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(The Register) Amusing Chinese invent liquid spray-on condom (with SFW pic)   (theregister.com) divider line 149
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Elzar [TotalFark] 2005-11-21 09:01:24 AM  
I hope that product doesn't make it to America - i can only imagine the number of wrong ways it would be applied...

/ Condoms work just fine

 
stevarooni 2005-11-21 09:14:19 AM  
What, they can't make it ribbed for her pleasure?
<not too keen on the idea of an insertable aerosol can>

 
Rillion [TotalFark] 2005-11-21 09:18:41 AM  
Condoms work just fine

If you consider not being able to feel anything "just fine."

 
GooberMcFly [TotalFark] 2005-11-21 09:59:32 AM  
I'm not buying any condom-like product with "Nano" in its name.

My self-confidence is shaky enough as it is.

 
yakker 2005-11-21 10:08:33 AM  
I suppose this product is better than counting on the magical genies living in her noo-noo. But probably not much.

 
etymxris 2005-11-21 10:12:00 AM  
"Daily use of this product can help maintain genital hygiene and prevent infection by pathogens".

Sounds like it's repackaged lysol with a fancy spray nozzle.

we can't help thinking at least some customers will find applying the product more stimulating that actually putting it through its paces.

Probably about as stimulating as putting in a tampon. I'm not a woman so I wouldn't know but I'd assume it's not that stimulating.

 
strangeguitar 2005-11-21 10:21:04 AM  
I'm pretty sensitive. I might finish before it's finished being sprayed on.

 
Old_Chief_Scott [TotalFark] 2005-11-21 10:47:05 AM  

Interesting, but since my wife had me off to the Vet to get fixed, I don't need it.

I also tend not to wander off or scratch up the funiture anymore.


 
Broadcastdave [TotalFark] 2005-11-21 12:55:53 PM  
I like how in the SFW pic the product is held by someone who will never need it.

 
Julieahni [TotalFark] 2005-11-21 01:27:20 PM  
Broadcastdave

You took the words right out of my mouth.

 
omegazeto 2005-11-21 01:27:21 PM  
Hmmm... I dunno. Birth Control is fine for me and my wife, but back when we first got together and we were still using condoms, I never thought there was a problem with "not feeling anything"... Sure there is LESSENED sensation, but IMO that just makes it BETTER, since you can last longer and have a more intense orgasm that way.
Or maybe the people complaining about no sensation just have huge (egos) and are using a comdom several sizes too large?

/you decide

 
foo monkey 2005-11-21 01:27:29 PM  
It's like that car foam, from Demolition Man.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2005-11-21 01:27:47 PM  
"It can remain in the vagina for a long time without destroying the vagina's chemical balance,"

That Ping and his charming pillow talk.

 
hoohoodilly 2005-11-21 01:27:58 PM  
Not spray on, spray in.

/Just sayin'

 
ksjones 2005-11-21 01:28:54 PM  
you have to wonder...is it scented?...flavored?

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2005-11-21 01:29:19 PM  
How long before some stupid huffers suffocate themselves?

 
Greg Rebellion 2005-11-21 01:30:07 PM  
"Related stories:
NZ finds Black Cocks hard to swallow (15 September 2005)"

That's funny!

 
mrexcess [TotalFark] 2005-11-21 01:30:22 PM  

 
sgapilot 2005-11-21 01:30:55 PM  
Did anyone else catch the article on that page titled:

NZ finds Black Cocks hard to swallow

http://www.theregister.com/2005/09/15/nz_badminton_kerfuffle/

 
puckhead 2005-11-21 01:31:43 PM  
judging from what I've seen from asian pornography, "the act" could be a bit of a let down after "the preparation".


/yes I made a little peener joke.
//so did they, calling it Nanometer something or other

 
nardbagman 2005-11-21 01:32:13 PM  
Hey Submitter.. it's a Spray-IN-Condom not a Spray-on.. its for the females.

/shakes head

 
sgapilot 2005-11-21 01:32:50 PM  
Durn it....took to long trying to link it, and Greg Rebellion beat me to it.

 
ateofiel [recently expired TotalFark] 2005-11-21 01:33:28 PM  
Could give an interesting slant to the whole 'huffing' thang.

 
ram1312 2005-11-21 01:33:46 PM  
spray-on diaphragms?

 
twistedsphere 2005-11-21 01:34:34 PM  
innuendo..overload....too many to...choose from..!

 
D3_WR 2005-11-21 01:34:53 PM  
hahahahahah black cocks hard to swallow

 
Tyee 2005-11-21 01:35:21 PM  
The person in the picture should be sufficient birth control.

Is that M or F ?

