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(Some Guy) AudioEdit AudioEdit a theme song for "Snakes on a Plane"   (google.com) divider line 37
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Smilin Jay [TotalFark] 2006-04-26 05:21:00 PM  
Oh MAN! All these musical challenges and I have NO musical talent. Oh well ... lack of talent has never stopped us before. Here we go ...

www.oinkernet.com
MY ENTRY: The Ballad Of Snakes On A Plane


It's 75 seconds too long and 753k.

With my apologies to Flatt and Scruggs.

:)Jay

 
Godfrey 2006-04-28 10:51:05 AM  
Nice job, Smilin Jay!

/hoping to get an entry finished for this one. I mean, how can you resist snakes on a plane?

 
Baconpatroller 2006-04-30 04:06:27 AM  
audioedit.vunct.net

(NSFW if you work somewhere where the word "motherfu--er" might get you in trouble)

This is your captain speaking / fasten your seatbelt / we got something crawling creeping / some kind of reptile / I've seen this before / it's always the same / yeah, we got snakes, snakes, snakes on a plane / From the overhead compartment / you might hear a hiss / it's now the condo apartment / for a lengthy sonuvabiatch / they're crawling in my ear / going for my brain / yeah we got snakes, snakes, snakes on a plane / I've seen this before / it's always the same / yeah, we got snakes, snakes, snakes on a plane / 30,000 ft / but the snakes don't got none / they're wriggling all around me / oh look I squashed one / I've seen this before / it's always the same / yeah, we got snakes, snakes, snakes on a plane

/words and music by me; guitar and "singing" by me; drums from Beastie Boys "She's Crafty"; voices are Samuel L. Jackson and Harrison Ford

 
Baconpatroller 2006-04-30 04:09:43 AM  
audioedit.vunct.net

this one is just stupid (so no voting); and NSFW

/loop from Fleetwood Mac "Tusk"; voices are me and Samuel L. Jackson; airplane sound effect

 
elpepe55 2006-04-30 04:47:27 AM  

 
elpepe55 2006-04-30 04:49:22 AM  
By the way, the best audio trailer for SoaP already exists.

So does the best SoaP video.

 
This Amp Goes To 11 2006-04-30 04:53:30 AM  
elpepe55: Planesonasnake.com


LMAO... that made my week.

Many thanks elpepe55

 
Godfrey 2006-04-30 05:10:39 AM  
Okay... here goes.

Snakes on a Plane! (MP3, 3.6 MB, 2:12)

NSFW due to language, and minor spoilers. (But how much can one really spoil a movie when the movie's title is the entire plot?)

Lyrics here in case they're unclear.

 
DCrooKZ 2006-04-30 07:27:24 AM  
HOLY CRAP Godfrey,

that was awesome...

holy crap.

 
TedSallis 2006-04-30 07:46:18 AM  
Damn Godfrey. Might as well just lock this thread down, we have the winner.

 
nick4753 [TotalFark] 2006-04-30 07:56:48 AM  
Godfrey: Okay... here goes.

Do you and your barber-ship quartet quartet friends have a ton of time on your hands?

I looked at the images on your profile. Is it you doing the trumpet? I'm assuming you could do the the procession.

High quality man, be proud. I think I will put that into my normal MP3 rotation.

 
nick4753 [TotalFark] 2006-04-30 08:00:03 AM  
Oh, and nice LOST reference :)

Didn't pick that up right away. But bravo. William Shatner reference seems a bit TOO far fetched, but it isn't my song.

 
alan holcome 2006-04-30 08:13:04 AM  
Great job, You Guys!

 
ParanoiDave 2006-04-30 08:32:49 AM  
these are great.

It's a shame my soundcard is pretty much dead and won't let me record.

I would've blatantly done my "Cypress HIll - A to the K" parody.

"Snakes on a muthafarkin' plane, homeboy, snakes on a muthafarkin' plane!"

 
bslatner 2006-04-30 09:14:10 AM  
Damn, Godfrey, that was awesome.

Kudos.

 
Farking Snake On A Plane 2006-04-30 09:31:38 AM  
I'm charmed by them all!

 
braingame 2006-04-30 10:08:45 AM  
TuskSnakes is the best. Needs voting.

ElPepe's link is not teh funny.

Godfrey's great too.

