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(Delaware Online) Dumbass Arrest warrants have been issued for a Middletown, Del. man who had to be rescued by helicopter after getting stuck in waist-deep mud when a would-be sexual rendezvous in a marsh went bad   (delawareonline.com) divider line 69
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richlip 2006-01-02 12:36:47 PM  
Thomas J. Bruno allegedly agreed to pay a male prostitute to have sex with him near a wastewater treatment plant

Delaware is farked up.

 
Maui Haui 2006-01-02 12:46:22 PM  
Heh "mudder".

 
Unsilent Majority 2006-01-02 12:53:26 PM  
doesn't this happen to everybody from time to time?

 
Heroic Poser 2006-01-02 12:55:07 PM  
Nope. No problems there. That sounds very normal.

what?

 
Haiku 2006-01-02 12:57:03 PM  
Whew... for a second I thought this article was about me, but no, nobody knows about my midnight tryst with a male prostitute

 
clueyee [recently expired TotalFark] 2006-01-02 01:16:56 PM  
This warrants a WTF owl!

anyone? anyone?

 
clueyee [recently expired TotalFark] 2006-01-02 01:18:49 PM  
I do not have a WTF owl so this will have to do:

www.farkimages.com

/many thanks to whomever originally PS-ed this

 
ratdesang 2006-01-02 01:36:53 PM  
Ronnie Dobbs?

 
Krumet 2006-01-02 01:54:53 PM  
www.atos.org

 
StrikitRich 2006-01-02 01:58:42 PM  
Up to his waist in mud by the sewage treatment plant? Guess this guy was a true brown dirt cowboy.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2006-01-02 03:04:39 PM  
You know, charging that guy with anything is a moot point - he's already been humiliated and publicly exposed as a loser. There's little point in criminal charges and fines other than vindictiveness.

 
jerry2a 2006-01-02 03:28:58 PM  
Thomas J. Bruno allegedly agreed to pay a male prostitute to have sex with him near a wastewater treatment plant off Wolfe Neck Road. But the two, who had met in a bar earlier that night, got into an argument and the sex act never took place, he told police.

All that for nothing...

 
jerry2a 2006-01-02 03:31:22 PM  
Weaver95: You know, charging that guy with anything is a moot point - he's already been humiliated and publicly exposed as a loser. There's little point in criminal charges and fines other than vindictiveness.

I couldn't agree more. "As punishment, you are hereby ordered to pay $150 to a male prostitute after which time you will be stranded waist-deep in the mud while everyone you know watches you get rescued by a police helicopter...oh wait...nevermind"

 
potato_chip_eating_geek 2006-01-02 03:31:23 PM  
jeezus, why didn't he just keep his mouth shut. he coulda told them he pulled over to take a leak and gotten stuck. anything except what he did say.

/agrees with Weaver95
//for once.

 
mkrygeri 2006-01-02 03:31:23 PM  
Dad?

 
Tomflry7 2006-01-02 03:31:58 PM  
he ended up with mud on his helmet after all, what's he cryin' for?

 
koate 2006-01-02 03:32:35 PM  
Not surprised.

/From Delaware

 
subsailor 2006-01-02 03:32:59 PM  
home.hawaii.rr.com

 
thesubliminalman 2006-01-02 03:33:05 PM  
No "Bad, Worse, Worser, Fark" in title?

 
rocinante721 2006-01-02 03:34:43 PM  
Gay sex in Rehoboth Beach ?

NEVER !!!

 
grytpype-thynne 2006-01-02 03:34:54 PM  
You know you've had a bad day when:

vh10018.v1.moc.gbahn.net

 
borist 2006-01-02 03:34:59 PM  
Just goes to prove:

ALWAYS stick to your story. ALWAYS.

/If you believe it, it's true
//At least that's what I believe.

 
ignoramus 2006-01-02 03:39:21 PM  
www.pixpond.com

 
jal7884 2006-01-02 03:40:32 PM  
This was a headline in the de. papers today. Figures the first news story about De. I see would involve teh gays.

/Welcome to Slower Lower Delaware.
//Watch your Back(side)

 
delbert grady 2006-01-02 03:41:01 PM  
Damn you ignoramus. You beat me to it.

