It's what's for dinner!

markie_farkie: It's what's for dinner!

And breakfast, lunch, brunch, elevenses, afternoon tea and supper.

/Did I miss any?

Adelbert: /Did I miss any?

Morning toothbrushings!

markie_farkie:Morning toothbrushings!

And evening sexings!

And for the confessional.

Ans: Social Lubricant created by the Czars to loosen the morals of the female populace?

The EU solved the stem-cell problem? Their legislation makes less sense than ours, and I didn't think that was possible...

If you don't know what vodka is, just give me the money to go to the liquor store instead.

Its a liquid that makes me fart like an ox the next day,

Three Martini Brunch, Lunch, and Dinner.

With Olives.

All right, Farkers, here comes the big question: potatoes or grain?

Smirnoff Ice vodka drink?

I don't think so. That there is malt liquor.

15% of every Russian's body weight

Sounds like a serious question that can only be answered by lots of repeated scientific investigation.

Down the pub.

You're buying.

Don't know if it's vodka, but I likes it


mmmmmmm

My only friend.

/sobs

A lesser liquor.

/give me bourbon any day.

One thing I love Texas for is that their labeling laws say that wine coolers and other "malt beverages" have to be labeled as "flavored beer".

Of course there are also several things I hate about Texas....

According to the fine folks at Absolut, it's therapy:



And yet according to my therapist, it's a crutch. Who is one to believe?

"Smirnoff Ice vodka drink?

I don't think so. That there is malt liquor."

In the US, that's true -- those drinks are fermented malt that is then filtered to remove any trace of flavour or colour, and then the desired colour & flavour is added. In other countries, though, the laws are different and it's allowable to mix water & ethanol to create the neutral base.

I blame the finns.

It also has properties as a solvent. For example, it can be used to remove panties.

Even the (supposed)best vodkas strike me as little more than methyl-ethyl-ketone.

/Gin man
//Not hating on vodka, just my preference,yo
///wicky-wicky-scratch

Delicious.



lol, Crown Of Negativity.

/I'll be your friend.
//as long as you bring vodka

theorellior: All right, Farkers, here comes the big question: potatoes or grain?

Both.

Ultimat is the best tasting vodka I've ever had. Unfortunately, it's rather expensive, so I only buy it for my birthday and special occasions. (I don't know if the flavored versions are any good, though -- I don't care for flavored vodka at all.)

Used for defusing Unexploded Scotsmen ("WHISKY")

Day_Old_Dutchie: Used for defusing Unexploded Scotsmen




Anyone tried it?
Whats it like?

These 2 are pretty much the best if you have money to burn.

what i'm drinking right now.
vodka and cranberry juice...mmmm

My favorite vodkas are homemade infusions, and so long as you are using something above Smirnoff it doesn't really matter.

Something I drink every night?

/straight with a chaser of pepsi
//im cheap
///but I love the good stuff
////cuz it gets me just as drunk

I propose that the EU buys a bunch of crates of vodka and then ask us farkers what we think it is.

can't go wrong with this

I prefer to drink my vodka straight and frozen. I love to sip that icy syrupy subtly sweet alcohol, and feel it caress my tongue with icy goodness all the way down as it warms. There's something about that feeling that is like no other.

$19 at local Trader Joe's, Made in Texas, Best Vodka, Period.

\You Farkers all lose... Win... Whatever.
\\I lost my bottle... Somewhere in my closet.
/Whatever

neutral grain spirits and water

/duh

In a way, it makes sense "defining" what vodka is. But they're making an awful fuss about it. Why can't they have different varieties like there is wine?

Finlandia is good.

My favorite vodka's that I've had are Grey Goose, Absolute, Skyy and Stoli - in no particular order

What is Vodka?

About $15 a bottle.

It's what I'm going to have soon.

/Tito's Handmade Vodka. Mmm.

Ah, Europeans...always arguing about the purity of their booze (beats religious wars anyday).

I remember hearing about something called the "real ale" law in Britian about 20 years ago, and the ominous-sounding "German purity laws" that are centuries old. I know that all of the countries involved in this vodka argument despise each other, but I can't see getting your panties in a bunch over something made from potatoes. Potatoes! Cheapest starch known to man.

/FTR, I prefer Stoli's

Meh.. i'm poor so I buy the cheap shiat. $3.45 for a pint.

/a pint a day keeps the doctor away!

God's gift to humanity!

Twitch OSX: Meh.. i'm poor so I buy the cheap shiat. $3.45 for a pint.

That's one of the only downsides to living in Ontario. The cheapest you can get vodka is about $12 for a 375 ml bottle.

I worked-out the math once, by comparing several products, and it seems there's a minimum price per actual volume of alcohol content on all beverages. Can't get plastered for $5 in Ontario... (Unless you're a cheap drunk.)

Looks like we need to call in the expert.

I prefer the cheap shiat out of the plastic bottle.

/Screwdrivers, anyone?

You take a glass of Milk of Magnesia
Add a shot of Vodka.

Presto!

Thw Phillips Screwdriver!

/groan...

lunarworks: That's one of the only downsides to living in Ontario. The cheapest you can get vodka is about $12 for a 375 ml bottle.

Well.. there goes my plans to ever move to Canadia!

Twitch OSX: Well.. there goes my plans to ever move to Canadia!

I have no clue about the other provinces.

But as far as I know, the LCBO goes out of their way NOT to stock cheap stuff.