Let me be the first to step in the Miracle Whip line.

Dad worked for Kraft, so there was always plenty.

Mayo. Who needs that newfangled "Dressing"?

/git offa my lawn

Miracle Whip is the shiat. Mayo is wannabe.

Depends. You want tangy? Mayo. You want sweet? Whip.

You want both? Best for a Tuna Salad, ya ask me.

Although usually Mayo wins in my book.

Mayo. Miracle Whip tastes too sweet.

Ahem, mayo is not a soybean emulsion. An egg yoke emulsion yes, but not soy bean

What does Mayo have to do with soybean?

Mayonnaise is made with eggs and olive oil, nothing else.. At least it is in Europe.

This Miracle Whip stuff sounds horrendous - and nowt to do with mayo.

Mayo. Definately Mayo. And yes, I like it with french-fries.

How the FARK is Mayo 'tasteless'????

/Mother was a MircleWhip person
//Practially cramed down throat as child
///Any wonder why all of her kids are mayo people now?

Totally Miracle Whip!

I grew up on Miracle Whip and didn't taste mayo until i was out on my own. My grandmother (from Iowa, no less) used it on sandwiches, on tossed green salad, potato salad, cole slaw, etc.

I farking hate the stuff, but still have a jar of it in the fridge. My son likes it on sandwiches.

TheDogsBollox...Most brands in the U.S. are made with either soybean or canola oil. Mostly soybean for the most part.

I've always liked mayonnaise. My mother would always buy Miracle Whip, which sucked.

/Helman's

i don't get it. is this thread real?

/seems really, really sad.

Mayo is so easy to make and tastes wonderful, only whinny assed liberals and terrorists would use anything else!

they both burn the back of my balls.

Goddamnit. I thought this would be about which was the beter lubricant

/Back to the blackboard.

It's peanut-butter & mayo time!

Miracle Whip doesn't taste right with peanut-butter although what "tastes right" exactly means under these circumstances would be hotly debated by most people who aren't me.

Both are 100% American shiat food. Nobody outside the USA eats Miracle Whip. Although, it is damn good for tuna salad, of course.

Both are revolting to the point of nausea.

Seconded.

Hmm.. upon RTFA it seems "Miracle Whip" just adds preservatives and flavourings.

Might just add that if you want flavoured mayonnaise, you use infused olive oils or add masses of garlic and make aioli..

In other words - Miracle Whip is a processed substitute for real mayonnaise with added chemicals to make it last longer.. Why farking bother? Make your mayo daily - it takes 5 minutes.

Pringles vs. Chips

Miracle Whip. My mother never used real mayonnaise on anything growing up. I find the taste of real mayonnaise utterly disgusting as an adult now.

i want my 4 min back
what a waste of an article
and why do you need to know my zip, age and gender (for them 4/f/MI) to "serve" me better, how about an exit poll so i can tell them their article is crap?

There are hundreds of kinds of mustard. One of my favorites:



I think the world can put up with two kinds of egg-based condiment.

Miracle Whip is the perfect metaphor for creating a market where none existed; creating a solution in search of a problem.

You can make Miricle Whip with any old mayo and other ingrediants.

Its like comparing steak to spam; one is a food sold and eaten for centuries, the other is a creation made in a lab. (Not to say that the recipies of major brands of mayo arn't done in a lab, but nobody turned it into a brand.)

If you prefer Miricle Whip, you're a label slut. It'd be like saying Nikes arn't shoes, they're Nikes.

Mayo flame war. I like it. Anyone for Canola mayo? I prefer that to Miracle whip and it is MUCH less fattening.

Miracle whip is for sammiches. Mayo is for devilled eggs.

Plobrem solved.

Wow, alot of white people in this thread.

I thought I'd never have to get into such an argument. Very well.


Mayo, fools. It's by far and away the better for salads and sandwiches.

Miracle Whip? Please. You might as well be using marshmellow fluff.

miracle whip tastes like something at least...

Both are 100% American shiat food.

