I thought that was Toronto.

Laces out!

THAT'S what that smell was!!!

/right next to a neighborhood?...
//THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
/slashy//got nuthin//slashy/

I really think this deserves a FLORIDA tag.

cue the "how to use apostophes, you idiots" guy.

/williams'

maybe its jimmy hoffa

finkle and einhorn
einhorn and finkle

What do you know about Ray Finkle?

Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American.

Are you another one of those "Hard Copy" guys?

No sir, I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland.

So they finally found that elusive Jimmy Hoffa!

I never did think Ricky William would amount to much.

Ricky Williams may have some some football left in him, though.

Finkle and Einhorn, Einhorn and Finkle.

Jimmy Hoffa? Elvis? Osama?

/DNRTFA

Alas Larry Csonka, I knew him well, Horatio. Whoopsie, talking to myself.

I swear to you Bimbo and Johnny, with enough swabs and Shatneresque emoting I'll find the person that did this to your daddy.

wanted for questioning...

7/8/06 Toronto vs. Winnipeg

ATT YDS TD LG
R. WILLIAMS
9 6 0 7

Yeah I screwed up, wanna fight about it?

They found Hoffa?

oh shiat! they're on to me!

Best part of the article is that the empty lot where the bones were found is right next to a police station. Great work there Crockett and Tubbs.

TurboCrip: Ricky Williams may have some some football left in him, though.

Putball had been bery guud to me. Widout putball, I wuud not be playin putball today.

WTF? How could kids riding dirt bikes there "all the time" not notice a body rotting away?

Thats a funny headline right there.

Photo from the scene:

Ricky Williams' first game in Toronto was awesome.

Something like 3 carries for 7 yards. Was on the team for 3 days at that point.

His first regular season game he got 97 yards I think (high 90s at least).

Pretty good for being on the team a couple of weeks.

WalMartian


WTF? How could kids riding dirt bikes there "all the time" not notice a body rotting away?



Could have been buried...detectives, according to the article, wouldn't say if they'd been buried or not, though.

Von Kraut
maybe its jimmy hoffa

D'Oh! You beat me to it!

/slithers back to work

Brap, You magnificent bastard!

Dolphins are queer sharks! Didn't RTFA

I'm amazed noone from Miami has chimed in yet. I worked near that stadium for a few months back in 2001, and the whole area was a shiate-hole ghetto. Mostly poor Hatians trying to catch a break. Only phone office I ever worked in that had 12-foot tall razor wire fences around it. I drove to work every day with my SKS in the front seat, next to my Reuger.

From the article: "Human bones and human remains, along with a pair of pants." That sounds like a song to me!

plizak:

It's hard to say even... the CFL is more of a speed/passing league than the NFL which is more ball control/Offensive and Defensive line oriented.

Just because you're good in one doesn't mean you'll be good in the other. Ricky's built for the NFL.

Excellent headline submitter

From the article: "Human bones and human remains, along with a pair of pants." That sounds like a song to me!

With apologies to Chicago and "Saturday in the Park"...

Human bones, and human remains,
Along with a pair of pants...
Human bones, and human remains,
Along with a pair of pants...

Someone's missing, we're not kidding,
no real celebration,
finding out whose gone...

Got to find the rest of this guy
Can we dig there? yes we can
Cause it's being waiting such a long time
to be found...

Chorus
Slow CSIers
Check the evidence around
A bronze man? Named Dan?
And all that's left is on the ground...
Investigate this, all is not lost!
All is not lost!
No, no no ...