But it's not worth it, cause when they do fantasize, it's about ghey sex.

Not in some places.

"Yew shore got a purdy mouth, Teacher."

Unless your GAY!

/dadt

teh gheys actually fantasize more.

/and it's one more reason homeschoolers are creepy

AsTnBoMb
one second.

/you farker

We should have robots teaching.

See, and we go around blaming the teachers for molesting the students. The little teasers are just begging for it.

Someone should make a joke about them doing it anyway, but being gay.

It would be really funny.

I can't believe there hasn't been a ric romero cliche reference yet. I'm so horribly disappointed in the sunday afternoon farkers....

thatguyfred We should have robots teaching.

robots are hot.

/i'd hit a robot
//you will to, eventually
//pervs

Cute teachers make my peni steal blood from my brain.

Frankly, with the female teachers I had in high school... it really didn't matter. Blech.

David Lee Roth unavailable for comment.

/so obvious it hurts.

it's not like anyone needs to fantasize about a teacher these days.

/only dorks don't get some off a teacher

I fantasize no matter what the teacher looks like, that's what female students are for... And if I'm not in THAT mindset I'm thinking about burning things or how to escappe if someone starts shooting up the school.

Where are all these hot teachers? I've had exactly one hot teacher in my entire school career. K through college....Miss Glass. 8th grade health. 23 years old. End of list.

Boy, a few of my female teachers would have been shocked if they had known what I was thinking.

Hooray for hot teachers!

May I be the nth person to say...WRONG!

cryinoutloud
See, and we go around blaming the teachers for molesting the students. The little teasers are just begging for it.

If I'd thought it would do any good, I certainly would have been!

I had an absolutely spanking Health teacher for Junior high.... although my math teacher was once a cheerleader for some football team... mass hotness.

GIS for "hot for teacher" brings up a lot of NSFW images...

/the more you know

I actually used to fantasize about the girls in my class fantasizing about my female teachers.
Oh, ya.

I had a Biology teacher that looked like Julia Childs. Then nowadays hot Teachers are having sex with students. I was born in the wrong decade.

Does this mean the teacher enjoys the same sex I do?

Listen, if we make all male students get taught by male teachers, and female students taught by female teachers - we'll just have to end up legalizing gay marriage.

Kids are going to fantasize no matter who's teaching them. Wouldn't you rather have little Billy fantasizing about having some fine missionary sex with adorable little Ms. Teacher than deplorable buttsecks with Mr. Teacher?


/Not that there's anything wrong with that
//My father was gay
///Not really
////Seinfeld

hillbillypharmacist: But it's not worth it, cause when they do fantasize, it's about ghey sex.


Boobies... WINNER!

/I LOL'ed

let's face it: Sex education would be a hell of a lot more efficient if they rented playmates to do the job :D

In 8th grade my reading teacher would wear skirts and no panties, then sit up on a stool and flash the boy in front of her while she "taught"-- she would always assign boys to the front row.

And no one complained.

Unlike today's idiots.

why in the hell did i go to a school with only 40+ teachers!?!
Can i sue em for that? :D

I read some of the article.
The asshats that did the study got paid for it.
Asinine would be a better tag.
What a horrible way to live, collecting tax dollars for adding another useless 'study' to the world.

All this talk about fantasizing about teachers, am I strange for fantasizing about the female students in high school?


/not back then, when I drive by the school now

Some female teachers shouldn't be so hot then.

I don't know.

80% of all teachers are women. Most of them have degrees in Education and know little about their subject.

Of the 20% of males who teach, I suspect a large percentage of them can't be considered full-fledged males.

Boys underperform girls in school, and our public schools are arguably in the worst shape ever.

I wonder.

Mugato
"Where are all these hot teachers? I've had exactly one hot teacher in my entire school career. K through college....Miss Glass. 8th grade health. 23 years old. End of list"

When I was in middle and high school, we had TONS of hot teachers, Im talking about ages between 23 - 25. Some even told us how great of an experience college was, now I look back on it my teachers had to be soriorty skanks and prick frat boys.

/graduated in 03
//went to a private hs.
///woulda banged Mr. Isenhower but he was married.

cheaphomemadeacid why in the hell did i go to a school with only 40+ teachers!?!

i figure the more teachers you have, the better your chances of finding a hot one.

Never had a hot teacher, they were old, ugly, and mean...

Mugato: Lucky bastard we had exactly...


ZERO

I'd fanasize about it during the day and hit it at night.

I think you'll find these tenannts hold true, just look at Catholic and Islamic schooling.

I'm leaving the Jews out as testament to my trolling.

Sad tag applies for all girls schools.

Read first line of the article...

That has been proven by Albert Banduras (I think) with his bobo doll experiments.

It may have only been imitation, but it still held that males learned more from male models, and females learned more from female models.

I did much better for the teachers I fantasized about.....loved the ladies even in 2nd grade....that's when I discovered lesbianism....Ah, Miss Mulster....you were so nice.


/am now a fat lesbian teacher with big boobies
//some boys just stare at em
/// ( * ) ( * ) \\\
////slashie

theteacher: That's hawt.

/comment worthless without pics, btw :)

AsTnBoMb

Unless my gay?

.

I never really had any teachers male or female who I thought were hot, in both college and high school. Alas. Maybe I was missing out? Nah, I just fantasized about my classmates.

There really is no win

That has been proven by Albert Banduras (I think) with his bobo doll experiments.

Bandura. And we generally don't talk about "proving" something as much as supporting the theory. Bandura's work was suspect at best.

There's not a elementary or middle school kid who didn't have one hottie teacher.

Yes, yes there is.

Sunday [TotalFark]
I think you'll find these tenannts hold true

But what do the landlordds have to say?

Man, we had 4 hot teachers at my junior high! They were all in the mid/late 20's and were uber good looking a bunch of the male horndog teachers were hovered around them most of the time. It was difficult concentrating when you were worried about everyone noticing the stubbie you had in your pants. The graffitti in the boys room often mentioned them by name.

But my best memory happens to be about this substitute teacher that took over in my 8th grade English class for two weeks. She was tall, good looking and had legs that went all the way up. One day, I decided to do the old drop the pencil trick and look up her short skirt and to this day (because of what I saw) I have had a bit of a fetish for the garter belts and stockings, sans panties look. I mentioned this to two of my buds and pretty soon their was a major epidemic of dropped pencils breaking out in our classroom.

She had to know what was going on, but she still went with the short skirts, garter belt and no panties rig. In fact, if anything she increased her time coming from behind the desk and standing strategically around the classroom as we all continued to drop and look. I thought I was in love....