I'd wager that mayo was invented before America.

This is not even a question.

Miracle Whip is an abomination, the direct result of some farktard thinking, "How can I take something delicious, like mayonnaise, and make it suck?"

Now mayo, on the other hand, is pure ecstasy. I could sit down to watch a good movie with a jar of mayonnaise and a spoon.

Mayo Rules. And while we're at it it's soda not pop.

Miracle Whip is a perversion of man created in his misguided pursuit of the perfection of divinity. That is all.

You know what they put on their french fried in Holland, instead of ketchup? Mayonnaise. I seen em do it too man, they farking drown em in that shiat.

RoBByBoy: Miracle Whip is an abomination, the direct result of some farktard thinking, "How can I take something delicious, like mayonnaise, and make it suck?"

Farkin' A right.



hexane: Mayo Rules. And while we're at it it's soda not pop.

Let's kick this up a notch.

Gotta choose Joel over Mike.

whatever

Miracle Whip is for women with a sweet tooth.

TheDogsBollox: In other words - Miracle Whip is a processed substitute for real mayonnaise with added chemicals to make it last longer.. Why farking bother?

Well, it's less than half the calories and fat than real mayo, that's one reason one might bother.

Love 'em both. Put some fresh 'maters on white toast with some pepper jack cheese, lettuce, bacon, italian salad dressing, and mayo/MW. YUUMMMMM.

/ and sweeeeeeeeet tea, of course

RoBByBoy: I could sit down to watch a good movie with a jar of mayonnaise and a spoon.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

/I love mayonnaise, but even that's too much...then again, I am assuming you're kidding

In other words - Miracle Whip is a processed substitute for real mayonnaise with added chemicals to make it last longer.. Why farking bother? Make your mayo daily - it takes 5 minutes.

It doesn't even take that long to make from start to finish....unless you include cleanup time.

Oh, and btw, Miracle Whip is the sux0r!!1!!11!!!

Best thread of the day. Finally some honest discussion and opinions.

SpiltMilk

You know what they put on their french fried in Holland, instead of ketchup? Mayonnaise. I seen em do it too man, they farking drown em in that shiat.

Not just Holland. Lots of europe, and some places in Toronto (and I imagine north america if they're an authentic european bar) and most of Quebec.

But its mayo with mustard usually. YUM. Ketchup is disgusting. I prefer vinegar first, go England! But then its mayo and mustard for my fries. Ketchup last. So gross.

No Mike was way funnier

Well, it's less than half the calories and fat than real mayo, that's one reason one might bother.

So is dirt, but you don't see me eating that now don't you?

/only tasted Miracle Whip once, that was enough.

SomeGuyFromColorado: Best thread of the day. Finally some honest discussion and opinions.

Word to that.

These are the kinds of threads that should be getting 5000+ posts.


Beavosaurus Rex: Oh, and btw, Miracle Whip is the sux0r!!1!!11!!!

MIRACLE WHIP IS FOR TEH N00bZ OMGWTFBBQ WITH MAYO ROFLWAFFLES AND COUNTRY TIME LMAONADE

i love you elitest pricks in here telling everyone to make fresh mayo everyday... 5 minutes? It takes that long just prepping to make it. Does your maid clean up the mess when its all done or do you only bring up the point cause she does it all for you to begin with? Farktards, there are better things to do with your time than stand around making fresh home-made mayo. yuck.

TheDogsBollox
Mayonnaise , the real shizzle, is an emulsion of egg yolks( raw or occasionally hardcooked), lemon juice and olive oil, finished with salt and pepper.
Mayonnaise bottled style is a product Chefs call " Sauce Batard" or one of it's variations. You will find it in "The Joy of Cooking " as boiled dressing.
"Miracle Whip" (tm) changes the flavor and actually seems a little closer to a true tartar sauce but is still just "Boiled Dressing". Both contain starch as a thickener, and various gums, preservatives and Christ alone can guess about the stuff they don't have to tell us about.