Damn you Clinton!!!11!! it's all your fault.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Saw Ozzie kiss a player the other night, as well. Whoopy freakin' do.

Oooh-right!

Giggidy Giggidy Goo!

I don't care what the fark I just won. There are no man lips that I'm going to be touching.

This is getting greenlighted? And are they sure that's not his son?

666 or 999
This is getting greenlighted? And are they sure that's not his son?

I hope not, i think i see some tounge in there....

Slapping women and kissing men...It's the Chicago way...*


*It's called humor.

It's the liberal agenda!

Oh yeah, he's got a son that works for the club. And that might be the same dude I saw him buss the other night. And for a "random fan," he sure looks official with the jersey and the WS-embroidered shirt and all. And he's Latin, and wouldn't think twice about giving his boy a smack right on the kisser.

I'm going "Dad kisses Son" here.

It's not really cheating, since Ozzie has his eyes open.

Way to go, White Sox. You deserve this. But - Cubs fans deserved a White Sox World Series victory even more.



Cubs fans can just go on waiting.

NakedReporta: I'm going "Dad kisses Son" here.

Still... you kiss your dad like that?

The Parcells-Belichek pic is better, but the best is the Phil Mickelson shot.

He should have expressed his elation the old-fashioned heterosexual American way: by adjusting his genitals furiously, smacking his buddies' asses gauntlet-style, and then roughhousing nude in the shower and shouting "WOOOOO."

The '86 Mets plane trip party after they won the NLCS is still the best baseball party of all time.

Look what I started!

Ozzie is more comfortable with his sexuality than most. What a stud.

Guy Incognito - Please stop reminding us. I'm still heartbroken. I was at that game.

It is his son. And I guess it's the Venezuelan way....

Ozzie kisses his sons after every win.
He also called for Jenks with the fat guy sign ALL SEASON.
If TV doesn't show it, you don't know it happens.
But us real fans do.
GO GO WHITE SOX!

Sapient: Please stop reminding us. I'm still heartbroken. I was at that game.

The Sox will miss an opportunity if they don't put a giant sign along the Ryan that says World Champions Here: Go North No More.

Ok, ok, I'll stop.

p.s. I was at the last game at Old Comiskey.

Still... you kiss your dad like that?

No, but I know it's not uncommon amongst Latin Americans to show their affection more outwardly toward relatives of the same sex.

I kissed a buddy of mine on a dare at a party a couple of years ago. I don't know how women can kiss men with facial hair. Yuck!

I tell you how the White Sox should party. They should take their victory parade and march that sucker right through the North Side past Wrigley Field like it's Belfast.

Here's your confirmation that it's his son.

I would never kiss my dad like that. My old man would get the deep swirling tounge and reacharound just like he taught me. Because my daddy LOVES me.

Oh no, I told! That means everyone I love is going to hell!

I'd love the see the Sox parade down Western Avenue: All the way from the northside home to the southside.

Guy Incognito

So to celebrate the first Sox Series win in 88 years you're going to rag on the Cubs?

Says a lot about the Sox fans mentality. You could just go buy a little red sportscar.

Good for the Sox. I'm a Chicago sports fan first, a Cubs fan second.

Ozzie's youngest son

Now Mike Piazza is really jealous the Yanks were knocked out.

:)

There's nothing poofy with a man wanting to love his fellow man. It's only when they start touching each other's bottoms that it becomes poofy.

/young ones

Swing away?

OMFG, TEYH ARE TEY GHAY!!111!!

"You kiss just like my dad!"

twobux TF: The '86 Mets plane trip party after they won the NLCS is still the best baseball party of all time.

MDM Article

Guy Incognito: p.s. I was at the last game at Old Comiskey.

Do you still have your ticket and cheaply printed certificate?

Any word on parade route, date and time? They should be landing at Midway in a few hours.

OH NO HE DI'INT!
OH YES HE DID!

I remember watching "Rocky 5" on cable years ago and there is a scene where Sly Stallone kisses his then 13-year-old son Sage Stallone on the lips. I was like "Dude, lip kisses are for lovers not same sex relatives".

Ozzie Guillen kisses his son. OMG11111!one!!!!!!!1

I loved it when Family Guy referenced the Cubs fan that Guy Incognito mentioned

Grats to the Sox! Now there is no debate who the most cursed is.

/cubs fan.

That's hot.

/not.

//Drew, the baby's greenlighting articles again!

Nubian, please. Ozzie's from Venezuela. That ain't strange down there.

Besides, you try winning a World Series and see what abnormal behavior you enact. You might dry hump the bat boy in your elation. *ahem* Just a theory, of course...

Ozzie was the thrid base coach during the Marlins run two years ago when Pudge Rodruigez and the pither (I can't think of his name) kissed after each sucessful game.

but in this case
/It's his son.
//still looks creepy
///...got nothing

ew

'Wellwisher' being his son. I'm surprised they even knew it was Ozzie Guillen. Or that it was in Houston.

http://gayfuelwinschampionships.ytmnd.com/

Dinty Moore's Law

may favorite passage from the article is:
" Rafael Santana peed down the back of Ed Hearns shirt...Guys strapped steaks to their feet and went skiing."

Priceless

AnthraxRipple

The Parcells-Belichek pic is better, but the best is the Phil Mickelson shot.

you mean this one?