WA-HEY!!!! Hero indeed!

How much do you want to bet he gets kidnappned and re-brainwashed by those Scientologist farks?

cult

na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!! i mean LEADER!!!!

But on FACTNet.org -- his Web site, which stands for Fight Against Coercive Tactics Network -- he issued a buoyant statement, gloating, "The cult that vowed it would never pay me one thin dime has now paid over 86 million thin dimes."

Priceless ...

serves them right. 86 million thin dimes.

Sweet! L.Ron is more like EnRon...screw scientology! Freakin' mini-navy! What a load of horse manure!

You know, I'd be willing to let the Catholics off the hook if they could somehow transfer the damage payments to the Scientologists. Of the two, I'd rather see the Xenu-xuckers bankrupt.

I need to get aboard this Scientology gravy train.

Another blow to Scientologists. Will they ever give up?

Screw you scientology-haters. Why should the other religions have a oligopoly on taking money from their followers. More competition is good. Scientology is a far more profitable relgion than those other. Wait for their IPO, it will outperform Islam Corp. (ISLM) and Christianity Inc. (CHRT) anyday.

Not to worry, Scientologists! You still have all the money that rolled in from Battlefield Earth!

[/sarcasm]


Check out Operation Clambake, a hardcore anti-Scientology site

Leah Remini, that hottie from CBS' "King of Queens" is a Scientologist. Damn. I thought she had more sense than that.

Yeah, but Battlefield Earth ROCKED!!

Lowtax said it best...

That Scientology cult is evil! Who is their god? Satan?

Man, all this thread-reading is making me hungry. I'm going to go have a bowl of E-Grahms.

Ah, forget it. Search the somethingawful archive yourself.

IRONBAR:

I was just thinking the same thing... Thought it was my computer for a second... Checked the settings... Nope... Just the threads...

"I'm smiling," he said. "It's like being the first plaintiff to get a victory against the cigarette companies."

Who were also responsible for their stupidity.

Hot farking damn! There is a little justice in this world. (even if it takes 22 years for that Wollersheim dude to find it)

FARKI'N A !!!
This guy has a cool "cult awareness" site: FACTNet.org
Check-it-out...
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AfterLife = Anti-Life

I think the stretched thread size is due to Vman's "wheeeee" post.

Ironbar, Wanker:
That would be VMan, I believe. The spacebar is your friend, VMan.

L Ron was a good writer. In fact, Scientology's beliefs sound like the plot of a sci-fi book.

How anyone can buy his infectd-by-thetans crap is proof that most of us are basically stupid.

"The church's conduct was manifestly outrageous."

"infliction of emotional distress."

"Yesterday, as a Los Angeles Superior Court judge was set to begin yet another hearing, the Church of Scientology of California suddenly threw in the towel."

YEAH!

This is great. I hope this paves the way for many more lawsuits and drains the CoS into extinction.

the thread shiat is from vman.. these frikken idiots and their desire to make wide threads.. we dont care for your theatrics

Ironbar: I think it was Vman with his very-long-sentence-of-no-spaces :-( God this is annoying at 800x600...


Frankly, I'm surprised this guy is still alive. The Co$ has had years to ruin him, after all, and they've shown no disinclination to do just that to others. I'd think that for almost $10 million, they'd have made it a point of honour (or the nearest Co$ equivalent). Maybe they thought that if they stalled long enough he'd finally commit suicide...

Scientology getting sued for millions, the catholic church being sued for kiddy diddlers... Things are looking up!

Hurray!!!!!!

Great use of HERO tag.

Hopefully this COMPLETE sham of a religion will be gone forever.

Can you believe, an entire religion based on science fiction!

Although......

Christianity is based on an oxymoron.....the virgin mother

Yeah, his whole thing about midichlorians is ridiculous.

Uh, wait...

No Such Agency:

It's just as annoying at 1024x768 with my wildly inflated text size.

A lot of Hollywood actors are Scientologists. The Co$ actively recruits for exposure... and money.

The FreeZoners are probably the last hope of Hubbard's religion ever being anything more than a tninly-disguised scam.

In other news... FREE XENU! TAKE THAT OSA! HAHHAAHAHAHAH! KEITH HENSON OWNZ J00!

ok, i'm done spiking the ball now.

Leah Remini, that hottie from CBS' "King of Queens" is a Scientologist. Damn.


Catherine Bell, the hottie on "JAG", is also a Scientologist, as is "Jenna Elfman" from Dharma & Greg. It always sucks when hot women are in scary cults. I just can't get it up for somebody who's essentially an accomplice to massive fraud...

GET OUT NOW!!! THE THREAD'S GOING TO BLOW!!!


Why doesn't Fark have a FLAME tag yet-- way overdue...

I'd like to sign a billion-year contract for Total Fark, please.

Oh NO! Not Catherine Bell!

nnooooo

Wish there was an easy way to spot these things in public. Like the special sunglasses in that one movie that shows the aliens. I need that for CoS.

Aliens I tell you!

Yes, but was he 'cleared' ?

Zzeuss, all ready for the $cientologists

I am starting a new religion based on the worship of boobies.. Boobietologist

I remember the first time I was shot out of a cannon

A boobie religion?

Works for me!

If boobies doesn't convince you that God exists, nothing will.

Don't Scientologists eat babies? Or did I just read that on the internet.

I am willing to sign a billion-year contract with the Church of Boobietology.

Vman made the threadview scrolly because all his words are
typedtogetherlikethis.

Good for him..... Most cults (catholocism, scientology,penticostal, etc...) really should be aboloshed...Yes, I know, freedom of religion, I wholly support it, but the problem is that they brainwash their followers and rarely if ever follow their own doctrines and cannons. Any religion/cult who is so hypocritical has no right to exist....

I will deprogram ex-boobietologists with Pics of Anna Nicole

That chick Greta Von Somethingorother from FoxNews is a scientologist. I wonder if this will make the news there?

Can I getz a HELL YEAH from the congregation!?!?