fark, no. I'd hit it. She's hotter than all your blonde teenage bimbos combined.

(no offense intended to any blonde teenage bimbos who are reading this)

She's probably the best looking 71 year old this planet has ever seen. I would still rather see her naked at 25.

When did she start looking like Betty Loren Maltese?

I'd crack those hips like a flight of metal stairs

She has always been hotness personified. She originated the category.

No goggles required.

I forget who it was who was romoured to say "nice to meetcha, love to ea*cha " during one of their last films- Jack Lemmon or Walter Matthau ...
I still prefer Rachel Welch, but that is just me

Raquel Welch, but I am sure there are plenty of nice Rachels out there also.

I'd still hit it.

Still hot.

Now, if we could only get Ann-Margret to pose.

BTW there are plenty of topless photos of her if you do a YIS.

HERE is a totally NSFW B&W of her from back in the days.

Here's a safer version.

alienated: I forget who it was who was romoured to say "nice to meetcha, love to ea*cha " during one of their last films- Jack Lemmon or Walter Matthau ...

Was that Burgess Meredith in one of the Grumpy Old Men movies?

GrooveMonkeyZero: Was that Burgess Meredith in one of the Grumpy Old Men movies?

I loved the end of the first movie.

"I'm taking the skin boat to tuna town!"

I'd be delighted to compare to one quarter of her hotness at 71.

Doubtful, but one can fantasize.

I'd hit that at 81.

GrooveMonkeyZero: When did she start looking like Betty Loren Maltese?

There was some mental imagery I could have done without.

Which wrinkle would you stick it in?

When 71 years old your wife reach, look as good she will not. Hit that, Yoda would indeed

I remember watching her come into the stadium for the opening of the Winter Olympics and thinking "71?!? Man would I hit that!!!"

Oh, and I like the cut of your jib. alienated.

It'd be like swimming naked in a pool full of raisins.

Sussman: It'd be like swimming naked in a pool full of raisins.

*FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*

I'd break her hips and call for life alert.

"I've fallen and I've gotten it up!"

Jules_Winnfield: like a flight of metal stairs

submitter: Farkers rush to post their favourite 'goggles' jpeg

I always liked this one...



/even if it is a gif...
//what are we talking about?

She's the only celebrity that I've ever seen in person that's incredibly hotter than she is on film, and she was in her early 60s when I saw her. I doubt if she'd be scary to look at now.

On a recent long drive, my friend and I asked the question "Which two living women would you want riding with us?"

Of course, he answered Jessica Simpson and Jessica Alba.

I said Sophia Loren and Elizabeth Taylor.

After looking at me really funny, I said, "Between these four women, none of them are gonna sleep with us. But at least with Sophia and Elizabeth we have great looking women who will also have infinite better stories to tell."

Hillary Swank, too. I hope they brush her mane first

Good for her. More power to her.

To all those farkers busy with the googles pictures, just wait.

Speaking as a fairly-newly-minted 40-year-old, you begin to realise as you age that older women can still be hot. (Memo to self: show post to 40-year-old wife tonight :^) You also realise that the 20 and 30 year olds are really hot, but kinda young. The teenagers are awesome to look at, but as soon as they open their mouths you lose all interest.

Hats off to a seriously hot chick at 71. Can we convince Angie Dickinson to join her?

edremy I was with ya, till you went and brought up Angie Dickinson, ANGIE DICKINSON , Bleah!

Can't believe I'm the first to point out that she said: "You have to be firm about it"

HAL_lives: was with ya, till you went and brought up Angie Dickinson, ANGIE DICKINSON , Bleah!


Ann Margaret?

darkhorse23: HERE is a totally NSFW B&W of her from back in the days.

Here's a safer version.

What's amazing is that it is all natural.... The B&W was before the operation was invented. mmmm, pasta fed women!

/bet she has that little line of hair from her navel down to her naughty bits

AnthraxRipple: Jules_Winnfield: like a flight of metal stairs

[Curious dog pic]

meant
like a fall down a...

Those beef curtains have a lot of miles on them.

/ the eye bleach, it does nothing

If she was that hot BEFORE Photoshop, imagine what they could do to her NOW!

Sometimes pictures just don't do a woman justice.



/darkhorse23's first pic was teh hawt.

Thanks veedeevadeevoodee.

I thought of the same thing.

I want to see this and I want to see Lauren Hutton's Playboy pictures.


Someday I'll have a 60-year old wife, and i want to know what there is to look forward to.


What will Monica Bellucci look like at 60? 70?

Put a hefty trash bag over her head, bash it in with a sledgehammer then hump the wet bag.

I'd hit it.

She's not that old... My Grandma could be her mother... if she'd had her at 12... Meh whatever, I'd hit hit HARD.

I'd hit it...but then I'm older than most of you and would appreciate it more.

--h

I never liked her in her prime.

Those beef curtains have seen a lot of light.

/better curtain analogy