Thomas J. Bruno allegedly agreed to pay a male prostitute to have sex with him near a wastewater treatment plant

Delaware is farked up.

Heh "mudder".

doesn't this happen to everybody from time to time?

Nope. No problems there. That sounds very normal.

what?

Whew... for a second I thought this article was about me, but no, nobody knows about my midnight tryst with a male prostitute

This warrants a WTF owl!

anyone? anyone?

I do not have a WTF owl so this will have to do:



/many thanks to whomever originally PS-ed this

Ronnie Dobbs?

Up to his waist in mud by the sewage treatment plant? Guess this guy was a true brown dirt cowboy.

You know, charging that guy with anything is a moot point - he's already been humiliated and publicly exposed as a loser. There's little point in criminal charges and fines other than vindictiveness.

Thomas J. Bruno allegedly agreed to pay a male prostitute to have sex with him near a wastewater treatment plant off Wolfe Neck Road. But the two, who had met in a bar earlier that night, got into an argument and the sex act never took place, he told police.

All that for nothing...

Weaver95: You know, charging that guy with anything is a moot point - he's already been humiliated and publicly exposed as a loser. There's little point in criminal charges and fines other than vindictiveness.

I couldn't agree more. "As punishment, you are hereby ordered to pay $150 to a male prostitute after which time you will be stranded waist-deep in the mud while everyone you know watches you get rescued by a police helicopter...oh wait...nevermind"

jeezus, why didn't he just keep his mouth shut. he coulda told them he pulled over to take a leak and gotten stuck. anything except what he did say.

/agrees with Weaver95
//for once.

Dad?

he ended up with mud on his helmet after all, what's he cryin' for?

Not surprised.

/From Delaware

No "Bad, Worse, Worser, Fark" in title?

Gay sex in Rehoboth Beach ?

NEVER !!!

You know you've had a bad day when:

Just goes to prove:

ALWAYS stick to your story. ALWAYS.

/If you believe it, it's true
//At least that's what I believe.

This was a headline in the de. papers today. Figures the first news story about De. I see would involve teh gays.

/Welcome to Slower Lower Delaware.
//Watch your Back(side)

Damn you ignoramus. You beat me to it.

//golfclap

"Silly Yankees."

Can't wait for TSG to get on this one.

jal7884

Watch your Back(side)

someone gonna cut some bacon off that?

/RAPA!

The police are just trying to help the guy out. They arrested the male prostitute and are holding him in the department until the "john" gets his money's worth.

/All's fair in love and buttsecks.

If this had happened where I live, the state would probably have made the dude pay for the cost of the helicopter rescue.

Wah the male prostitute Fred Garvin?
The mud would get into his complicated trusses.

"Randall? Is that you???"

He would have stuck it in the mud anyway.

I'm surprised no-one has mentioned the scenic and fragrant spot Thomas chose for his rendezvous. Behind the sewage treatment plant. My dream spot for sex (not!).

Hey look! The FSM is lifting a believer up to hebbin!!!

Puddleglum? Is that you?

/Marshwiggle!

cult of the swamp donkey strikes again!!!!

I'm surprised no-one has mentioned the scenic and fragrant spot Thomas chose for his rendezvous. Behind the sewage treatment plant. My dream spot for sex (not!).

Well the guy obviously doesn't mind the mud.

Guy should get points for being honest, even if he is an idiot. Everyone knows gay sex with a prostitute is best behind a kmart after closing.

Point awarded to deadapostle

pistauf_farker: 8) I drove out here to fark a woman I met at a bar, only to discover she was a dude. I fled on foot and got stuck.

Personally, that's the story I'm sticking with when I get stuck. If you say it with the appropriate level of reluctance they'll accept it.


/Especially if the interviewer hasn't seen The Crying Game
//Lotta kids in uniform these days

vgss

Same thing I was just wondering...

2006-01-02 04:30:44 PM cubcake1
Everyone knows gay sex with a prostitute is best behind a kmart after closing.

Or in the White House after a press conference.
Jeff Gannon stricks again

vgss: How can one lick his own butt?!?


Apparently, that's one of the special powers of a Puerto Rican.....

touche, vgss

Maybe deadapostle is a cat.

I still cannot tell whether he knew where "Some Puerto Rican guy" originated. . .

Why is this guy being arrested? Was there a crime committed? The article said that the man he paid to have sex with didn't actually do the deed, so is he being arrested for being a dipshiat?

//Seriously, I don't get it.

well, homer'senemy..for one, he falsified info to the poliece

zippie26: Maybe deadapostle is a cat.

How else are you going to get the lipstick off?