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(Cleveland) Dumbass Substitute teacher offers contest: "Get better grades and win a date with me." What could possibly go wrong?   (cleveland.com) divider line 150
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MoriyaMug 2006-01-26 06:25:19 PM  
I'm pretty certain I've got seen know a guy who has a hentai manga that revolves around this exact concept.

 
lmxloco 2006-01-26 06:30:18 PM  
So the guy who won was 20...and still in High School? Sharp fella.

 
dg41 [TotalFark] 2006-01-26 06:36:41 PM  
Useless, pics, etc.

 
mistersite 2006-01-26 06:37:32 PM  
um... she fixes the cable?

 
bdesign 2006-01-26 06:57:38 PM  
Okay, Imxloco. Next time I'd read the article. It clearly states that he was the 17 year old captain of the Football team. He's 20 now.

 
dustman81 [TotalFark] 2006-01-26 07:07:47 PM  
images.ibsys.com

Pic of teacher

/I'd hit it

 
Not Available [TotalFark] 2006-01-26 08:10:36 PM  
The attractive new substitute teacher at Strongsville High School proposed a novel incentive to her class of special-education students

That's. Just. Nasty.

/ Link requires registration for page 2. BAD submitter - BAD!

 
jsfrancis 2006-01-26 08:23:36 PM  
Not Available, special education doesn't mean a room of kids wearing helmets.

Pretty much 10% of kids are now classified as special ed (magically stays about 10% because that is where the funding cap is). Any type of learning problem - dyslexia, requiring more time for tests and many other things could qualify a student as special ed and many are some of a school's better students. There are also tons of special ed kids in any college.

(however, if that's the guy in the picture is the QB, "That's. Just. Nasty." still fits)

 
Roberta103 2006-01-26 09:43:07 PM  
Mary Kay Letourneau waiting to happen

 
Unhip1 [TotalFark] 2006-01-26 10:29:47 PM  
If you think about it, she could get injured on the "date"!
Obviously she wouldn't have made this offer to Honors students.

Conclusion: She likes it rough and awkward?

/watch your ear

 
ariosto 2006-01-26 10:30:26 PM  
Where can I sign up to this "special needs" class?

 
Gosling [TotalFark] 2006-01-26 10:30:29 PM  
If it's the sort of special ed they stuck me in (Asberger's, you see- form of autism; don't worry about it- though for 10 years they had it down as ADD), this will turn out to be one of those 'she's suffered enough' cases. Most kids in there were only in there because they were jackasses, you couldn't expel them (though they were suspended with some regularity), and none of the other teachers wanted them.

There was one guy in my special ed room who bragged, in class, about having his own parole officer.

True story.

 
Fluffy_the_cactus 2006-01-26 10:31:20 PM  
Damn, where were these hot teachers when I was in high school? I mean, that's just not fair! *sigh* I never got to score in high school...

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2006-01-26 10:34:01 PM  
Wait a sec... The captain of the football team was a special ed student?

 
c7hu1hu fh746n [TotalFark] 2006-01-26 10:34:04 PM  
They need to stop greenlighting hawt teacher/student affair stories.

that said, I'd hit it like I was 17

/waiting for imminenet flamewar eruption
//just like every thread on this subject
///evar

 
Unsung_Hero 2006-01-26 10:34:06 PM  
There was a hotter teacher than that in my school. Of course, instead of sleeping with students she married (and presumably slept with) a senior member of the faculty.

 
skinink 2006-01-26 10:34:23 PM  

I think of all the education that I missed,
But then my homework was never quite like this ...


tralfaz-archives.com


 
g026r 2006-01-26 10:34:29 PM  
Not Available: / Link requires registration for page 2. BAD submitter - BAD!

Just click "outside US", and you can continue onwards without registering.

 
EdgeRunner 2006-01-26 10:34:40 PM  
Substitute teacher offers contest: "Get better grades and win a date with me."

If you take second place, do you win a date with Mr. Hat?

 
machoprogrammer 2006-01-26 10:34:59 PM  
http://www.wkyc.com/video/player.aspx?aid=19269&bw=

They interview the guy in the video, he looks half decent.

 
Fluffy_the_cactus 2006-01-26 10:35:15 PM  
Unsung, that's just gross...

However...

If I'm single when I'm an older guy, I'm sure I'd love to have a hot, younger woman. LOL

Pharaoh Fluffy

 
piscis ferox 2006-01-26 10:35:27 PM  
in other news...the captain of the football team was special ed. only in america. i'm surprised it's not only in florida.

 
Dead Farker Walken 2006-01-26 10:38:42 PM  
Bradigan's attorney, William Crosby, said Scarlett took advantage of a minor, but she's not the only one at fault.

"Steve was an innocent and naive kid and a virgin with handicaps that this teacher exploited," Crosby said. "She stole his innocence from him."


Yeah. She stole HIS innocence eh? Did she rape him or something?

 
Fluffy_the_cactus 2006-01-26 10:38:58 PM  
piscis, what do you expect from Ohio???

Pharaoh Fluffy

 
kazamobah 2006-01-26 10:40:27 PM  
hmmm... the captain of the football team was in special ed. That must have been a great team.

"No no, Stevie RUN THIS WAY!"

 
Rreal 2006-01-26 10:40:44 PM  
uhh, what's this about Ass Burgers?

Seriously, I know the disorder you're talking about, hell, I've been accused of having it. Doesn't change the fact that I got the oddest craving for donkey meat.

 
DaScotsman 2006-01-26 10:41:36 PM  
...and most of us are asking ourselves the same question...

