Damn El_Swino beat me to it.

Heres a ship thats foundering just for comparision:

that fish looks like it was drawn by a two years old boy

what the hell just happened to fark?

My mom was aboard that ship. Old bag.

XSLUMLORDX


what the hell just happened to fark?

I touched it on the nono.

heh... gilliganus.

Et tu, Grammaticus?

Gilliganus? Comedy gold submitter!

Trolling the ocean depths for decent headlines, are we? My balls submitted this with a better headline.

I squinted hard, thought of bouncing ass cheeks, shot a better headline into a wad of tissue paper.

Gilliganus sounds Roman.

giliganethes
giliganopolous

/wow, look at all those Grecian urns!

From dictionary.com:

Usage Note: The verbs founder and flounder are often confused. Founder comes from a Latin word meaning bottom (as in foundation) and originally referred to knocking enemies down; it is now also used to mean to fail utterly, collapse. Flounder means to move clumsily, thrash about, and hence to proceed in confusion. If John is foundering in Chemistry 1, he had better drop the course; if he is floundering, he may yet pull through.

/A-R mode off
//As far as you know.

I would like to hit Maryannus.

Which brings up the eternal question:

Ginger or MaryAnnus?

Uh, submitter, Gilligan had absolutely nothing to do with the SS Minnow (A fine ship name) going down. It was the storm. This headline is an insult to Bob Denver and all that he represents. I now surround you with gunmen and demand appology.

Damn you hexane, damn you to Hellas!

"2,300-year-old Greek shipwreck uncovered... 3-hour tour..."

/hyphen nazi

Am I the only amused that the oceanographic institute is named Woods Hole?

/I thought so

Did oil hit the Gilliganus?

/got nothing.

Am I the only one amused that the oceanographic institute is named Woods Hole?

/I thought so

adadkbar93: Gilliganus? Comedy gold submitter!

Except the Greeks don't use Latin/Roman names. Try "Gilliganopoulos".

My father was born and raised in Athens so I think I have a clue here. ;)

Mr_Smartypants: giliganethes

Has my vote.

Shogun

Is that a warship foundering? Where's the pic from?

Yes, considering how much "Wood Hole" and an oceanographic institute have in common, the ranking on the clever scale for this one is...

"Beavis and Butthead"

There is a mildly humorous joke to be made by calling the Professor Archimedes.

/well funny for total geeks
//which isn't funny at all
///except when they snort, that's kind of funny

Are they sure it wasn't the Achille Lauro?

my bad

Normally I tend to try and avoid bandwagon jumping but I've got to say...

submitter gets a big F MINUS for that headline, wtf was that? Grammar anyone?

Gilliganus = Latin.
Try again.

If it was a Greek shipwreck, his name would be Gilliganos, not Gilliganus. Ramblings of a drunk classicist.

Paedophile_Deluxe beat me to the grammar nazi thing.

I guess I should have looked at the comments before posting my comment. I thought I was the only one who would make this "witty" comment.

his name would be Gilliganos

and the Skipper would be...?

Damn, I thought for sure submitter was gonna try to use "captain's log" there when I saw the word log...but didn't...well played...The double, double, reverse psychology.

It could be a Greek transforming into a Roman bumbling 2nd officer.

I think the big question that no one has asked yet is, "Are they still alive?"

Discordian36: Is that a warship foundering? Where's the pic from?

Google Image Search for 'ship sink'....

I thinking the bigger question no one has asked yet is, "Where did they bury the suvivors?"

Was Submitter drunk?

Farking greeks.

/also, theres that butsecks pic in almost everythread, but a thread that mentions anything related to the greeks, it should be obligatory.
//greeks suck.
///I'm still bitter over the battle at marathon.

Gilliganathos, please, he was Greek!

Biggus...Gilliganus?

lollygaggers!
and the Skipper would be...?

Naukleros.

(Not as punny.)

UFIG?

Unintended Foundering In the Gilliganus?

The Greeks stopped being Greek after THE Macedonian kicked ass. According to my Macedonian coworker.

And Vinyl 45LP even beat me to the Gilliganos smackdown.

This kind of thing isn't supposed to happen at 2 AM dammit!

Gilliganus...woo hoo!!!

"I'm still bitter over the battle at marathon."

I would be too. Id also be bitter about the 300 Spartans who wiped out the "immortals" at Thermopylae, and Alexander the Great spreading Hellenism throughout the barbarian Eastern Empire.

/Yes, im Greek.