Well, that is where Manco's Duck tape headquarters is.

Red Green wanted for questioning about sticky situation.

Now this is just the kind of thing we need round these parts. My cousin made hisself a duct tape wallet, while I made me a genuine duct tape guitar strap. Next wes is working on matching beer coozies.

With enough Duct Tape you can do anything.

/admits once secured a diaper with Duct Tape
//you don't fasten a diaper with what you want you fasten a diaper with what you have
///kid is now my accountant

See, people don't believe me when I tell them that North East Ohio is the weirdest part of the country. This just helps further validate my theory.

duct tape makes good condoms in a pinch

colostomy_bag: duct tape makes good condoms in a pinch

Mmm.. Comfortable.

Very Cool Indeed...

colostomy bag

Condoms? My willy runs for covers...

colostomy_bag: duct tape makes good condoms in a pinch

It doubles as a waxing product after you're finished.

They say duct tape is the best thing on Earth for removing warts. Leave it on for days/weeks and the glue melts the warts down or something.

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Is there anything duct tape can't do?

Ohio tag, anyone?

KidneyStone: Is there anything duct tape can't do?

It can't cook my dinner.

It can't wash my clothes.

It can't get me a 3-way with Jessica Alba and that hot chick next door.

But other than that, yeah it can do just about anything.

Have you tried to get duct tape to get you that 3-way?

NE Ohio isn't wierd... not compared to the rest of the country anyway. You want wierd try Houston... probably even worse than before with all the katrina refugees.



I mean Omaha Nebraska would be considered wierd by everyone else in the country. But only because most of the people there actually nice, considerate, and friendly. The complete opposite of all farkers and the rest of the country.

jwrebholz: It can't get me a 3-way with Jessica Alba and that hot chick next door.

You're not using it correctly, than.

The Handyman's secret weapon!

I see the practice of commercials masquerading as legitimate news stories is still alive and well. Also, Ohio is apparently out of apostrophes.

I love duct tape. Recently I had to use it to patch leaks in the ceiling above my bed until the repairguys could fix them properly. Worked great.

We drove up to this today, and I must say, it was a waste of the drive. The duct tape festival was quite a disappointment.

www.ducttapeguys.com

That is all.

USELESS without pics

"Duct tape is like the Force – it has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the Universe together"

This happens about 2 miles from my house. We went the last two years, because the kids thought it was pretty cool. Skipped it this year, as it's pretty expensive, and you take your life in your hands getting on any of those rides. Nice fireworks show, though.

There is some pretty impressive duct tape art. People can do some amazing things with enough time and tape.