The burglar's lucky Granny didn't pull a .38 special out of her purse and shoot him in the face.

Good for you, Granny.

/git offa my lawn and git outta my house

That guy is the biggest pu**y ever. I hope he gets caught next time so that he can ge totally whored out in PMITA prison.

/Now his name is just 'Twan

burglar was either japanese or american

The Burglar's daughters lucky granny's dog didn't pull a .38 special out of his purse and shoot the cat in the face.

I thought at first she'd pulled out a taser or some nunchucks, but no, she just bare-knuckled the farker.

You go, extremely old girl. On behalf of all men, we approve of you going for his grapes next time.

This thread is lucky I don't pull a .38 special out of my purse and shoot it in the face.

Am I the only one here wondering what happens if both granny and the burglar pull out .38 specials at the same time?

No mention about how her hairdo held up. My granny woulda mopped the floor with him just for messing up her new 'do!

/very fussy about her hair

The attacker knocked the 89-year-old grandmother down

major dickhead

Mr Rusty Shackleford

Am I the only one here wondering what happens if both granny and the burglar pull out .38 specials at the same time?

There was a really bad Alec Baldwin movie (I think it was The Shadow) where Baldwin and a bad guy shoot at each other and the bullets collide in mid-air.

/it's so bad it's not on TV, and it's not worth renting

That burglar is lucky I didn't strap him to a chair and jump-start his nuts with a car battery.

/And shoot him in the face!

Everyone is lucky I don't pull down my pants and shiat in their face.

shoulda hadda gun. much more hilarity

The Granny is lucky the burglar didn't pull a .38 special out of his pants and shoot her in the face.

Another case of a homeowner stepping over the line. She should have left the house, called the police and let them handle it. The constant vigilante justice in the US needs to stop.

Nothing cooler than a badass granny.

/yay vigilante justice!

You can bet that Grandma Marie can crap taller than most men. Besides who packs heat to the beauty salon, just keeping it real dudes.

The burglar is lucky that granny didn't pull her pants out of the .38 Special and...oh nevermind.

Another case of a homeowner stepping over the line. She should have left the house, called the police and let them handle it. The constant vigilante justice in the US needs to stop.

Ever been to Durham, NC? It's a mid Atlantic version of NOLA.

Countdown until someone says this doesn't deserve the hero tag for some stupid reason? 3... 2... 1...

portscanner,

Another case of a homeowner stepping over the line. She should have left the house, called the police and let them handle it. The constant vigilante justice in the US needs to stop.

She probably knew the intruder; probably a local in the 'hood, one of the kids that hang around.

"Home invasion burglar," Smitty?

Go Granny!

There's a reason why you tend to hear a lot of stories about the elderly opening up a can of viscious whoop-ass on would-be bad guys.

They're old, they've lived full lives, they have very little time left to lose and given the choice between going down swinging and dieing in a nursing home bed long after their mental faculties have left them, hooked up to tubes and machines a surprising number of them will chose for the going down swinging option.

There something wonderfully hopeful whenever I hear these stories of senior citizens beating the crap out of much younger would-be robbers. I salute you, fiesty seniors, and promise to keep off your lawn.

The burglar's lucky Granny didn't pull a .38 special out of her purse and start to ROCK THE F*** OUT!~



/nobody wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack

I love stories like this.

Go go gadget grandma!

Gee, what a cawk. Knocking down some ninety year old woman. He's lucky I didn't pull out a .38 secial out of my eyes, laser-style.

Evilbeefchan-

Great .38 special reference

He is very lucky she didn't reach up and "hold on loosely" or stick her .38 special where it would get "caught up in you"

Maybe the guy didn't want to hurt the old granny so he didn't fight much?

Then again, he still should have been able to immobilize her and prevent her from "retreating", so yeah, he's probably a wimp. ;)

that biatch cool.

These people aren't heroes by any stretch. Cool? Sure, they're some badasses. But heroes for defending their own property? I hope the definition of hero hasn't sunk that low.

The sumbiatch is lucky I don't hunt his farking ass down and put more holes in him than Swiss Cheese

/you go, gramma
//I'll buy the bullets for ya

Eidolon: But heroes for defending their own property?

Instead of cowering in fear. she takes on someone twice her size and 1/4 her age? Yeah, that's a hero in my book.

Go granny go!

The article only features her side of the story. For all we know, the burglar just came inside to grab her car keys, pushed her out of the way when he saw her and left. Or, granny left the car keys in the car, and then fell down and made the whole thing up. The elderly like attention.

I'd hi.. nah.. I would not.

This thread makes me want to shoot someone in the face.

/I took a swing at a cop
//Why am I angry all the time

You little-dick bastards need guns to protect yourself. Gramma just kicks ass.

portscanner- Did you RTFA? She walked in on the guy and he knocked her down. It wasn't a case where she walked up to the house and could see someone had broken in.

Well, good for granny, but it wasn't *that* big of a can of whoop-ass.

Not as good as this old Mississippi gal. Enjoy.

http://rock103.com/pages/crew/listen/asf/whosthevictim.asf

I'm sure that profiling midgets would offend someone.

/watch for terrorist midgets.

Really, if someone were to have a gripe, would it be so odd to come across a disgruntled midget?

wrong motherfarking thread. Old ladies are tasty. Get your mind out of the gutter.

You're a Mean Drunk R2D2
Well, good for granny, but it wasn't *that* big of a can of whoop-ass.


It was a small Flavor-Fresh microwave pouch of whoopass.