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(Boston Herald) Unlikely Women are shocked to learn that there is drunken sex at a state college   (news.bostonherald.com) divider line 128
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Mr_Awesome 2005-11-15 06:49:34 AM  
Don't get me wrong, there's definitely some validity to chicks being drunk and dumb drunk guys taking advantage of them, but come on.

Sometimes, however, these girls drink themselves so retarded, that while drunk, they're totally into the sex. They only feel guilty later, and then blame the guy. I've seen it happen.

/by totally into, I apparently mean, "drunk and unconscience."
//just kidding

 
Crusader [TotalFark] 2005-11-15 07:02:51 AM  
Totally agree with you, Mr_Awesome. I've heard too many stories of the girl who drinks herself stupid, has some random sex, then sobers up and screams date rape or some such shiat. Doesn't mean that date rape doesn't happen, but that people should take responsibility for their own drunken actions.

 
dittybopper 2005-11-15 08:14:03 AM  
Somebody broke the first rule of drunken sex at state college, which is don't talk about drunken sex at state college.

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2005-11-15 08:58:52 AM  

 
Zoinks! [TotalFark] 2005-11-15 09:03:27 AM  
Boston Herald? Their web site is as shiatty as their newspaper.

/they have to give the paper away free at the end of the day

 
Thera 2005-11-15 09:07:06 AM  
I miss college.

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2005-11-15 09:44:21 AM  
A state college?
Which one?
I've been meaning to, uh, continue my education.

 
docsigma [TotalFark] 2005-11-15 09:45:45 AM  

What?

 
Dr. Frisbee 2005-11-15 09:45:55 AM  
Drunken sex? No comprendo.

Women get just as stupid (maybe even more so) than men when they are drunk.

Or so I've heard.

I love drunken sex. Too bad it's usually sloppy sex, but I'll take anything.

 
darthnunzio 2005-11-15 09:46:03 AM  
i so need to go back to skool...

 
jonr 2005-11-15 09:46:34 AM  
Thera: I miss college.

Me too...

 
tricycleracer 2005-11-15 09:48:41 AM  
This thread called and said it needs pics of said "drunken sex".

 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark] 2005-11-15 09:50:42 AM  
I miss college.

I miss sex.
/married

 
mama's_tasty_foods 2005-11-15 09:51:12 AM  
In a school like UMass, it is definitely something you expect, she said, but you dont expect it here at a small school.

Hilarious.

 
JoeTheGuy 2005-11-15 09:52:34 AM  


/.....college

 
JoeTheGuy 2005-11-15 09:54:40 AM  
Mr_Awesome: Don't get me wrong, there's definitely some validity to chicks being drunk and dumb drunk guys taking advantage of them, but come on.

Sometimes, however, these girls drink themselves so retarded, that while drunk, they're totally into the sex. They only feel guilty later, and then blame the guy. I've seen it happen


seen it happen as well
and i have seen girls going after guys for just sex too
and just drinking so they are loosened up enough to go through with it

/guilt/regret the morning after does not equal sexual abuse
// hell, im sure a lot of the guys regret it to, they just dont complain as much, and take responsibility for their actions.

 
TWX 2005-11-15 09:54:44 AM  

I have a suggestion to women who are concerned about a sexual atmosphere at a college party:

If you're worried about it, then don't go.
It's pretty simple. It's really not rocket science. If I don't think that I'm going to be safe in a given place, I simply find something else to do or somewhere else to be.

 
AreEmDashEffAre 2005-11-15 09:54:56 AM  
In a school like UMass, it is definitely something you expect, she said, but you dont expect it here at a small school.

Perhaps if more FSC women like this one would simply pull their head out of their ass and realize that it doesn't matter if you're at MIT or FSC, booze and boobs are the one constant?

One woman said she became so drunk at a party that she could not remember whether or not she had intercourse with the guy she was with. Other women tell of being grabbed and pressured to have sex.

