Oh yes. There will be Tasering.

this reminds me of when some idiot ripped up a Bush sign from some little girl.

So a ten year old was gonna start a riot?


ok.

Does the code include wearing asshats? Asshat.

Heroic Poser: this reminds me of when some idiot a family member posing as a liberal ripped up a Bush sign from some little girl his sister.


Fixed that for you.

Jackboots

As an Animated-American of yellow persuasion and Peacefamily genealogy, I take great issue with this.

Nah, they messed up. Clearly the solution was to behead the girl.

act of war

I say detain all little girls.

To be fair, I hear the 129th Ave. Elementary Happy Flower Posse is a force to be reckoned with on the rough streets of Springfield, MO.

Someone got their feelers hurt from her hippie clothes.

Guess the little girl should count her blessings, after all, she probably could have been tasered or peppersprayed. Her mother is DAMN lucky she wasn't arrested for some reason or another. Betcha CPS or the MO equivalent will be paying her a lot of visits in the near future.

Stupid retard nazi rent-a-cop should be fired. If that was my daughter, farker would have ended up in traction on a feeding tube.

Welcome to the Fourth Reich....

Can someone paraphrase the story for me. The article was just too long to finish.

/ sarcasm
// little girls with smileys are evil
// slashies are still allowed

Yeah, the Compton Pink Faerie Dust Love Gang is one of the deadliest in LA.

Mmmmmmmm... Hippies in my bellay!.

well....wonder what the outcome was..

mall cops...stupid....

Come on, it was a little kid, and probably some normal caucasian middle class girl.

What are they going to do next? Arrest little toddlers because they're wearing gang colors? Give me a break.

/Obvious

If that was my daughter, farker would have ended up in traction on a feeding tube.

I don't see any reason to hurt the moron, but my daughter would not be removing her bandana.

Welcome to the Fourth Reich....

Yes. It starts with mall security. ...

Land Of The Free! (tm)

The security guard probably just wanted to hit on the girls mother. When things didn't go his way he had no choice but to detain her daughter.
It is quite depressing to know that losers like him walk amoungst us.

Deathfrogg: If that was my daughter, farker would have ended up in traction on a feeding tube.

Thanks, not-remotely-ridiculous Internet Tough Guy.

OMG! Look out for the black helicopters!!! Dumbasses...

Shut your bong-hole, hippie.

It takes a special kind of stupid to pull that.

/conservative
//security officer
///hates hippies
////hates stupidity more
//loves the slashie

Wow. Just wow.

Wait a second. I thought we hated hippies here on Fark? Disgusting, horrible people who want peace and harmony and try to make the world a better place?

Just ask Cartman what happens if you don't stop the hippies.

make the world a better place through socialism you mean?

Deathfrogg: Stupid retard nazi rent-a-cop should be fired. If that was my daughter, farker would have ended up in traction on a feeding tube.

Welcome to the Fourth Reich....


That's silly. Any such reaction would be an overexagerration.

Even if you would take on a guy with pepperspray, tazer-guns and little else to do but wait for aggressive mall-goers.

Myself? I would have chucked the cream pie I snuck under my coat at the guard before running away on my unicycle.

Baron Harkonnen: Wait a second. I thought we hated hippies here on Fark?

Yea because Fark is such a liberal place...

*tries not to burst out laughing*

Heroic Loser

Yeah it's exactly the same.

Uhhh. Then again.

Farce perpetrated by perverse Bush worshiping father of 12 != Moran wetting his pants because a ten year old is brandishing a peace sign.

Bicycle safety tip: Shut your bong-hole, hippie.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

/My first slashie, ever!
//Bubblebubblebubble, BONG!

Aparently you aren't quite familiar with the Bush/Christian bashing threads that become so popular so quickly around here.

Ban people from the mall altogether. No People / No Conflict.
I like Walmart better anyway, smiley faces everywhere!

This unearthed a completely new level of stupidity i was previously unfamiliar with!

/"Respect my authoratah!"

That story is too long. Where can I buy the Cliffs Notes for it?

Simple solution, ask to speak with his supervisor, explain to his supervisor that he hired a retard and you want to buy a god damned pair of jeans and a burger from the food court.

Paying customer > Stupid security guard.

Logic, it pwns your enemies.

Oh my god, not a peace sign! That'll cause conflict!

Penis Maximus: I like Walmart better anyway, smiley faces everywhere!

That's it, you've got it! The rent-a-cop must of realized it was an attempted infiltration by the agents of Walmart! He should be praised for being so on the ball. Their disguise will have to be more clever next time.

/Not entirely sure how I came to that conclusion..
//Bubblebubblebubble...

This didn't have jack to do with the peace signs... it had everything to do with the fact that it is a bandana. MO has a real mad-on for bandanas, because that's what all the "hoods" wear, so they ban them in most malls. A couple of years ago, Nelly (the rapper) was asked to take his off or leave at Union Station because of their rule.

I would be all for it if he could find a jackass who was irritated by her bandana, and only if the girl was able to make them remove 1 clothing item of choice.

1 girl without bandana = 1 fundementalist crack pot without pants...

At first I was outraged, then I realized this was from Battlefield mall.. Then I remember that before I moved from the springfield area 7+ years ago, that right before I did, they removed the video arcade from the mall, because, get this, kids were supposedly skipping school to play games.

/Dad used to have a saying
//If got was going to give the world an enema, Springfield, MO's where he'd stick the tube.

I find something fitting about the fact that this happened at Battlefield Mall. Could any knowledgeable Farker explain why a mall would have such a martial name? I would think a calming, peaceful name would enduce more shopping. Thanks in advance.

Also, although I know that this is legal due to the mall being private property, I find it completely ludicrous, so much so that I have to wonder if there is more to this story. Well, I hope for a follow-up.

wouldn't it be ironic if she had brought it the bandana at the mall....

Landofmiddlegirth
Aparently you aren't quite familiar with the Bush/Christian bashing threads that become so popular so quickly around here.

Anti-socialist, pro-Jesus, eh? Yay, somebody else hasn't read the book of Acts.

/why do you wear a peace sign, and write "born to kill" on your helmet?!?

WHAT? YOU MEAN SOME KID GOT HASSLED BY MALL SECURITY?
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!

Funny how in places like Iraq, we're giving citizens freedoms, but here in the good ol' homeland, we're taking them away.