http://www.bellsbeer.com/ it's a little tiny bit east of Kalamazoo really, in Galesburg. May I recommend the Two Hearted Ale?

Must have used refried beans

Submitter here. I honestly did not notice the date on this article until you guys pointed it out. +2 bonus points for reading comprehension, Nerdlinger and others.

/first greenlight
//does a little dance

The burrito was part of Morrissey's extra-credit assignment to create commercial advertising for a product.

"We had to make up a product and it could have been anything. I made up a restaurant that specialized in oddly large burritos," Morrissey said.

Hey this happened in my Jefferson County, Colorado high school 6 years ago!

/not Columbine