Isn't that the guy from American Idol?

So if Jack Hanna is a guest, does he fark Jack and the animals?

So if Travolta were on... would he screw John in the ass, or in the chin?

He had a three way with Ann Coulter and George Carlin? I'd kind of like to see that.

What retarded 4-year-old put that crap together? That was one of the unfunniest pieces of shiat I've ever seen.

lame

Speechless. ================^

Sandra Bernhard used to hook up with him back in his standup days. She says he likes teh kinky -- cuffing and spanking her.

It's Mariah Carey... she'd sleep with anything.

I guess unfunny, uncreative blog posts with craptastic photoshopped images get greenlit now?

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

Why the hell is this getting greenlit?

Cadex: I guess unfunny, uncreative blog posts with craptastic photoshopped mspaint images get greenlit now?

fixed.

I kept clicking for more of those legs.

outback_rebel: Why the hell is this getting greenlit?

2nded. Now I feel like even more of a loser because my links never get greenlit.

I think sometimes the admins might greenlight without reading the articles. I did better writing than that article in my elementary school days. Jeez

Is somebody's pet using their admin account to greenlight this crap?

I wonder if his bedroom talk is anything like his interview style.

"So, you liked to be spanked is that right, hmm, you liked to be spanked. You like to be spanked. Wow, that's great."

St00pidN00b: I think sometimes the admins might greenlight without reading the articles

I think sometime admins greenlight crap just to get a rise out of the membership. The admins are now pointing and laughing at all of us.

*shakes fist at the Fark gods*

I think they might sometimes greenlight articles like this to persuade people to stay on TotalFark. "You don't want all your articles to look like this, no? Then pay us $5, motherfarker"

/kidding

He had a three way with Ann Coulter and George Carlin? I'd kind of like to see that.

I'd rather see Carlin fellating a Smurf than have to endure Coulter's unsheated, scrawny backside.

I want my bandwidth back!

I'd pay good money to see her boobies.

She's not nearly bg enough for him.

He likes em Oprah-sized.

The admin must be throwing darts at his computer screen.

DavidDCC: I want my bandwidth back!

I want my 20 seconds and three points of IQ back.

I want those 30 sec. back!!

GARBAGE

this just proves what I always thought this site is just on auto and every .... (insert number) submitted link goes green

still a good site but let's face it there are no mods sitting in an office checking every submission

serriously unfunny and stupid... but i give the blogger credit... if your going to do something do it well... even if it is being an asshat

If Mariah will sleep with anyone, then I'll be back with the good news!

OK, I'm back.

All it cost me was $10 of dirt weed and and a quart of Champale. I told her it was Maui Waui and Kristal.

It gets easier every time!

People say I look like Leno.
It's usually the last thing they say.
/Chin Fu

Thanks, submitter, for that mental picture. Here comes lunch....

What are you people complaining about?? That was some of the funniest shiat I have seen in a long time. Get a clue.

/Now where's my Freddy Got Fingered DVD?

RockyMtnGirl: Thanks, submitter, for that mental picture. Here comes lunch....

Hell, if it's an image of Mariah Carey having sex with someone, I don't care if it's Brian Peppers; that's hot imagery.

/on second thought, let's keep him out of this.

what a waste of time.

That was only funny if your 12yrs. old.

The fact that he used the thick MS paintbrush instead of even the MS paint line feature shows how dedicated this man was to his craft.


/this is perhaps the worst article I've ever seen greenlit.

Hmmm, so it isn't a chin.

envail: Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.


Exactly.

This makes, "...ate my balls" look like brilliant satire.

Somebody's being kind to a retarded cousin or something here. They should pay US to read it. Sad.

*clicks on link*
*reads for 5 seconds*
*closes window*

What in the holy hell was that?!?

I must admit, with the amount of repeated stories, old news and craptacular links we see in "Fark Lite," with our "50 links a day", I'm thinking that it must be hell for "total farkers" who will probably have even more of the same.

I guess the admins have fat fingers and click on the wrong things to greenlight.

...and don't look at fark much

Swear to GOD, I had no idea they would greenlight this... I just subbed it because it was bizarre. [Found it following a link about Maria Carey having "crazy eyes"]

takamine_master

*clicks on link*
*reads for 5 seconds*
*closes window*
What in the holy hell was that?!?

Exactly. I know someone who has been on Leno and I'm SURE I would have heard about this if it were true. ye gods...