 
RadioactiveApe 2006-04-30 10:14:57 AM  
To all the participants:

For your valiant efforts, I bestow upon you the title of Knights of the Snake Republic

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ptcruiser 2006-04-30 11:37:09 AM  
Godfrey's is teh awesome. Got me humming it now..

 
blahpers 2006-04-30 11:55:59 AM  
RadioactiveApe: For your valiant efforts, I bestow upon you the title of Knights of the Snake Republic

Perhaps "Knights of the Order of the Serpentine"?

 
Godfrey 2006-04-30 11:56:16 AM  
Thanks for the kind words, all.

nick4753: I looked at the images on your profile. Is it you doing the trumpet? I'm assuming you could do the the procession.

Well, sort of. All of the horn parts were played on a Yamaha WX5 wind controller; the rhythm section was played on a keyboard. All the instruments are from the Garritan Jazz and Big Band sample library.


William Shatner reference seems a bit TOO far fetched, but it isn't my song.

Yeah, I know; that one was so far out it was like it was coming from another dimension. A dimension not only of space and time, but of mind.


/well, it was either him or John Lithgow. :-)

 
Invader Flak 2006-04-30 02:23:52 PM  
~Godfrey

Well, in that case, Shatner FTW. Great jorb, you magnificent, sweet bastard.

 
Fireproof 2006-04-30 03:57:54 PM  
I read that the movie's producers are going to put the best fan song in the credits of the actual movie. Godfrey should send them his.

 
Lesbian-Jesus 2006-04-30 03:59:39 PM  
Smilin Jay [TotalFark]

How much free time do you have anyway ?

(very good job)

 
inspyril 2006-04-30 06:01:47 PM  
Can we get another link to Godfreys submission? His seems to be down...Thanks in advance!

 
plong 2006-04-30 06:56:45 PM  
Sorry, elpepe55, but neither of your links are funny, let alone "the best" of anything.

 
Godfrey 2006-04-30 07:30:38 PM  
I'm trying to set up an AE-Stor account, inspyril, but it's not sending me the registration email so that I can log in. Are there any other free audio hosting sites out there which will handle the bandwidth of a Fark contest?

(In the meantime, try it again; my site seems to be working okay at the moment.)

 
ApostateAbe 2006-04-30 08:39:49 PM  
Godfrey, ever since "The Day the Clowns Went Berserk," there has been a talent within you pleading to be released again to the world through fark.com, until now.

 
Dr Emilio Lizardo 2006-04-30 09:36:10 PM  
Godfrey, that was so good, I dropped everything I was doing and got my wife to listen to it immediately. She didn't appreciate it, but she has no sense of humor.

 
Kelvis 2006-04-30 09:42:59 PM  
Snakes on a Plane is the best thing that has ever happened to Fark.

 
blankharddrive 2006-04-30 10:20:10 PM  
Kelvis,

To take your statement one step further,

Snakes on a Plane is the best thing that has ever happened to THE WORLD.

 
Waffen 2006-04-30 10:51:21 PM  
Anyone know if Dr Demento is still on the air? Because Godfrey should be sending in songs to him to get on the air.

 
nick4753 [TotalFark] 2006-05-01 09:24:19 AM  
Godfrey-

I've had your farking song in my head all night. "aint a got damn thing you can do about it"

Still, where did you get the barbershop quartet? And is the main singer you?

 
Godfrey 2006-05-01 12:27:58 PM  
nick4753: still not sure where you're hearing a barbershop quartet in there, but yeah, it's all me.

 
Baconpatroller 2006-05-01 08:37:22 PM  
Godfrey - that was sweet; so sweet I didn't even vote for myself.

 
dirtynbl 2006-05-03 11:02:30 AM  

this is entered at the snakes on a plane contest over at Tag World. we'd appreciate your votes there. to vote there, just read the following banner and then click it. the banner is kinda big, but oh well...snakes on a plane deserves a ridiculous banner. I'm from the Former Fat Boys. We're not real well know, we've opened several times for mc chris and we were briefly on an MTV reality show. Other than that, well the song speaks for itself.

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD OUR SONG "SNAKES ON A PLANE"


www.formerfatboys.com

 
arthurblume 2006-05-03 09:45:36 PM  
Missed the Tagworld contest deadline (I think), but here's what I would have entered: http://www.jinglestudio.com/songs/soap-arthur-blume.mp3. Enjoy...

 
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