This isn't a very good sweepstakes.

QUICK! Someone whine about lawsuits!

Not quite the horse-head on a pillow, but I guess it works...

/It was the Robin, wasn't it?...

What if they found a bird torso that didn't match the head?

This is awful. They could have at least inserted a sheep's head with a "Bruno sleeps with the fishes" message.

mmmm, birdhead and beans

Oh, sure, I finally win something, and it's the Decomposing Bird Torso Sweepstakes.

poor Robin... they finally managed to keep him dead
/PS ?

Oh no... is Wendy's at it again?

Truth in advertising?

This is really scary, considering how many people are deathly allergic to bird torso.

Bah! I eat bird torso every November.

I think I'll stay with my homemade beans from now on. Takes longer to make, but what the heck, I have one cockatiel.. and I know he won't end up in them. :)

/dinner is served!

Beans, beans the musical froot; The more You eat the better the chances are You'll find a bird torso in the can

"Froot"? That made me grin. Too sleepy to chuckle. :-)

Mmm, beans n bird torso.

A little bit of that on toast... that's good eatin'

"GOOD MORNING FELLOW FARKERS" :-)

okay,okay,okay,okay(pesci)Here's a joke.
INSTRUCTIONS:
This joke must be repeated sincerely in a Henry Gibson type voice.(remember sincerity and sensitivity, holding a large sunflower, optional)
For you young farkers H.G. was a regular on the Rowan and Martin's Laugh-in. Although it isn't one of his jokes his delivery would make you pee your pants.

BIRDIE BIRDIE ON THE SILL,
YELLOW BEAK, YELLOW BILL,
I DRAW YOU NEAR WITH CRUMBS OF BREAD
"AND THEN I CRUSH YOUR FARKING HEAD" ;-0

(bow and thank the crowd)
I think I'd better get my meds and a cup of Java :-)

Just don't cut off this bird's head, I need it. I named him Flip. Flip the bird.

To Sirgrim:

Wow, finally an expert!
Is it true, that one in the hand is worth two in the bush? (not G.W. ;-0)

Jeebus, doesn't anyone cook thir own pintos anymore? It's easy, you just have to have the foresighrt to start soaking them in advance.

/give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Taste just like chicken!

This story just doesn't fly.

Mmmmmmm bird torso

I was at the deli, and they had DOZENS of bird torsos sitting right out in the open where ANYONE could see them. Disgusting. I just about called the cops

ps: I think farktimenow wins.

In Cambodia we get that, buy thats normal give me a small bird and beer, thanks

a finger in chili, a bird torso in beans, what's next, a cat's testicle lodged in a stick of butter???

/got nuthin'.
//nuthin except slashies!!!
///wheee!!!

Sounds like dinner at my Lao friend's house last new years.


/definitely sticking to dried beens till december '07

obvious

redstormpopcorn wins the thread. And made me almost spit out my coffee!

Beans are commonly known as the explosive fruit...
PINTO beans must be double so....

Phew, mine is can #5332 MF.

/not kidding
//still feels kinda icky

/couldn't post higher quality jpeg for some reason...

There we go...

/slightly better quality, mods can delete the gif if they so choose...

It's just a higher fiber, lower budget version of turducken.

/ with apologies to Dark Johnson

A birdie with a yellow bill
Hopped up on my window sill--
Cocked its little head and said,
"Get a can-opener and release my dad!"

I wasn't so bad. It soaked up the bean juice and gave extra resonance and tone to the "music". It was just the small bones that got annoying.

/dems good eat'n

Beans, beans
the musical fruit
the more you eat
the more you.. Tweet?

Billy Enforsee already found it.

/Wanted a picture but couldn't find one.
//Speak Petey!

lerry

I almost made it through this thread without puking. Just when I was trying to figure out why that girl was smiling...EWWW.

I guess it would be more cause for alarm if someone was about to find the torso of an alive bird in their can of beans.

Found it!! ...oh wait, it's only a dead mouse. Dang.

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or alternately...

Dammit, now I guess my hobo friends and I will have to stop eating straight from the can. Maybe we can pour them in a hat or something.

/hobos don't have bowls