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(Yahoo) Amusing How the Chicago White Sox like to party   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 103
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h3lx 2005-10-27 09:33:17 AM  
Damn you Clinton!!!11!! it's all your fault.

 
Atvar [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 09:33:49 AM  
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

 
NakedReporta [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 09:35:38 AM  
Saw Ozzie kiss a player the other night, as well. Whoopy freakin' do.

 
mialynneb [recently expired TotalFark] 2005-10-27 09:40:44 AM  
Oooh-right!

Giggidy Giggidy Goo!

 
lunchinlewis [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 09:41:18 AM  
I don't care what the fark I just won. There are no man lips that I'm going to be touching.

 
666 or 999 2005-10-27 09:41:21 AM  
This is getting greenlighted? And are they sure that's not his son?

 
LineNoise [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 09:42:27 AM  
666 or 999
This is getting greenlighted? And are they sure that's not his son?

I hope not, i think i see some tounge in there....

 
lunchinlewis [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 09:44:36 AM  

 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 09:46:05 AM  
Slapping women and kissing men...It's the Chicago way...*


*It's called humor.

 
crunch-o-matic 2005-10-27 09:50:14 AM  
It's the liberal agenda!

 
NakedReporta [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 09:50:59 AM  
Oh yeah, he's got a son that works for the club. And that might be the same dude I saw him buss the other night. And for a "random fan," he sure looks official with the jersey and the WS-embroidered shirt and all. And he's Latin, and wouldn't think twice about giving his boy a smack right on the kisser.

I'm going "Dad kisses Son" here.

 
Guy Incognito 2005-10-27 09:56:49 AM  
It's not really cheating, since Ozzie has his eyes open.

Way to go, White Sox. You deserve this. But - Cubs fans deserved a White Sox World Series victory even more.



Cubs fans can just go on waiting.

 
Tell Them I Hate Them 2005-10-27 09:57:41 AM  
NakedReporta: I'm going "Dad kisses Son" here.

Still... you kiss your dad like that?

 
AnthraxRipple [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 10:04:28 AM  
The Parcells-Belichek pic is better, but the best is the Phil Mickelson shot.

 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 10:04:48 AM  
He should have expressed his elation the old-fashioned heterosexual American way: by adjusting his genitals furiously, smacking his buddies' asses gauntlet-style, and then roughhousing nude in the shower and shouting "WOOOOO."

 
twobux [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 10:19:07 AM  
The '86 Mets plane trip party after they won the NLCS is still the best baseball party of all time.

 
TacoConsumer 2005-10-27 10:29:15 AM  

Look what I started!

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 10:30:08 AM  
Ozzie is more comfortable with his sexuality than most. What a stud.

 
Sapient [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 10:34:44 AM  
Guy Incognito - Please stop reminding us. I'm still heartbroken. I was at that game.

 
BleacherBoy [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 10:47:29 AM  
It is his son. And I guess it's the Venezuelan way....

 
Q314 [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 10:54:38 AM  
Ozzie kisses his sons after every win.
He also called for Jenks with the fat guy sign ALL SEASON.
If TV doesn't show it, you don't know it happens.
But us real fans do.
GO GO WHITE SOX!

 
Guy Incognito 2005-10-27 11:08:18 AM  
Sapient: Please stop reminding us. I'm still heartbroken. I was at that game.

The Sox will miss an opportunity if they don't put a giant sign along the Ryan that says World Champions Here: Go North No More.

Ok, ok, I'll stop.

p.s. I was at the last game at Old Comiskey.

 
NakedReporta [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 11:13:07 AM  
Still... you kiss your dad like that?

No, but I know it's not uncommon amongst Latin Americans to show their affection more outwardly toward relatives of the same sex.

 
rbaron71 [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 11:27:37 AM  
I kissed a buddy of mine on a dare at a party a couple of years ago. I don't know how women can kiss men with facial hair. Yuck!

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 11:43:09 AM  
I tell you how the White Sox should party. They should take their victory parade and march that sucker right through the North Side past Wrigley Field like it's Belfast.

