The owner of an alligator that is loose in a local neighborhood said that the animal does not pose a threat to residents.

Whew...I'm sure that'll make folks feel better...

hmmm, right around the release of that Crocodile Hunter flick, coincidence? Krikey!

-Rabb

Robinson believes that Tiny is hiding in a stagnant creek near his home. He plans to search for the alligator at night because he may be able to see its eyes shining in the darkness.

Is not that worst plan possible? What is he -- the croc hunter? sheesh. He's gonna get eaten up by the "animal that does not pose a threat."

I bet the cops let it go to help resolve the "over the rhine" problem

'Tiny Dancer still on the loose in Cincinnati

i heard there are mobs of people throwing rocks and yelling "Get Greenie"

RRRR EEEEE PPPP EEEEE A TTTTT
R R E P P E A A T
RRRR EEE PPPP EEE AAAAA T
R R E P E A A T
R R EEEEE P EEEEE A A T .

(sorry, always wanted to spell a word like that)

The owner of an alligator that is loose in a local neighborhood said that the animal does not pose a threat to residents.
Why is it that everytime this gets said, somebody winds up eaten.

Wow. That got farked up huge!

An Urban Legend comes true?

Except this one wasn't dumped in the sewer.

What is it with wild beasts getting loose in Cincy. Previously it was Marge Schott, then the cow last year and now an aligator.

If this is the gator, they may never catch him.

On second thought... this may explain it all...

Cool, let's hope it can swim a long way!

Somewhere a cowboy needs boots

Phew...it wasn't in Florida

Come on, his name is Tiny.

If it were "Killer" or "Spike" or something tough like that, Id be scared. I can't be scared of Tiny.

scarneck: go into the local biker bar and pick a fight with the guy they call tiny :)

Here's my Step 3...anybody got 1 or 2?

Oh yeah, BTW my link is perfectly SFW.

I bet there are a WHOLE lot of rednecks in Kentucky hoping Tiny crosses the Ohio river. Shoes and steaks for the family.

Gator nuggets with a sweet n sour dipping sauce...yummy

See ya later, Wally Gator!

Anyone remember the cow on the loose in Cincinnati? And now there's a gator loose? Can't people remember to leash their pets or something? What's going to get loose next?

The hunt will have to be postponed til the race wars are over.

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I'm not positive but if I try to post it's name here, it'll get changed to nubian