I would be devastated to hear this if I gave a rat's ass.

I'm stunned, stunned I tells ya!

I'm starting to have some respect for the girl after all (if this is true). She pretended to be a Scientology-nutjob long enough to get his sperm and now she'll get lots of his money for 18 years. Good job, Katie - and people said she couldn't act.

hm, not that I care...

but...

Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes.

Theyll share custody, says the friend, who claims the couple are drawing up a legal document to provide for Katies and the babys financial well-being for life. Tom will set up Katie and the baby, adds the pal."

At least he's taking care of his kid...

Well ladies, one rich, crazy, brainwashed, nut-job is back on the market!

Crackhead Ben: At least he's taking care of his kid...

He has no right to do otherwise.

At least he's taking care of his kid...

if we're 100 percent sure it's his. in any event, she deserves compensation for being a part of his crazy, crazy life

This is going to put a dent into www.freekatie.com's bottom line...

Finally, Oprah's couch is safe.

/won't somebody please think of the furniture

If those two crazy kids can't make it, who can?

Now she won't need any more of those anti-depressant drugs Tommy wouldn't let her take in the first place ...

glenlivid

Well ladies gents, one two rich, crazy, brainwashed, nut-job is nut-jobs are back on the market!

Fixed that for you.

Hollywood makes me sick sometimes. I mean....

jeez nevermind

Isn't she pregnant? That's weak.

"I'm BACK in the game."
/crappy quote from a crappier movie

Thera: If those two crazy kids can't make it, who can?

You and me babe! How 'bout it?

/Dire Straits lyric

Crackhead Ben: At least he's taking care of his kid...

oh for the Chris Rock joke about wanting a medal for taking care of yer kids....

Jaboobinator: You and me babe! How 'bout it?

You're being glib.

Thera: You're being glib.

I know the history of Dire Straits. You don't, Thera.

What? No stunning update on tomcruiseisnuts.com??

Jaboobinator: I know the history of Dire Straits. You don't, Thera.

Heh.

" the couple will live in his Beverly Hills home though sleeping in separate bedrooms through the summer."

Like it's been any different up till now. Watch the baby be black. :)

Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes raise the child as part of the Scientology cult.

There...all fixed now.

Hail Eris. Blessed be Our Lady of Discord.

the couple will live in his Beverly Hills home though sleeping in separate bedrooms through the summer.

Fair enough. It's worked for them so far.

Then, presumably, they'll announce a separation but Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes.

They'll share custody, says the friend, who claims the couple are drawing up a legal document to provide for Katie's and the baby's financial well-being for life. Tom will set up Katie and the baby, adds the pal.

The thing that makes this truly creepy is that it is right out of Michael Jackson's playbook.

playblu: That is the only time I've had my post fixed and thought it was funny (most of the time it's just annoying). Well played, sir!

For the longest time, I thought Weird Al was the lead singer of Dire Straits.

They're only going to break up long enough for her to have drugs during her delivery (and scream if she wants).

/Tom's alien seed

That'll learn her.

I'm so happy to hear this, I jumped up on a couch.

Jaboobinator: Isn't she pregnant? That's weak.

Why?

They both agreed that the marriage wouldnt work and they wanted to end it before they learned to hate each other.

Maybe she was hoping he'd learn to like sticking "Little Tom" into something other than some other guy's cornhole.

I doubt the conception was natural.

You mean, Tom shaved off his beard?
/he's gay
//not that there's anything wrong with that

Jaboobinator: Thera: You're being glib.

I know the history of Dire Straits. You don't, Thera.


I thought it was the Bee Gees...Wasn't Barry a Bee Gee?

peck: Hail Eris. Blessed be Our Lady of Discord.


Don't forget your hotdogs!

/I'll spread the word.

Wow... I'm truely surprised. Actually sickened at the news.

I bet a guy it wouldn't last 3 months, and now I owe him $100. Guess Katie is just a slow learner...

Who's gonna buy her beer now?

That's a big video.

Wrong threadowned!

Well that's just great. If these two wide-eyed, innocent kids can't make it in this world...

Oh, right, it's Tom & Katie. Take two, in 3, 2, 1...

Well that's just great. If this wide-eyed brainwashed homosexual and that reasonably attractive girl desprate for publicity can't make it in this world, what hope is there for the rest of us?

The more feminine and less attractive of the two has a fivehead.

I wonder who his publicist will pick to replace her.

I guess Tom just learned that a contract isn't enforceable when one of the parties signing is insane.

Way to go Katie, you are one smart cookie.

Now, where did that pesky CARE get to? I can't find it anywhere!!

I'm starting to suspect that this "Tom Cruise" person might be a homosexual.

Now he can finally come out!!!

She gave him herpes.

He gave her a baby and wealth for the rest of her life.

Smartness:

Katie > Tom

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Cruise is a class A homosexualist.

Pray for Omarion