 
Sergent D 2005-11-21 01:35:47 PM  
Scroll down to the bottom of the page:

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2005-11-21 01:36:14 PM  
"Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."




/because of the echo

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2005-11-21 01:36:20 PM  
I was going to post the picture of the body condom from Naked Gun, but I made the mistake of GISing for Naked Gun.

 
Purple Hayes 2005-11-21 01:36:27 PM  
That NZ link should go on the main page as is!

 
steelwelder 2005-11-21 01:36:34 PM  
I have been hearing rumors of this sort of product for the last few years. I would like to see it go to clinical trials here in the states to determine how effective it is. This could be a very good thing. Current condom designs often prevent me from "finishing" and I would like to try something different.

 
shaymlss 2005-11-21 01:36:42 PM  
we can't help thinking at least some customers will find applying the product more stimulating that actually putting it through its paces.

That is absolutely the most retarded presumption I have ever seen in a "news" article.

 
smed7 2005-11-21 01:36:47 PM  
mrexcess

Holy-shiat dude....I nearly pissed my pants !
Thanks for the laugh -

 
jrsyman 2005-11-21 01:37:02 PM  
"Too much pressure..ack, fpppt!"


 
Sloth_DC 2005-11-21 01:37:06 PM  
omegazeto: Hmmm... I dunno. Birth Control is fine for me and my wife, but back when we first got together and we were still using condoms, I never thought there was a problem with "not feeling anything"... Sure there is LESSENED sensation, but IMO that just makes it BETTER, since you can last longer and have a more intense orgasm that way.

Umm, ok. With a condom I can't feel anything, and there's typically no orgasm. Without a condom, I last long enough, thankyouverymuch. If anything I'd prefer something which sped things up a bit than one which made me last even longer.

Or maybe the people complaining about no sensation just have huge (egos) and are using a comdom several sizes too large?

Actually, the problem is exacerbated when using a condom several sizes too small. YMMV

 
rouxkitty [TotalFark] 2005-11-21 01:38:21 PM  
Made in China? Even funnier to consider that inserting the prophylactic product may be bigger than what may supercede...

/no offense meant
//just sayin'...
///love slashies

 
absolutelychecken 2005-11-21 01:38:26 PM  
Nanometer-silver cryptomorphic? If he would just tack on "bioquantum" he'd have just about all the tech buzzwords covered.

Also, it's just a matter of time before someone accidentally grabs the can of Easy Cheese instead.
"Oh crap, I used the cheese again! I'll grab the Wheat Thins."

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2005-11-21 01:40:31 PM  
Spray-in condom: Do not use orally.

 
techmaniac 2005-11-21 01:42:01 PM  
Yeah, if that's there spokesperson, they're going to sell that first case in oh, about a year!

 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark] 2005-11-21 01:42:21 PM  
...and in nine months babies are born wearing latex swim caps.

 
Kyoki [TotalFark] 2005-11-21 01:42:22 PM  
PC LOAD LETTER:

Close enough?


 
darthgarlic 2005-11-21 01:42:45 PM  
Now they need to a invent liquid spray-on woman to go with it.

 
bernerdude 2005-11-21 01:43:10 PM  
I wish this product would've been around when your parents were dating.

 
Grotfabrieken Rubbishhausen 2005-11-21 01:43:27 PM  
sgapilot: Did anyone else catch the article on that page titled:

NZ finds Black Cocks hard to swallow

http://www.theregister.com/2005/09/15/nz_badminton_kerfuffle/



I followed that link and then found this one:
Superman has a small todger (pops)

 
peacefulwarrior 2005-11-21 01:43:36 PM  
strange... my penis looks EXACTLY like that applicator.

 
GungFu 2005-11-21 01:46:44 PM  
I thought all girls used Coca Cola anyway.

 
krelborne 2005-11-21 01:47:29 PM  
How about a feminine hygiene spray called "Sprunt"?

--Carlin

 
The_Original_Roxtar 2005-11-21 01:48:42 PM  
to the "i can't feel anything with a condom" guys

get 1 of the following:
1.) condoms that actually fit you... if you need a "snug fit", don't buy "Magnum"
2.) a bigger penis that fits the condoms you're currently buying

or stop killing kittens with sandpaper and let the nerves grow back.

 
cheapimmitation 2005-11-21 01:48:44 PM  
Sloth_DC
Umm, ok. With a condom I can't feel anything, and there's typically no orgasm. Without a condom, I last long enough, thankyouverymuch. If anything I'd prefer something which sped things up a bit than one which made me last even longer.

put a few drops of lube in the condom, up at the tip. your, uh, little soldier will enjoy the sensation on his helmet.

 
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