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(Some Wldncrzy Guy) Walken Cooking with Walken. "I got a fever. And the only prescription is more cilantro"   (ojai.net) divider line 38
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BoySchwen 2002-06-16 05:26:56 PM  
sounds good to me

 
Justaguy62 2002-06-16 05:29:01 PM  
Explore the space....really, explore the space!!!

 
BloodyL 2002-06-16 05:29:23 PM  
The New Delhi salmon sounds really good.

 
Shadore 2002-06-16 05:30:17 PM  
I never really thought that sketch was that funny. Fallon almost blowing his lines was the only thing "ha ha" funny.

 
gelbehose 2002-06-16 05:44:19 PM  
ooops! i have spilled cilantro all over your boobs!

 
CheezieDanish 2002-06-16 05:44:54 PM  
Thank you! ;)

 
CappyGoat 2002-06-16 05:46:05 PM  
"The one advantage that I have, is that when you're looking for a Chris Walken type, you have got to get Chris Walken."

I remember Walken using that quote in an interview once, and I'll say it again: I would love to see a movie starring both Christopher Walken and John Malkovich.

 
recharge 2002-06-16 05:46:48 PM  
how the fark am i going to get jumbo shrimp in london? well i could, if i sold everything i have. i'll start with my cheese grater.

 
affinity 2002-06-16 05:53:26 PM  
Walken could cook my fish anytime, anywhere, anyhow.

 
utter_bastard 2002-06-16 05:57:48 PM  
I want to see Illuminata. Walken plays a gay theatre critic and I really want to see him pull it off.


Another good one with him is New Rose Hotel.

 
rbuzby 2002-06-16 05:57:50 PM  
If I werent a vegetarian I would be running to the store to get the stuff for that shrimp recipe.

Walken is so cool cause he is wierd and thats cool.

 
CheezieDanish 2002-06-16 06:01:39 PM  
Affinity: Hell yeah!

 
kid_at 2002-06-16 06:20:18 PM  
He should take a page from his past and do a real "Cooking with Chris" like "Fishing with John"!

 
Gator8387 2002-06-16 06:24:01 PM  
No recipe for human flesh?

 
gregger 2002-06-16 06:24:29 PM  
Christopher Walken is the coolest. HE'S THE COOLEST.
thank you.

 
affinity 2002-06-16 06:29:14 PM  

"Six feet, one sixty five, a lot of hair that I am told is out of control. There's a theory that my hair grows right out of my brain."
-- Walken's description of Chris Walken.

 
affinity 2002-06-16 06:41:04 PM  
Cooking with Walken. "I got a fever. And the only prescription is more Affinity"

 
hkeydyndata [TotalFark] 2002-06-16 06:44:06 PM  
the TNT shrimp appetizer thing sounds pretty good

 
monkeybiatch 2002-06-16 06:51:41 PM  
yum
(walken,not the food)

 
sagacity 2002-06-16 07:04:35 PM  
Try this: Close you eyes, smell a good baggy of weed, now smell a spoonful of cilantro. See? you can't tell the difference, can you?

 
Basketcase 2002-06-16 07:51:43 PM  

 
RylandDotNet 2002-06-16 08:24:04 PM  
Hey, don't talk to my guy like that. It's the wrong tone. If you talk to him like that again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

 
Forsythe P. Jones [TotalFark] 2002-06-16 08:49:42 PM  
Welcome to"Cooking in the Dead Zone" with Chris Walken! *clap clap*
Today,we're going to make hamburgers! *clap,clap*
"To start with,here's our live steer.." *clap,clap*
"First,you have to have this cattle bolt stunner..." *clap,clap*

 
Derk 2002-06-16 08:55:19 PM  
I need more cowbell!

 
Grey Fox 2002-06-16 09:45:38 PM  
Looks like Walken has some nail fungus in that first pic of him on the site.

Then again, I may just be aiming to piss off any females posting in this thread :)

 
optikeye [TotalFark] 2002-06-16 09:52:05 PM  
Cilantro is an aquired taste. Or, as my partner calls it: "That Filthy Nasty Soap Weed". He thinks it taste Ivory Soap. But, I like it--Cilantro that is.

 
genki-bakudan 2002-06-16 09:58:10 PM  
ryland, walken was the best part of that movie

 
petdance 2002-06-16 10:05:16 PM  

This shrimp was in your Daddy's sautee pan when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the shrimp it'd be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, that shrimp was your birthright. And he'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass.


Five long years, he wore this shrimp up his ass. Then when he died of disentary, he gave me the shrimp. I hid with this uncomfortable dead crustacean up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the shrimp to you, perhaps to make a delightful TNT Shrimp Appetizer with.


 
llarken 2002-06-16 10:20:15 PM  
Heh, my husband loves Cilantro...and I detest it...

as for
I would love to see a movie starring both Christopher Walken and John Malkovich.

I couldn't agree more!

 
BionicCrab 2002-06-16 11:35:07 PM  
Walken is possibly the coolest man to ever walk the planet....

also, that shrimp recipe sounds fvcking great!!!!

 
Obscene Pickle 2002-06-16 11:41:37 PM  
Has anyone ever seen this Walken movie where he's so pissed at this guy he farks him up the arse? I caught just that part of it on cable several years ago and I can't figure out what movie it is.

Optikeye - funny that's how I'd describe ginger, especially in the thin sliced form that compliments sushi

 
lindseyp [TotalFark] 2002-06-16 11:49:50 PM  
Obscene_Pickle That was "The Wild Side" with Anne Heche. She does a great lesbian scene with Joan Chen in that movie. It was a pretty good movie, but it was pretty damning in its representation of men as psycho donimating rapist-wierdos.

 
lindseyp [TotalFark] 2002-06-16 11:54:58 PM  
Oops.. strike the "The", the movie's called "Wild Side"

 
Obscene Pickle 2002-06-17 01:31:26 AM  
Lindseyp thank you! I'll have to rent it so I can see more than just the sodomy scene.

 
nespone 2002-06-17 01:49:14 AM  
chris walken is a good actor and shiat, but whats with all the girls who think that he's good looking? thats just weird.

 
yoorble 2002-06-17 03:05:48 AM  
I can tell you right now, the Delhi salmon is farking delicious! I just made it 20 mins ago. Yum.

 
KazamaSmokers 2002-06-17 06:07:01 AM  
Blue Oyster Cult was (is) a great band. Their laser show in the 70's was the most amazing thing. I've seen hundreds of concerts and I've yet to see anything that topped BOC in their prime.

Walken's best movie? Maybe "Dogs of War". Love that flick.

 
Senordos13 [TotalFark] 2002-06-17 09:32:50 AM  
ok.. completely dejavu... I was sitting here, jamming to some blue oyster cult-dont fear the reaper, and i see this thread... and was like... MORE COWBELL!

 
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