While not excusing the perpetrators, it wasn't the intercourse that caused you to forget, I'm guessing. Come on ladies - being taken advantage of is a horrible thing, for sure. But putting yourself in a vulnerable situation probably isn't representing the brainpower that got you into FSC all that well...oh, wait.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2005-11-15 09:55:04 AM  
I wish just once a guy would press charges on a girl who took advantage of him while drunk under the pretense that she was so heinous that he never would have done her sober and she knew it.

 
puckhead 2005-11-15 09:55:54 AM  
I was kind of shocked,



O RLY?

 
jcclab 2005-11-15 09:56:01 AM  

 
Ashyukun 2005-11-15 09:57:18 AM  


That's so obvious even I won't report on it!

 
copperheadclgp 2005-11-15 09:57:59 AM  
"One woman said she became so drunk at a party that she could not remember whether or not she had intercourse with the guy she was with."

Personal responsibility, maturity, and self preservation surrender, and are promptly shot.

I maintain that if you do not take appropriate steps to protect yourself from harm than you should not have any expectation or assumption of personal safety. This goes for 17 year olds hitchhiking in Brazil, and drunken 18 year olds partying in Aruba with strange men against the advice of their friends.

 
Mr_Fabulous 2005-11-15 09:58:29 AM  
I would just like to speak out against drunken sex for a moment here. Seriously.

Drunken sex sucks. It is sloppy, uncoordinated, takes way too long, and results in fairly unsatisfying orgasms. Sure, it's better than NO sex, I'll give you that. But it really isn't all it's cracked up to be, IMHO.

/likes the sober sex
//used to like the stoned sex even more
///can't do that shiat no more, unfortunately

 
Suflig 2005-11-15 10:01:20 AM  
I have heard, from a first-hand account, this little tidbit:

"Yeah, what I do is go out looking for guys but I get really drunk so if something happens I don't have to feel guilty about it because it won't be my fault."

Interesting philosophy. She drinks to relieve her conscience BEFORE anything happens knowing full well she's out to do something she knows she will be ashamed of after-the-fact.

 
dobedobeDUE 2005-11-15 10:01:33 AM  
Not worthy of a headline or a story. Worthy of a story and headline: SOBER sex on college campus...

 
groininjury 2005-11-15 10:01:43 AM  
I'm against same-sex marriages.

I'm married, and the sex is the same every damn night.

/tip your waitress

 
JoeTheGuy 2005-11-15 10:02:46 AM  
Drunken sex sucks. It is sloppy, uncoordinated, takes way too long, and results in fairly unsatisfying orgasms. Sure, it's better than NO sex, I'll give you that. But it really isn't all it's cracked up to be, IMHO.

you last longer :P

 
APhipps 2005-11-15 10:03:06 AM  


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jeremyrainman 2005-11-15 10:03:10 AM  
I'm sick of all this female power to label men criminals without any demonstration of responsibility on the female side.

Our daughters in America are growing up without any sense of personal responsibility.

 
ericjohnson0 2005-11-15 10:03:59 AM  

Advice to the guys:

Don't have sex with a drunk woman... she is liable to sober up the next day and accuse you of rape. Ask Doug Meester about that (opens in new window):

http://mensnewsdaily.com/archive/t/taggart/03/taggart072703.htm


This is the guy who predicted Kobe's accuser was always after the money a year before that became apparent.

 
mekkab 2005-11-15 10:04:36 AM  
I hated that I couldn't get with this one really hot girl unless she was bombed. Seriously. We lived on the same floor and when she was sober it was all "oh no, I don't want to kiss you I don't know how I feel about you yet" and when drunk it was all "here, let me suck on your fingers."
OF course I would turn her away quick like Chuckie Booker.

And I second Mr_Fabulous.


/Now shocking news is when engineering students are having sex.

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2005-11-15 10:04:53 AM  
Mugato

A Norwegian man pressed charges after he awoke to find a woman giving him head. The story made Fark a couple times, once earlier this month.

 
YourSurrogateGod 2005-11-15 10:05:52 AM  
Some post the stupid owl with o rly.

 
raiderchop 2005-11-15 10:05:58 AM  
I think we should all gather (drink) at the local "coffee house" and discuss (drink) this most astonishing revelation. Everyone invite (drink) a member of the opposite sex to have an open minded (drink) discussion regarding this subject. BYOB...

 
goodgirl4badboy 2005-11-15 10:06:02 AM  
One woman said she became so drunk at a party that she could not remember whether or not she had intercourse with the guy she was with.

