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(AP) NewsFlash Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi killed in a U.S. air raid north of Baghdad   (apnews.myway.com) divider line 1090
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countvonbob 2006-06-08 06:44:49 AM  
Missile: 1, Terrorists: oh wait, a lot more :-\

 
Sloth-Man 2006-06-08 06:44:58 AM  
DIDNT SEE THAT COMING! :P

 
Stavros 2006-06-08 06:45:02 AM  
Let's hope he's enjoying those 97 million virgins he was promised.

 
friedo [TotalFark] 2006-06-08 06:45:18 AM  
w00t.

 
Secret Master of All Flatulence 2006-06-08 06:45:22 AM  
He's apparently what we call "stepped-on dead."

 
countvonbob 2006-06-08 06:45:35 AM  
Good to hear, nonetheless.

 
evoke 2006-06-08 06:45:41 AM  
Woohoo. One down, 1.3 billion to go.

 
The Envoy 2006-06-08 06:45:42 AM  
So, did somebody kill him, or did he waste himself while playing with weapons? That would be hilarious.

 
aiiee [TotalFark] 2006-06-08 06:46:05 AM  
Dead Again:Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi. This time it will stick

 
franc 2006-06-08 06:46:05 AM  
How many times can we kill this dude before he is actually dead?

 
siege_bong 2006-06-08 06:46:23 AM  
Damn, I went long oil stocks.

 
NoAssemblyReqd 2006-06-08 06:46:47 AM  
Yay! Problem solved! (Yeah, right)

MUNICH, anyone?

 
wingnutdave 2006-06-08 06:47:00 AM  
assumed room temprature

 
Radar1992 [TotalFark] 2006-06-08 06:47:40 AM  
He has been promoted to full dead!

This is a great day for Iraq and the world!

 
The Envoy 2006-06-08 06:47:47 AM  
Wouldn't it be poetic if all the virgins he receives were virgin male pigs?

 
Jack31081 2006-06-08 06:47:53 AM  
So that means the Republicans will win their elections, right?

 
woodstock [TotalFark] 2006-06-08 06:47:55 AM  
img.photobucket.com

 
Adelbert 2006-06-08 06:48:15 AM  
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is dead! Long live the next "Osama bin Laden's right hand man"!

/Doesn't have the same ring

 
Sightless 2006-06-08 06:48:16 AM  
NoAssemblyReqd, as soon as I heard the movies, began thinking of that movie.

Has to be a better way to stop terrorism than this.

 
Casey1015 [TotalFark] 2006-06-08 06:49:18 AM  
Maybe instead of New Balance he should have ordered custom Nike Shox

//nothing?
///ill car crash myself

 
Aardvark Inc. 2006-06-08 06:49:31 AM  
Just one more reason to keep avoiding meetings at work.

 
heartlessbastard 2006-06-08 06:49:47 AM  
I'm as cynical as the next. But this whole mess reminds me of the war in the philippines, and when we nabbed their head guy, it actually worked.

 
Freak 2006-06-08 06:49:58 AM  
Soo....he's down to like 3 lives now?

 
Descartes 2006-06-08 06:50:05 AM  
Now this is a great day!

I hope everyone on both sides of this "war" can agree that the world is better off without this murdering terrorist thug.

 
DslainteC [TotalFark] 2006-06-08 06:50:14 AM  
Kudos on the killing. Time to wrap things up and go home.

 
LoonieCobber 2006-06-08 06:50:15 AM  
Cue "Another One Bites the Dust"....

 
jack21221 2006-06-08 06:50:30 AM  
And another will just step up to take his place. *shrug* I don't think this will have any real impact on anything.

 
gentlax13 2006-06-08 06:50:45 AM  
Radar1992
his is a great day for Iraq and the world!

Maybe, but tomorrows going to be a biatch.

 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] 2006-06-08 06:51:22 AM  
So does this mean the mission is finally accomplished?

 
freznel 2006-06-08 06:51:32 AM  
I guess he couldn't operate his anti-missle system...

/well this is got to suck for them
//Iraq just recieved its minister of defence, wonder if there was any connection...

 
GungFu 2006-06-08 06:51:34 AM  
ak.imgfarm.com

Guess which image will be circulated widely on all the media channels today.

 
No Catchy Nickname 2006-06-08 06:51:34 AM  
Well it's brought the price of oil down.
link

 
RidersOfLohan 2006-06-08 06:52:03 AM  
www.kwcc.com

www.kwcc.com

Circular error probable zero. Impact with high-order detonation. Have a nice day.


 
georgeyporgey 2006-06-08 06:52:22 AM  
Do you think he was on the john when the bomb got dropped ?

 
Teucer 2006-06-08 06:52:31 AM  
Me reading this news at CNN:

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

 
Aye Blinken [TotalFark] 2006-06-08 06:52:47 AM  
img107.imageshack.us

 
UndecidableComputation 2006-06-08 06:52:47 AM  
About damn time.

There's still a lot more to do in Iraq, but this is the best news in a long time.

 
Count_Popeula 2006-06-08 06:52:59 AM  
I wonder if they'll release pictures for proof. Anybody seen any?

 
bender_the_offender 2006-06-08 06:53:40 AM  
Goodnight, funnyman.

 
Shiksababy 2006-06-08 06:54:14 AM  
Am I the only one who sees this as blatent propoganda? They probably killed him a while ago and only announced it today to coincide with their new government.

 
NoAssemblyReqd 2006-06-08 06:54:28 AM  
GungFu

Guess which image will be circulated widely on all the media channels today.

This one is much more menacing...

www.sas.upenn.edu

 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] 2006-06-08 06:55:04 AM  
Count_Popeula: I wonder if they'll release pictures for proof. Anybody seen any?

One of the zillion feeds I saw mentioned that further information about his death would be released later today..

CNN reported they used fingerprints, and facial identification to confirm the kill, so at least we know there was more than a greasy puddle of DNA-filled goo to work with.

 
BaconatedGrapefruit 2006-06-08 06:55:08 AM  
Shiksababy: Am I the only one who sees this as blatent propoganda? They probably killed him a while ago and only announced it today to coincide with their new government.

You're the only one dumb enough to think that, yes. There's a fine line between paranoia and stupidity...

 
neofonz 2006-06-08 06:55:09 AM  
Meanwhile, Osama Bin Laden is still at large.

 
Fool_Marquis 2006-06-08 06:55:17 AM  
woot! that's... what, five right hand men of Osama? I'm beginning to wonder who his left-hand man is. Sometimes, i think whoever his new right-hand man is, used to be his left-hand man.

/yes that WAS a ethnic joke!
//I also believe Osama to be dead, dead, dead and dead.

 
jpiercy 2006-06-08 06:55:29 AM  
Hey Al-Zarqawi

Dont look up ,,,,, OOOOOOOPPPPS too late
Sux to be you

 
Insult Comic Bishounen 2006-06-08 06:55:44 AM  
Kinda reminds me of the scene at the end of "Hot Shots" when they drop the bomb directly on Saddam.

 
bigpeeler [TotalFark] 2006-06-08 06:56:17 AM  
Wack-a-mole.

 
ben zona 2006-06-08 06:56:41 AM  
www.p42.org

 
RidersOfLohan 2006-06-08 06:56:43 AM  
ak.imgfarm.com

Fox news was using the image on the right for about 2 hours.


 
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