//golfclap

 
ignoramus 2006-01-02 03:42:25 PM  
www.pixpond.com
"Silly Yankees."

 
keiran 2006-01-02 03:46:04 PM  
Can't wait for TSG to get on this one.

 
koate 2006-01-02 03:46:25 PM  
jal7884

Watch your Back(side)

someone gonna cut some bacon off that?

/RAPA!

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2006-01-02 03:47:34 PM  
The police are just trying to help the guy out. They arrested the male prostitute and are holding him in the department until the "john" gets his money's worth.

/All's fair in love and buttsecks.

 
gradatim 2006-01-02 03:53:36 PM  
If this had happened where I live, the state would probably have made the dude pay for the cost of the helicopter rescue.

 
strangeguitar 2006-01-02 03:56:12 PM  
Wah the male prostitute Fred Garvin?
The mud would get into his complicated trusses.

 
Judy Jetson 2006-01-02 03:56:15 PM  
"Randall? Is that you???"

 
grumpyoldfart 2006-01-02 04:00:23 PM  
He would have stuck it in the mud anyway.

 
ka1axy 2006-01-02 04:01:04 PM  
I'm surprised no-one has mentioned the scenic and fragrant spot Thomas chose for his rendezvous. Behind the sewage treatment plant. My dream spot for sex (not!).

 
lord_spap-oop 2006-01-02 04:06:32 PM  
Hey look! The FSM is lifting a believer up to hebbin!!!

 
Brian-Warner 2006-01-02 04:17:02 PM  
Puddleglum? Is that you?

/Marshwiggle!

 
monkeyfetusjuice 2006-01-02 04:24:17 PM  
cult of the swamp donkey strikes again!!!!

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2006-01-02 04:30:34 PM  
I'm surprised no-one has mentioned the scenic and fragrant spot Thomas chose for his rendezvous. Behind the sewage treatment plant. My dream spot for sex (not!).

Well the guy obviously doesn't mind the mud.

 
cubcake1 2006-01-02 04:30:44 PM  
Guy should get points for being honest, even if he is an idiot. Everyone knows gay sex with a prostitute is best behind a kmart after closing.

 
koate 2006-01-02 04:32:57 PM  
Point awarded to deadapostle

 
MonkeyBoy666 2006-01-02 04:40:52 PM  
pistauf_farker: 8) I drove out here to fark a woman I met at a bar, only to discover she was a dude. I fled on foot and got stuck.

Personally, that's the story I'm sticking with when I get stuck. If you say it with the appropriate level of reluctance they'll accept it.


/Especially if the interviewer hasn't seen The Crying Game
//Lotta kids in uniform these days

 
Okartguy 2006-01-02 04:43:34 PM  
vgss

Same thing I was just wondering...

 
BruiserX 2006-01-02 04:45:22 PM  
2006-01-02 04:30:44 PM cubcake1
Everyone knows gay sex with a prostitute is best behind a kmart after closing.


Or in the White House after a press conference.
Jeff Gannon stricks again

 
Dark_Wolf77 2006-01-02 04:45:35 PM  
vgss: How can one lick his own butt?!?


Apparently, that's one of the special powers of a Puerto Rican.....

 
WascawwyWabbit 2006-01-02 04:47:54 PM  
touche, vgss

 
zippie26 2006-01-02 04:49:14 PM  
Maybe deadapostle is a cat.

 
pistauf_farker 2006-01-02 04:51:12 PM  
I still cannot tell whether he knew where "Some Puerto Rican guy" originated. . .

 
Homer'sEnemy 2006-01-02 04:52:50 PM  
Why is this guy being arrested? Was there a crime committed? The article said that the man he paid to have sex with didn't actually do the deed, so is he being arrested for being a dipshiat?

//Seriously, I don't get it.

 
Gameshot911 [TotalFark] 2006-01-02 04:56:05 PM  
well, homer'senemy..for one, he falsified info to the poliece

 
ecmo19741974 2006-01-02 04:58:54 PM  
zippie26: Maybe deadapostle is a cat.

How else are you going to get the lipstick off?

 
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