talk about facing the thing that should not be!!!
/commence projectile vomiting

his pubes will turn grey, however, when the oil hits his anus.

This happened to me for the first time just over a week ago.

Holy cow, that's awful.

its like the farkettes dont even matter

what the deuce?

I have a couple questions Uncle Bob:
1)Do they hang low?
2)Can you swing them to and fro?

I wonder if back hair turns grey?

My balls don't have hair, I'm still pulling that 'pre-pubescent' look.

I'm 28 and still get carded for booze/smokes all the time (except from the local quickie-marts, they all know me).

Although I do now have a single grey hair on the right side of my head.

And now for something completely different....

"poonie hairs"

heh

Hair Club for Balls
I'm not just a member...

El_Swino Unfortunately, I know for a fact that it does. I know this because I have a 50+ year old co-worker with back hair, who insists on wearing Harley tanks to work on casual Fridays. Oof.

Every hair on my head is white now (I shave it though) but the pubes are as dark brown as ever.....and I'm older than most of your grandfathers.

um...for $1000 Alex.

Uh, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo?"

Shaved & Botoxed. "Like eggs".

I can't believe this got greenlit.

Sooooo...let's have some fun. Anyone with grey coming in knows that grey hairs are also thick, wirey and unruly too...so there.

Let your imaginations run wild. Imagine porcupine crotch!!

/weeee

Admins are feeling whimsical... I like it.

I found my first gray pube the other day... In my Big Mac :(

flinster

Unfortunately, I know for a fact that it does. I know this because I have a 50+ year old co-worker with back hair, who insists on wearing Harley tanks to work on casual Fridays. Oof.

My sympathies and thanks for the info.

Lucky for me, the grey hairs contrast nicely with my blue balls.

The author of that article sounds like he's 14, trying to sound 30.

You could go to that website about that party with the lemons if you want proof.

Q: Do the family jewels sport gray hairs in your old age?
A: yes

Samatha's "down there" hair turned grey in one Sex and the City Episode.

My balls kinda look like bin Laden's chin.

Guys, guys. Speaking as a woman: we couldn't care less as long as the gear still works.

But a hairy back is another thing...

How to color your pubes

Important tip: Don't allow any excess hair color to seep into the sensitive inner genital areas.

This thread is useful without pics

my stylist told me last week during my grooming that the braids in my taint hair were starting to look streaked

i told her to just put the damn ribbons in and save her commentary

moltov: My balls don't have hair, I'm still pulling that 'pre-pubescent' look.

I'm 28 and still get carded for booze/smokes all the time

Where I'm from, they usually look at my face before making that call.

Yeah.... File this under "Things I never ever ever wanted to know ever in my life ever!"

GaryPDX:
Sooooo...let's have some fun. Anyone with grey coming in knows that grey hairs are also thick, wirey and unruly too...so there.

Yeah, but they pluck real easy.

/Old Farkers rule

2005-09-20 07:31:29 PM the_gospel_of_thomas [TotalFark]

You think that's bad - what about men who have a problem with crazy hairs ... in their EARS! that - turn Grey and are Long - Ewwwwwwwww!!!

Dude..you can't escape it. If I didn't trim my ears, I'd look like Yoda in no time.

/I shiat you not

Johnny LaRue, have you been getting your daily dose of Dave Chappelle?

Oh god. I can't unread that now, can I?

2005-09-20 07:35:22 PM HowlingFrog

GaryPDX:
Sooooo...let's have some fun. Anyone with grey coming in knows that grey hairs are also thick, wirey and unruly too...so there.

Yeah, but they pluck real easy.

/Old Farkers rule

LOL..I have yet to have the pleasure of plucking from my balls. Not sure if I even want to go there.

/cringes

I'm all productive and shiat for like, two days, come back, and it's all oily anuses and gray pubes. WTF?

I'm 22 and my sack hairs started turning grey last year...


/TMI Radio
//Too Much information, all the farking time

I thought I'd add a positive note. I pretty much, at age 50, no longer have pubic hair. It went away. It has no color, because it no longer grows. Beats shaving. I don't recommend the rest of the aging thing though. It sucks.

Using the ol' x-mas bonus this year on laser back-hair removal. Last thing I need is to look like a goddamned silverback gorilla...

submitter: Does the hair on your balls turn gray as you get older?

No, it just looks that way because the hairs pick up dust from dragging around on the ground as you get older.

I'm 43. I did not need to know this.

I remember asking this question in 4th grade sex ed class. The instructors had to come back with an answer the next day. I have never wondered until now what source they went to for the answer.

gray hair down there is a sure sign of testicle weevils.

"Hey Grandma! Why don't you hop up on the table, yank that mumu up and show everyone that spider web of a pube bush you got under there!"

BWAHAHAHAHA
EWWWWWWW

I'm 37, so I got a few. I pluck 'em like a MAD MAN when I find them!

In the future, when it gets out of hand, my plan is to squirt some of this stuff on the jewels. NO PROBLEM!

This thread is useless, ...well it's just useless :)