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(1010WINS) Scary Someone, somewhere, is about to find the torso of a dead bird in their can of beans   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 47
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redstormpopcorn 2006-02-18 05:39:18 AM  
This isn't a very good sweepstakes.

 
The_Pole_Of_Justice 2006-02-18 05:39:47 AM  
QUICK! Someone whine about lawsuits!

 
KnightofTheOldRepublic 2006-02-18 05:40:19 AM  
Not quite the horse-head on a pillow, but I guess it works...

/It was the Robin, wasn't it?...

 
12inpianist 2006-02-18 05:43:44 AM  
What if they found a bird torso that didn't match the head?

 
Maui Haui 2006-02-18 05:48:51 AM  
www.alicia-logic.com

 
Scandalous 2006-02-18 05:54:48 AM  
This is awful. They could have at least inserted a sheep's head with a "Bruno sleeps with the fishes" message.

 
saarq 2006-02-18 06:03:48 AM  
mmmm, birdhead and beans

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LudditeAndroid 2006-02-18 06:17:17 AM  
Oh, sure, I finally win something, and it's the Decomposing Bird Torso Sweepstakes.

 
tfm_copycat 2006-02-18 06:17:26 AM  
poor Robin... they finally managed to keep him dead
/PS ?

 
xaveth 2006-02-18 06:22:28 AM  
Oh no... is Wendy's at it again?

 
LookOutForThatTree! 2006-02-18 06:24:14 AM  
Truth in advertising?

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Peaceboy [TotalFark] 2006-02-18 06:26:25 AM  
This is really scary, considering how many people are deathly allergic to bird torso.

 
xaveth 2006-02-18 06:28:48 AM  
Bah! I eat bird torso every November.

 
mrswelborne 2006-02-18 06:40:26 AM  
I think I'll stay with my homemade beans from now on. Takes longer to make, but what the heck, I have one cockatiel.. and I know he won't end up in them. :)

/dinner is served!

 
alan holcome 2006-02-18 06:40:46 AM  
Beans, beans the musical froot; The more You eat the better the chances are You'll find a bird torso in the can

 
GooberLover 2006-02-18 06:44:03 AM  
"Froot"? That made me grin. Too sleepy to chuckle. :-)

 
Ikahoshi 2006-02-18 06:46:12 AM  
Mmm, beans n bird torso.

A little bit of that on toast... that's good eatin'

 
Paul C 2006-02-18 06:47:13 AM  
"GOOD MORNING FELLOW FARKERS" :-)

okay,okay,okay,okay(pesci)Here's a joke.
INSTRUCTIONS:
This joke must be repeated sincerely in a Henry Gibson type voice.(remember sincerity and sensitivity, holding a large sunflower, optional)
For you young farkers H.G. was a regular on the Rowan and Martin's Laugh-in. Although it isn't one of his jokes his delivery would make you pee your pants.

BIRDIE BIRDIE ON THE SILL,
YELLOW BEAK, YELLOW BILL,
I DRAW YOU NEAR WITH CRUMBS OF BREAD
"AND THEN I CRUSH YOUR FARKING HEAD" ;-0

(bow and thank the crowd)
I think I'd better get my meds and a cup of Java :-)

 
sirgrim [TotalFark] 2006-02-18 06:48:10 AM  
Just don't cut off this bird's head, I need it. I named him Flip. Flip the bird.

literally.barelyfitz.com

 
Paul C 2006-02-18 07:06:34 AM  
To Sirgrim:

Wow, finally an expert!
Is it true, that one in the hand is worth two in the bush? (not G.W. ;-0)

 
SwiftFox [TotalFark] 2006-02-18 07:15:17 AM  
Jeebus, doesn't anyone cook thir own pintos anymore? It's easy, you just have to have the foresighrt to start soaking them in advance.

/give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

 
Omegamerc 2006-02-18 07:34:18 AM  
Taste just like chicken!

 
farktimenow [TotalFark] 2006-02-18 07:40:22 AM  
This story just doesn't fly.

 
therecksays 2006-02-18 07:49:33 AM  
Mmmmmmm bird torso

 
No Such Agency 2006-02-18 07:51:39 AM  
I was at the deli, and they had DOZENS of bird torsos sitting right out in the open where ANYONE could see them. Disgusting. I just about called the cops

 
No Such Agency 2006-02-18 07:52:28 AM  
ps: I think farktimenow wins.

 
IsNoGood 2006-02-18 08:22:56 AM  
In Cambodia we get that, buy thats normal give me a small bird and beer, thanks

 
Squirrely Wrath 2006-02-18 08:33:13 AM  
a finger in chili, a bird torso in beans, what's next, a cat's testicle lodged in a stick of butter???

/got nuthin'.
//nuthin except slashies!!!
///wheee!!!

 
karst 2006-02-18 08:34:50 AM  
Sounds like dinner at my Lao friend's house last new years.


/definitely sticking to dried beens till december '07

 
KvanCetre [TotalFark] 2006-02-18 08:36:10 AM  
www.newfunpages.com

obvious

 
charliebear 2006-02-18 09:32:00 AM  
redstormpopcorn wins the thread. And made me almost spit out my coffee!

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2006-02-18 09:33:41 AM  
Beans are commonly known as the explosive fruit...
PINTO beans must be double so....
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somamoons 2006-02-18 09:50:19 AM  
Phew, mine is can #5332 MF.

/not kidding
//still feels kinda icky

 
lerry [TotalFark] 2006-02-18 09:53:01 AM  

 
lerry [TotalFark] 2006-02-18 09:56:52 AM  
i1.tinypic.com

/couldn't post higher quality jpeg for some reason...

 
lerry [TotalFark] 2006-02-18 10:02:22 AM  
i1.tinypic.com

There we go...

/slightly better quality, mods can delete the gif if they so choose...

 
GoSpelunking 2006-02-18 10:29:13 AM  
It's just a higher fiber, lower budget version of turducken.

 
AmateursGuide 2006-02-18 10:31:47 AM  
home.comcast.net

/ with apologies to Dark Johnson

 
GoSpelunking 2006-02-18 10:40:40 AM  
A birdie with a yellow bill
Hopped up on my window sill--
Cocked its little head and said,
"Get a can-opener and release my dad!"

 
MisterPickles 2006-02-18 11:14:20 AM  
I wasn't so bad. It soaked up the bean juice and gave extra resonance and tone to the "music". It was just the small bones that got annoying.

/dems good eat'n

 
Sum Dum Phuk 2006-02-18 12:06:49 PM  
Beans, beans
the musical fruit
the more you eat
the more you.. Tweet?

 
cyrus_hunter 2006-02-18 12:40:27 PM  
Billy Enforsee already found it.

/Wanted a picture but couldn't find one.
//Speak Petey!

 
Jeff_from_MD 2006-02-18 12:59:33 PM  
lerry

I almost made it through this thread without puking. Just when I was trying to figure out why that girl was smiling...EWWW.

 
erok 2006-02-18 01:26:31 PM  
I guess it would be more cause for alarm if someone was about to find the torso of an alive bird in their can of beans.

 
Northernexposed 2006-02-18 01:46:41 PM  
Found it!! ...oh wait, it's only a dead mouse. Dang.

 
scansinboy [TotalFark] 2006-02-18 02:26:40 PM  
Unavailable for comment:
www.prowleronline.com


or alternately...

www.mathnews.uwaterloo.ca

 
TheFrankEinstein 2006-02-18 06:33:58 PM  
Dammit, now I guess my hobo friends and I will have to stop eating straight from the can. Maybe we can pour them in a hat or something.

/hobos don't have bowls

 
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