Speaking as a woman who went to college, got drunk and had regrettable sex on at least one occassion, I gotta ask: why is this the guy's fault?

Let's say a man and a woman are at a party where they both get unbelievabley drunk. Their drunken hormones lack good sense and they end up in bed together.

The next morning, the dude looks at Ms. Coyote Ugle and thinks, "oh, shiat, what the hell was I thinking?" He then picks up his things and slinks home. He should have the good sense to never speak of it again.

The woman, on the other hand, is encouraged to call the police and claim she was assaulted? Somehow I don't think so.

At some point you have to grow up and take responsbility for your actions.

Of course, if she was surrounded by a group of men who were forcing her to drink until she passed out and then raped her, that's a completely different story.

 
cheese 'n rice 2005-11-15 10:06:07 AM  
If you've ever hung out with FSC "students", drunken and sloppy is the way to go. trust me.

 
Death by Misadventure 2005-11-15 10:06:52 AM  
Alcohol is used to loosen up women for sex? Hell, how do you think I got engaged to my girl? I spent the first 3 months of us dating by inviting her over to my place and filling her up with Rum and cokes.

/thank you alcohol

 
useless_freak 2005-11-15 10:07:50 AM  
JoeTheGuy, what the HELL species is that thing?

 
Death-Speak 2005-11-15 10:10:51 AM  
oldfarthenry: I miss sex.

Likewise.

And you owe me a keyboard sans coffee.

/You.Win.

 
Haplo127x 2005-11-15 10:10:52 AM  
If you're so hammered you don't know if you're having sex, it's time to go home. As a woman who worked in several bars, I blame the women just as often (if not more so) than the men.
Women should be prepared to be hit on by drunken men when they go out to parties/bars.Men are dogs when they drink, it's a fact of life. If women are too stupid, drunk or horny to say no, it's their fault.

/has had much drunken sex herself
//just doesn't regret it

 
JoeTheGuy 2005-11-15 10:11:35 AM  
useless_freak: JoeTheGuy, what the HELL species is that thing?

I do believe it is a drunken FSC girl

 
seal614 2005-11-15 10:11:41 AM  
engineers get laid too!


 
kliq 2005-11-15 10:12:05 AM  
Yes, because obviously the drunken male they had sex with probably remembers every detail of the night exactly, too.

/gender equality apparently still means guys are predators

 
GarySZ 2005-11-15 10:12:07 AM  
cheese 'n rice: If you've ever hung out with FSC "students", drunken and sloppy is the way to go. trust me.


Thanks cheese - as a graduate of FSC, I really wish I could dispute that... but alas...

In other news: Yippee, my (former) school made Fark!

 
Space Dog 2005-11-15 10:13:15 AM  
Just another reason to video tape your random sex encounters...

Man: "Your honor, as you will see from the video footage, she was drunk and begging for sex."

Judge: "Indeed. I didn't quite catch that last position, let's rewind and play it again."

Woman: "I need to go to the bathroom and touch my-- I mean freshen up."

 
William 'Fat Tony' Williams 2005-11-15 10:13:37 AM  


Creating memories regrets since 1985.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2005-11-15 10:13:41 AM  
ZAZ: A Norwegian man pressed charges after he awoke to find a woman giving him head. The story made Fark a couple times, once earlier this month.

Yeah, I remember that. But I'm talking about a guy being able to blame booze for his actions just once, like women do all the time. If a woman ha one drink, not only is she not responsible for herself, she has the option to press charges on someone else for getting her drunk.

 
Irateape 2005-11-15 10:16:20 AM  

 
ski_adk115 2005-11-15 10:16:23 AM  
Suflig: Interesting philosophy. She drinks to relieve her conscience BEFORE anything happens knowing full well she's out to do something she knows she will be ashamed of after-the-fact.

Hell, I know girls in their late 20's and early 30's who still do that shiat. Nice to have an insurance policy, ain't it?

 
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