What if you want Robster Craws?

There are lot's of restaurants, in waterfront towns, that will prepare the things you catch. 10.95 for a salad, baked potato, and cook the fish you caught. Works better than bringing your own eggs to the diner. They hate that

Sounds like fun, but how would I get beef sashimi or unagi?

not sure of the spelling of those things but they are two of my favorites.

Egoy: but how would I get beef sashimi

That would be at the steer wrestling restaurant down the street.

But I don't want my beef cooked :(

Will they provide the rods and/or dynamite?

Step aside hater 'cause I gotz me the skills to snag the gills.

Popeil Zauo!

/Why yes, I did recently suffer severe brain trauma. Why do you ask?

Meh...

Did that with my kids at a restaurant 15 years ago. Hostess gives you a fishing pole, and points you toward the trout pond out back.

If that's photoshopped, I can't tell.

I thought the fish had to be freezed to kill the bacteria before eaten...

TFA:"I believe the fish are very happy, she says, to be eaten by us and thought so delicious."

Those Japanese have a weird thought process.

You go in the restaurant, fish goes in the restaurant,... our fish....

Fairwell and adu to you fair spanish ladies...

"We're going to get out there on the choppy ocean, we're going to catch ourselves a little lunch."

"Oh, we get to eat it?"

"After we gut it..."



Not amused.

Seamless, brap. Gonna give Heamer a run for his money if you keep practicing!

This is an incorrect use of the 'spiffy' tag. See definition below. This is defintely not 'spiffy'.

Definitions of 'spiffy' on the Web:

dapper: marked by up-to-dateness in dress and manners; "a dapper young man"; "a jaunty red hat"
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

/just thought since we had a proper use of teh 'Ironic' tag earlier with no biatching I would attack someone over the use of the spiffy tag.

//LOL (really loud at work) at uberDave *Robster Craws*

Approves

Bah, that's nothing. My local place serves primal soup as the appertizer and makes you evolve the fish for your main course.

/desert is for the birds

I wanted to be coffee

I thought the fish had to be freezed to kill the bacteria before eaten.

Say whaaaaat? Freezing doesn't kill bacteria (well, I guess 10 Kelvin or so could do some damage but that's not what we're speaking of here.

/hopes I wanted to be coffee doesn't cook
//and the five second rule isn't true either
///just so you know...

prolly be against US health codes. Food must be inspected/passed/from approved supplier etc. Imagine someone in the US doing this and getting sick afterwards? LAWSUIT dingdingding!

Hey, my sister just ate at Zauo. She said the fish don't bite, though, so she and the rest of her table had to settle on Lobster. I tell you it's a scam, they just bring you in for the gimmick and then stick you with an expensive lobster.

~sigh~ and raises hand


I too fell victim to LOL'ing at work at the sight of Robster Craws.

justafarkingchef

prolly be against US health codes. Food must be inspected/passed/from approved supplier etc. Imagine someone in the US doing this and getting sick afterwards? LAWSUIT dingdingding!

Unless it's part of some large industry which must have political clout. How else would it be acceptable that 10% or more of chickens in the US carry salmonella (here it is newsworthy if it's discovered on a poultry farm)

I'm sorry, was this article even in English?

UberDave...
What the fark is a robster craw?
/I think I have a frush....

Salmon has to be deep frozen to kill parasites.

Does Zauo have a restaurant in the US, or is it in Japan, only?

Is this the restaurant site: Zauo? (In Japanese.)

no_cookies4you : "I'm sorry, was this article even in English?"

Exactly what I was thinking. How did this person get a job writing?

Talk about fresh seafood.

With clever writing like that, submitter could get a job doing headlines for such shows as Inside Edition and Entertainment Tonight!

Zap_Rowsdower

OMG!!1! ROWSDOWER!!!!!

Final Sacrifice = Greatest MST3K EVAR!!!

/Sorry.
//Slashie.

I can't believe ....Coffee got away with using the word freezed without getting pistol whipped or something.

"I believe the fish are very happy, she says, to be eaten by us and thought so delicious."


hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

ha!

\don't think the fish think they are derichus

my favorite japanese restaurant had the fish in a tank, and when you picked one out, they caught him, filleted half for the first round of sushi, and returned the fish to the tank to swim in circles until you were ready to eat the other half.

Haven't you guys ever caught a fish and eaten it shortly thereafter? I admit, I did/do/will always cook them, but I don't find this unusual.

Sgian Dubh -

Did it swim in circles, helplessly?

/i'd eat it.

Fugu me!

This was on Insomniac

Mudshark!

There's nothing better than catching your own fish for dinner, it tastes so much better than 3 day old supermarket fish.

/I am John the Fisherman

FiShEs ArE DeLiOuS

They have been doing that in italy even before I was born.

2006-07-28 03:33:57 PM FallingKnife

Mudshark!

I for one will pass on the 'mudshark sushi'.

The hardest part is getting a table.

"SEINFELD...FOUR"

There is a local steak/seafood house (Twin Cities, MN) that has a trout pond/stream in the outside eating area.
If you want, they'll give you a little net to catch the little Rainbows with and then cook them for you.
Popular with the kids and pretty fun to watch.

Okay, a little complicated, BUT:

1) Google zauo and choose translate this page from the google list.
2) Click on Company Guide on the freshly translated page.
3) Halfway down the page ..."One, execution ratio is increased"....

Soon they'll be breeding us like cattle! You've got to warn everyone and tell them! Zauo is made of people! You've got to tell them! Zauo is people!

Quote from the story: "I believe the fish are very happy, she says, to be eaten by us and thought so delicious."

... you know, I shouldn't be so surprised at the stupidity of the human race. But I am. I am truly, truly surprised that people this ridiculous are allowed to walk around on their own. Idiot.

UberDave...
What the fark is a robster craw?

It is a joke. The japanese have no pronuciation for a "L" or "lah" sound. Instead it is substituted with a "R" or "rah" sound. So Lobster claws become Robster Craws.

I'd love to have a place like this in the US but PETA would go ape**** about it...

Christ, rattrap007.....You're the joke for posting that....

If you are ever down in Key West, take Route A1A south along Roosevelt Beach; just before the road peters out and you have to make a right, you will see a boat ramp off to your left.

Sight along the boat ramp, and about 100 yards or so offshore, some 20 degrees left of the ramp, there is a big pile of rocks, just below the surface of the water.

Lobsters congregate there, you can catch them with your bare hands.

Perfect place to take a cute little Farkette first thing in the morning after a long night of thrashing around on the mattress: make her catch her own breakfast.

olddinosaur: Perfect place to take a cute little Farkette first thing in the morning after a long night of thrashing around on the mattress: make her catch her own breakfast.


Or drown her to hide the evidence.

You eat what you get.

Konnichi wa! I'm Mer, for Mer's Chaa Parace!