WHERE WERE THESE HOT PIECES OF *** WHEN WE WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL TRYING TO GET LAID?!?!?!?!!!!!!111!!!!

/my apologies
//had to do it

 
Avenger 2006-01-26 10:42:20 PM  
Obligatory

Where the HELL was I when THESE people started giving education. We need more of these teachers.

Sex is the ultimate motivator.

 
superking 2006-01-26 10:42:57 PM  
You know, I graduated third in my class. We very often had a substitute come in to teach my English class who was QUITE hot. Winning a date with and subsequently boning her would have been no problem.

But noooo, she HAD to be normal.

 
putita_caliente 2006-01-26 10:43:34 PM  
"I said, 'Whoa!' and pushed her away, and she started to cry," Bradigan, 20, recalled recently.


he said 'whoa!' when she tried to kiss him?

teh gay!

 
LiteWerk 2006-01-26 10:44:39 PM  
I'm thinking I really need to go back to school. In a spec. ed. class! You know, just to see what's changed since I was in school.

 
HarrisonBergeron [recently expired TotalFark] 2006-01-26 10:45:40 PM  
strongsville high school sounds like it should be located in strongbadia. i'm sure the ruler of that realm would be proud of the young don juan bradigan. in fact, why isn't the father?

brendoman.com

 
doxonrox99 2006-01-26 10:45:46 PM  
jsfrancis

Pretty much 10% of kids are now classified as special ed (magically stays about 10% because that is where the funding cap is). Any type of learning problem - dyslexia, requiring more time for tests and many other things...

Does the "many other things" include being dumber than 90% of their class?

 
Scandalous 2006-01-26 10:47:14 PM  
I would hit hit. Yes, I would.

 
DistendedPendulusFrenulum 2006-01-26 10:48:00 PM  
I struggled horribly with dysgraphia and dyslexia in grade school. Back then, there was one designation: Retarded. Never mind that I was reading at the sixth grade level in first grade.


.

 
waste301 2006-01-26 10:48:10 PM  
I will take her special class. I will try to touch the boobies. Goat boy says,"It may not look like a quivering rabbit nostril - but I'd still hit it."

 
DaScotsman 2006-01-26 10:50:04 PM  
If I was 17...

numquamnonparatus.com

/heck, even now...

 
Tubercular Ox 2006-01-26 10:53:10 PM  
OMG, can we please hit every possible angle on the whole sexual crime thing in one night?

What's up, mods, have we not given you the right flame war yet?

 
TheXRayStyle 2006-01-26 10:54:31 PM  


um... she fixes the cable?


Don't be fatuous, mistersite.

 
PhysicsJunky 2006-01-26 10:55:05 PM  
jsfrancis
Pretty much 10% of kids are now classified as special ed (magically stays about 10% because that is where the funding cap is). Any type of learning problem - dyslexia, requiring more time for tests and many other things could qualify a student as special ed and many are some of a school's better students. There are also tons of special ed kids in any college.

Umm... maybe it's because of the college I go to but if you have a learning disability you're not getting any more time time on the tests or the notes typed out for you. Physical disabilities they make allowances for but mental disabilities? I don't think so. As a side issue... why in the world are they getting more more time on the test or special tutoring if they're one of the school's better students? It's seems like a misallocation of funds.

I'm only familiar with the Ivies but I'm pretty damn sure the special education ride ends at high school. I have a mild case of ADD myself and it's one of those things I just have to deal with sometimes; I'm not going to be any better off in life if I was treated any different.

I don't disagree with your point on classification but what colleges are you talking about?

 
machoprogrammer 2006-01-26 10:55:57 PM  
The article says theres X-rated pics...

I want to see!

 
nelbuts 2006-01-26 10:56:26 PM  
Ok maybe I am missing something here. But what is wrong with all these guys? I mean they hit these teachers and then wait two or more farking years and then scream. Frankly, I think the guys are jerks who just want attention. If it were me (and I wish it were) I would keep it to myself and get all I could get.

 
FishyFred [TotalFark] 2006-01-26 10:58:07 PM  
caldous1984.tripod.com

I don't know if this image came out right... but I think you get the idea.

 
YouPeopleAreCrazy 2006-01-26 10:58:30 PM  
Epsilon: Wait a sec... The captain of the football team was a special ed student?

Obviously, he was captain of the special teams squad.

 
thatguyfred 2006-01-26 10:58:37 PM  
I'd hit it

 
xen0blue 2006-01-26 10:59:15 PM  
That guy is a douchebag.

Douche. Bad. And a pussy.

 
cargrrl82 2006-01-26 10:59:49 PM  
Just wait til this happens in a state where the age of consent is 17 or 16 and all the students in the class are of the of consent. No longer illegal just tacky and unprofessional. That being said, imagine if there were more teachers like her. We'd have the best schools in history by the end of next week.

 
8ctopus 2006-01-26 11:00:06 PM  
scotsman


brilliant. lol.

 
crayola_chicken 2006-01-26 11:01:25 PM  
when i was in high school we had a sociology teacher all the boys wanted to screw. she'd done her student-teaching there, and was at this time working as a part-timer in her first official teaching capacity. accordingly, she wasn't much older than us, and she would tell us stories about her sorority days.

i'm sure she was responsible for much teenage fappage.

 
tiiger 2006-01-26 11:02:34 PM  
I just find it funny that most Farkers come to sexual crimes/lawsuit threads and say theyd hit it, but in boobies links, the girl is never up to their standards. Does that explain the boobies draught? Are these links the new Boobies Threads? If they are, this thread needs more pics.

 
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