They forgot the little candy bars with razor blades hidden inside that I give to kids every Halloween.

I was doing fine until I got to the #1 candy. Blech.

Those foamy orange Circus Peanuts are worse than even scabs with razor blades in them.

I'm with Mordant.

Circus Peanuts suck balls.

Mordant: Those foamy orange Circus Peanuts are worse than even scabs with razor blades in them.

I'm with you on that. Circus Peanuts are perhaps the most vile concotion ever created by mankind.

I saw gummi band-aids in a convenience store in Sydney, Australia.

They probably tasted just fine, but the concept...ew.

Why aren't Necco wafers on that list?

I loveloveloveLOVELOVELOVE Circus Peanuts. They're awesome. If they weren't pure sugar, I'd eat them all the time. They're great right out the the bag when they're fresh, but they're also delicious a few days later when sorta stale. Mmmmmmm!

Worst candy ever: Buttered popcorn-flavored jellybeans.

My sister once gave me a tequila lolipop when I was 9. It had the worm in it.. gave it to the dog a year later.

I once dated a girl named Candy who.....oh never mind

Hmmmm. I wonder why they didn't have the "bloody scab encrusted ear wax filled maggot-covered circus peanuts with the bugs and razor blades inside of them" on the list?

OOOH, I have a great gross candy idea! If these are big sellers, how about candy tampons?

Lorelle: Why aren't Necco wafers on that list?

because those are at least useful at toll booths.

Crunchy frog. Need I say more?

The best Harry Potter jelly bean was the Sardine flavored one. It was vile and looked just like the coconut, or whatever the white regular one was flavored. My boss came by my desk and cherry picked my jar and got three of them and nearly puked right there. Good times.

JerseyTim: They're great right out the the bag when they're fresh, but they're also delicious a few days later when sorta stale.

YES! I also feel the same way about peeps. I get them at Easter and keep them until about september or so when they're nice and stale. That's when they're the best. And yes, I know I am gross.

JerseyTim: I loveloveloveLOVELOVELOVE Circus Peanuts. They're awesome. If they weren't pure sugar, I'd eat them all the time. They're great right out the the bag when they're fresh, but they're also delicious a few days later when sorta stale. Mmmmmmm!

Worst candy ever: Buttered popcorn-flavored jellybeans.


Face it Ladies and Gents, the Anti-Christ is currently walking amongst us, and his name is JerseyTim.

I can think of grosser candies, but this is not a gross-out contest, is it?

didn't take long for the site to go down.

Looks like it's farked already.

Tiger Milk bars. Blechh!

Who dares defame my beloved popcorn flavored jellybeans!?

Also, the page appeared to be Farked. Anyone have a ccopy of the list?

farked

Boogers, snoogy snacks, whatever, but that free candy many kids and adults like to eat from their own nose is quite gross.

Ned Lamont hacked the site!

confirming: farked.

anybody have the list?

ill start a new list

candy corn.. blegh
those unidentified candies in the black wrappers

"no brand name orange peanuts? no thank you, i've got enough door stops already"
or something like that

farked, and i only got down to #6

When I was in junior high, someone stole a few snickers bars that were once meant to be given out as rewards from the teacher's desk drawer. Little did the culprit know that the bars were several years old, and most likely moldy and/or buggy. No attempt was ever made to find the thief, as eating the bars was punishment and lesson enough.

Fark'd

Lorelle, I used to live around the corner from where they made them in Central Square, in Cambridge Mass, and it used to smell like Necco wafers there all the time... you think eating the candy is bad... yich...


well, actually, eating the candy IS bad, those things are terrible, but at least Necco moved to the north shore...

That's not bad candy.

Here you go.

Did they all contain slaty tamarind?

www.badcandy.com

No cream-filled zit poppers?

Salty, even.

Dangit, I only made it to #8. and I love the circus peanuts also.

So, what was #1?

Aaaaand Farked.

(Saw Page 1)

I can't believe Mary Janes didn't make the cut..

I might be the last one who saw it.

2nd grossest: earwax in an ear shaped container

Grossest: lickable sugar scabs that you stick to your skin.

JerseyTim: I loveloveloveLOVELOVELOVE Circus Peanuts. They're awesome. If they weren't pure sugar, I'd eat them all the time. They're great right out the the bag when they're fresh, but they're also delicious a few days later when sorta stale. Mmmmmmm!

Yes! I remember watching T.V. with my father & the two of us just inhaling a bag of those delicious candies. No one else I know likes them. My theory is that love of the circus peanut is genetic.

"Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over. And the candy corn company sends the guys out into the villages, to collect out of the dumpsters all the candy corn we've thrown away. They wash it! They wash it! I'll never forget the first time my mother gave me candy corn. She said, 'Here Lewis! This is corn that tastes like candy!' (takes it, eats it) ... 'This tastes like crap!' And every year since then, Halloween is returned and I, like an Alzheimer's patient, find myself in a room, and the room has a table in it, and on the table, is a bowl of candy corn. And I look at it, as if I've never seen it before. 'Candy corn,' I think. 'Corn that tastes like candy. I can't wait.' (takes it, takes a bite) 'SON OF A biatch!'"

Lewis Black, God bless him...

got halway through the list then the page was farked...

but they're also delicious a few days later when sorta stale.

There's no such thing as a fresh Circus Peanut. I don't think they're ever anything but stale. That seems to be the way the ship them out.

Orange candy peanuts? I've eaten a few, but they are pretty nasty, especially when they get stale/hard. Candy corn sux too.

It's amazing what crap we ate as kids and survived. The candy companies experimented on us for years, and still do...
Necco wafers - last resort from Halloween bag.
One of the worst things was the enclosed bubble gum sticks from baseball cards - hard, dry pasty awful bubble gum.

mmmm. ammonium chloride candy...

Didn't make it to the top ones, but here's the list:

10. White Chocolate Maggots. They're what they sound like, except with no actual maggot in them. We hope.
9. "Hose Nose", which is basically booger-like candy, basically.
8. Sour flush candy, as pictured above.
7. Harry Potter Cockroach Clusters. I didn't actually know these really existed until just now. Hard shell, gummy cockroach underneath. (I won't admit to actually wanting to try one. I must retain at least some female-like aspects.)
6. Fear Factor Candy - Candy shaped like the animal bits they have to eat on the show. Luckily not flavored the same way.
5. Poop candy. Sounds like what it is. Except made of chocolate instead of feces.

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