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(The Sentinel) Dumbass Man's brilliant 3-part plan to get woman to go out with him not working out too well. Phase 1 was ask her out. Phase 2 was to destroy her mailbox. Phase 3 was to leave a nude photo of himself at the scene of the crime   (cumberlink.com) divider line 30
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keiverarrow [TotalFark] 2006-08-13 11:01:49 AM  
brilliant is right! This mutherfarker has Game.

 
blink_183 2006-08-13 11:42:56 AM  
it worked for me... maybe he's not doing it right.

 
vodka 2006-08-13 11:44:45 AM  
Wait, how was he able to do this to all those women without being caught all this time?

 
BartJones 2006-08-13 11:44:49 AM  
...profit?

 
skinink 2006-08-13 11:45:08 AM  
1) Ask woman out
2) Destroy mailbox
3) Profit !! Leave nude photo of peener ?

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2006-08-13 11:46:03 AM  
Chnaces are pretty good that he'll get his malebox destroyed in the PMITA prison.

 
UberNeuman 2006-08-13 11:49:41 AM  
It's got the mark of the Tourette's Guy....

 
swahnhennessy 2006-08-13 11:54:59 AM  
Well, duh. You've got to destroy her mailbox and leave a nude photo of yourself first. Then you ask her out.

 
lelio 2006-08-13 11:57:53 AM  
This thread is useless without pics

 
offacue 2006-08-13 11:58:06 AM  
Is destroying the box of a girl you want to go out with really a good idea?

 
ciocia [TotalFark] 2006-08-13 12:06:57 PM  
Ielio:
Speak for yourself. Pics of 54 year old preverts are something I try to avoid. However, Vodka has a point. I wondered why this guy was loose for so long.

 
scavenger 2006-08-13 12:09:48 PM  
Chnaces are pretty good that he'll get his malebox destroyed in the PMITA prison.

I see what you did there.

 
macross87 2006-08-13 12:12:06 PM  
lazykracker.com

Pic in question?

 
titwrench 2006-08-13 12:22:49 PM  
So this guy did this to 16 women over the span of 6 years. They cops had a name, address, a photo and a very small radius in which to look and it still took 6 years. No wonder we can't find Osama.

\We are still looking right?

 
NakedApe 2006-08-13 12:25:46 PM  
Poor social skills.

 
Korben_Dallas 2006-08-13 12:26:24 PM  
titwrench, See that was the problem, the 'very small radius'.

 
pounddawg 2006-08-13 12:31:02 PM  
OK who knows which Farker it is????

 
titwrench 2006-08-13 12:31:13 PM  
Follow up-O.J Simpson found him on a golf course.

 
Kumana Wanalaia [TotalFark] 2006-08-13 12:34:30 PM  
This man's behavior is abnormal and therefore must be cause by witchcraft. The woman must be a witch! Burn her! Buuuurn her!

/the old ways are the best ways

 
smeegle [recently expired TotalFark] 2006-08-13 12:57:08 PM  
No biggy, if she didn't have a magnifying glass handy.

 
jrsyman 2006-08-13 01:05:55 PM  
I think it may have been this genius...

img205.imageshack.us

 
culebra 2006-08-13 01:58:17 PM  
He needs to get a new calling card.

 
History Buff 2006-08-13 02:13:57 PM  
*Sigh* submitted article last week

/feeling rejected again
//scrounging for loose change to become TF'er

 
mustion 2006-08-13 02:18:18 PM  
my.voyager.net

 
lord_spap-oop 2006-08-13 02:50:42 PM  
James E. Fulmer, 54, of Scottdale, remained in the Westmoreland County Jail on Wednesday on stalking, harassment, criminal mischief and related retarded counts.

 
bullock. 2006-08-13 03:34:03 PM  
The cops are such haters. Why they gotta mess with his game?

 
Bob Falfa [TotalFark] 2006-08-13 03:42:20 PM  
Wait............first I find out I'm not supposed to ask my date to pay for her half of the bill two weeks after our date, now I'm not suposed to destroy her mailbox?
I've got no moves left here.

 
Digitalstrange 2006-08-13 04:25:24 PM  
Back to the drawingboard.

 
Goetz [TotalFark] 2006-08-13 05:21:57 PM  
Jim Fulmer? No waii
www.conyerschurchofchrist.com

 
BillaBong 2006-08-13 08:04:43 PM  
I just don't see where this plan went wrong. Maybe it's just one of those things that just looks good on paper.

 
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