big fat titties

bastard!!!

so men acting like real men makes the news now?

Apparently I missed the metrosexual revolution, cause I've been in caveman mode since birth.

We had this discussion last week. It ended with people whapping their tallywhackers down on the table. It was not pretty, i warn you now.

The author has no farking sense of self. Swayed by what he perceives to be an expectation of him, he whines online.

Jesus, dude, quit looking to others to cue your own self-worth.

/ex-therapist.

A Renaissance man was a man who was intelligent, poetic, artistic, and a warrior. Sounds alright to me if that's what they mean.

/Didn't rtfa.

Real men don't follow trends.

what am I to do with all this hair gel?

I am a real man, but only when I'm online.

YAWN

Now where did I leave my beer and the remote control?

I swear to god if metrosexuality comes back, ima shoot somebody.

Whatever, pussy. Learn how to write and leave me out of your confusion.

See? Retrosexual is the new.. well.. black i guess. Damn.

Man Law?

/MAN LAW!

He left out the most important part of all these "real man" movements: if you change yourself in order to fit the ideal set forth in fashion magazines and talk shows, you end up catching the sort of woman who lives her life according to what fashion magazines and talk shows tell her to do.

Well holy farking christ. So now I'm finally in fashion, and I didn't even have to try.

Come get some, ladies.

Seen this article every 18 months for the past 11 years everytime they drag it back up.

Well, in spirit anyways.

When out walking without clothes, I looked like Birnham wood marching on Dunsinane.

I don't even have to know what the hell that means to know that anybody who said it is no position to tell me anything about being a man.

Wow. I couldn't get past the fugly mug short of the author. He so doesn't speak on my behalf. And, no, I didn't RTFA. The British don't deserve that out of me.

Finally

*pisses all over the bathroom except the toilet

I think this is the most "British" sentence I will read all year:

I looked like Birnham wood marching on Dunsinane.

What's with the weird javascript-text-clicking bullshiat?

fishrockcarving:
I think he's paraphrasing shakespear's machbeth.
When birnham wood comes to Dunsinane ?

Cept... Birnham were tree's.. i think..

I dunno Sounds crap to me.

just be yourself, fark society.. its farked up anyhow.

"Menaissance" sounds like the name of a gay club.

Any male who beings his article with "Oh, dear." is not - and will never be - a man.

"Retrosexual"? No thanks.

I'm all for this "Menaissance" -- except for the gay name. Why not apply a manly title for the history books? Why not "The Masculinist Revolution" or even "The Charles Atlas Resurgence?"

If you use words like "mennaisance" and "retrosexual" in a non-sarcastic context, you've already disqualified yourself from making any statements about "the role of real men".

Sohta Wins.

LaRoach: I think this is the most "British" sentence I will read all year:

I looked like Birnham wood marching on Dunsinane.

HAH!

Great, now it's time for the annual fark thread of internet nerds talking about how manly they are.

farking gay.

So, women are going back to the kitchen and tending to the children while men work and 'bring home the bacon'?

/if not, meh
//menaissance, my ass

seithon I think he's paraphrasing shakespear's machbeth.

If so, that is not the best Shakespeare to quote.

savonola


Strong, masculine, confident and kind never goes out of style guys.

/Am I right ladies?

I'm much more happy when I'm with a guy that acts like a MALE, than one that steals my make-up and cries more than I do.

featherspy [TotalFark] You have 30 days so get off your fat bum and say something!

this is a paid article by Crispin Porter to support their Miller campaign. No way the Herald came up with "Menaissance" by themselves.

I haven't heard the word tallywhacker in forever.

I wish that "guy" would not think he speaks for me

*thumps chest*

CPB are a bunch of crazy (brilliant) bastards.

Hey why do I need to enable javascript to view TEXT?

That was stupid. Who picks up a newspaper to decide how to act in the sack?

CandySays [TotalFark] BIE is always the way to say thanks.

I think that any man who patterns his behavior after what is fasionable, doesn't deserve to be called a man at all.
C'mon: metro, retro, uber... What kind of moron comes up with this crap? Who are the tools who really care?

Don't let the media tell you what it means to "be a man". Look between your legs. If you have balls with hair on them, bingo, you're a man. Just be yourself, and by definition, that's what a man does.

It doesn't matter if you're a soldier or a poet. Doesn't matter if you use moisturizer and hair products, or if you can pick bits of yesterday's lunch out of your beard. Just treat other people with respect, and when you're on your deathbed, be able to say you left some part of the world in a better state then when you found it.

Then you can be proud of being a man.

Omarion
Great, now it's time for the annual fark thread of internet nerds talking about how manly they are.

Huh, none so far. Too bad, it's usually quite entertaining.

/Male
//Only moderately manly. Or somewhat. Is it quantifiable? Oh, who cares?

Muzz27

CPB are a bunch of crazy (brilliant) bastards.

Soo... CPB = C.razy P.arentheses B.astards?

/I kill me.

exile29

Who are the tools who really care?

Sadly, women. (Though not all of them , thank god)

damn it... the current cool trend took an odd turn, in that by being my self, ive suddenly fallen into the cool catagory again.


thats the 2nd time thats happend now, and it sucks.