 
NakedReporta [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 11:44:06 AM  
Here's your confirmation that it's his son.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 12:17:15 PM  
I would never kiss my dad like that. My old man would get the deep swirling tounge and reacharound just like he taught me. Because my daddy LOVES me.

Oh no, I told! That means everyone I love is going to hell!

 
Q314 [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 12:26:47 PM  
I'd love the see the Sox parade down Western Avenue: All the way from the northside home to the southside.

 
Nightsweat 2005-10-27 01:23:43 PM  
Guy Incognito

So to celebrate the first Sox Series win in 88 years you're going to rag on the Cubs?

Says a lot about the Sox fans mentality. You could just go buy a little red sportscar.

Good for the Sox. I'm a Chicago sports fan first, a Cubs fan second.

 
Q314 [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 01:23:49 PM  

Ozzie's youngest son

 
Lathe 2005-10-27 01:24:37 PM  
Now Mike Piazza is really jealous the Yanks were knocked out.

:)

 
jerry2a 2005-10-27 01:24:59 PM  
There's nothing poofy with a man wanting to love his fellow man. It's only when they start touching each other's bottoms that it becomes poofy.

/young ones

 
onomatopoetic 2005-10-27 01:25:25 PM  
Swing away?

 
Stickdeath 2005-10-27 01:27:23 PM  
OMFG, TEYH ARE TEY GHAY!!111!!

 
StarshipPooper 2005-10-27 01:27:58 PM  


"You kiss just like my dad!"

 
Dinty Moore's Law 2005-10-27 01:28:13 PM  
twobux TF: The '86 Mets plane trip party after they won the NLCS is still the best baseball party of all time.

MDM Article

 
pinkdaisyy 2005-10-27 01:28:36 PM  
Guy Incognito: p.s. I was at the last game at Old Comiskey.

Do you still have your ticket and cheaply printed certificate?

Any word on parade route, date and time? They should be landing at Midway in a few hours.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 01:31:40 PM  
OH NO HE DI'INT!
OH YES HE DID!

I remember watching "Rocky 5" on cable years ago and there is a scene where Sly Stallone kisses his then 13-year-old son Sage Stallone on the lips. I was like "Dude, lip kisses are for lovers not same sex relatives".

 
TalkingBaseball 2005-10-27 01:33:21 PM  
Ozzie Guillen kisses his son. OMG11111!one!!!!!!!1

 
alienofamerica [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 01:34:57 PM  
I loved it when Family Guy referenced the Cubs fan that Guy Incognito mentioned

 
Kornchex [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 01:35:33 PM  
Grats to the Sox! Now there is no debate who the most cursed is.

/cubs fan.

 
Danger Mouse 2005-10-27 01:36:25 PM  
That's hot.

/not.

//Drew, the baby's greenlighting articles again!

 
NittLion78 2005-10-27 01:38:17 PM  
Nubian, please. Ozzie's from Venezuela. That ain't strange down there.

Besides, you try winning a World Series and see what abnormal behavior you enact. You might dry hump the bat boy in your elation. *ahem* Just a theory, of course...

 
Chemical_Turk 2005-10-27 01:39:08 PM  
Ozzie was the thrid base coach during the Marlins run two years ago when Pudge Rodruigez and the pither (I can't think of his name) kissed after each sucessful game.

but in this case
/It's his son.
//still looks creepy
///...got nothing

 
TheRealKlaatu 2005-10-27 01:41:23 PM  
ew

 
CrackeurJacque 2005-10-27 01:43:29 PM  
'Wellwisher' being his son. I'm surprised they even knew it was Ozzie Guillen. Or that it was in Houston.

 
sdjbass 2005-10-27 01:49:12 PM  
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Civil_War2_Time [TotalFark] 2005-10-27 01:49:38 PM  


"Dad, can we watch it again?!?!"

 
Billy Ligue 2005-10-27 01:51:08 PM  
Dinty Moore's Law

may favorite passage from the article is:
" Rafael Santana peed down the back of Ed Hearns shirt...Guys strapped steaks to their feet and went skiing."

Priceless

 
scraw56 2005-10-27 01:51:33 PM  
AnthraxRipple

The Parcells-Belichek pic is better, but the best is the Phil Mickelson shot.

you mean this one?


 
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