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(Yahoo) Hero Video-makers donating the proceeds from the Mardi Gras version of "Girls Gone Wild" to the Red Cross   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 52
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jazzmajora [TotalFark] 2005-09-17 05:59:24 PM  
Show your tittays for charity!!!! Yay!

/Could pick better than the RC, though

 
Atvar [TotalFark] 2005-09-17 07:51:27 PM  
I'll buy a copy!

 
Bobbylishus 2005-09-17 09:10:19 PM  
anyone wanna post the "this thread is worthless without pics" gif?

 
pshaw 2005-09-17 11:38:35 PM  
Bobbylishus: anyone wanna post the "this thread is worthless without pics" gif?

Especially since we can now put a monetary value on the worth of those pics.

 
skinink 2005-09-18 03:54:30 AM  

Great, I'll use all of my "Girls Gone Wild" videos as a tax deduction.


Now, if only Jill Kelly would do likewise, I'll be owed a tax refund until 2008.


 
enzowaterman 2005-09-18 03:56:37 AM  
cue the conservatives banishing the red cross' decision to accept the donations in 3...2...1...

 
Guy In Guy Incognito 2005-09-18 03:58:27 AM  
Man, I was waiting for this to happen ever since I called for it in some previous thread that I now can't find.

 
Bonksnp 2005-09-18 04:00:20 AM  
Talk about a win/win situation...

/Add to cart

 
Jesda 2005-09-18 04:04:12 AM  
I'm a conservative and I like porn, even the crappy GGW stuff. Lets go buy some DVDs!

 
jedikinkoid 2005-09-18 04:10:50 AM  
Every penny counts no matter where it comes from ;-)

 
bamitch 2005-09-18 04:11:51 AM  
GGW needs to go hardcore, and I don't mean brief snippets of girl/guy...I mean full scenes like they do with the girl/girl stuff.

/that reminds me...Wow, some girls are REALLY dumb...

 
E.S.Q. 2005-09-18 04:12:45 AM  
The real trouble will start when the goil hits the Red Cranus.

 
Expealidocious 2005-09-18 04:13:45 AM  


"I feel that much of the world's sorrow comes from people who are 'this'; yet allow themselves to be treated as that."

/Quite drunk
//A very bad week
///My apologies for the threadjack.

 
muffhead 2005-09-18 04:13:55 AM  
meh

I'd buy a redcross workers and refugees gone wild video.

 
Raider_dad 2005-09-18 04:25:50 AM  
My daugher (age 9)and some other Girl Scouts sold cookies soda and water at an antique
fair and made $32 for our local Red Cross to go to the hurricane victims. Learning to help others in need.

 
Ikahoshi 2005-09-18 04:27:32 AM  
Ironic since the past few years the New Orleans city council had ordered a crackdown on such things. People showing any inappropriate skin were to be arrested for public nudity. They felt the flashing for beads was well... was against family values and all that.

Now said inappropriate anti-family values behavior might be helping to repair the damage.

I love the way the world sticks it to the self important.

 
Jesda 2005-09-18 04:37:19 AM  
Raider_dad
My daugher (age 9)and some other Girl Scouts sold cookies soda and water at an antique fair and made $32 for our local Red Cross to go to the hurricane victims.


Did they go wild?

/Banned

 
megabiteme 2005-09-18 05:26:26 AM  
A new twist on Roe v. Wade.

Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade?

A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.

Not PC, but funny! lol

 
phartman 2005-09-18 05:27:47 AM  
Oh boy.

Family values at Mardi Gras?

I hear crickets chirping...

 
DanPanic 2005-09-18 07:20:18 AM  
You see? Smut peddlers have hearts too!

 
Tommy Moo 2005-09-18 08:22:33 AM  
The GGW creators are never to be referred to as heroes. They could donate their entire empire to Katrina relief and I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.

These jackasses approached me in college once while I was on a date! They tried to get the girl I was with to flash them. I told them to fark off, and one of them got between me and the girl and started pushing me out of the picture while the other one turned the camera on. Meanwhile the girl was standing there, awkwardly, trying to pull her skirt hem down to cover her knees and turn her shoulder to the camera. They wouldn't give up.

I said "All right, you bottom feeders. How's this? I'm going to take a walk around the block, and you have until I get back here to get the FARK off my campus or I'm going to beat you until your face sticks to the sidewalk."

I didn't see them again, but since GGW: Cornell hasn't hit shelves yet, I'm presuming they didn't get any usable footage out of our beloved city of feminists. Gee? Who'd have predicted that? Thanks for wasting your gas and film, though, assholes.

 
AbsolutTBomb 2005-09-18 08:58:36 AM  
Once again. Boobies save the day!

 
jait 2005-09-18 10:14:21 AM  
This sounds like a win/win/win sitution. Red Cross gets some more money; buyer gets the boobies; GGW gets the buyer's contact info.

The question is whether or not buying the videos and giving away the contact info for spamming and the like is worth more than just sending in some cash to the Red Cross.

 
KatieLou1118 2005-09-18 10:17:05 AM  
The RC must be desperate.


Classy.

 
Triaxis 2005-09-18 10:22:00 AM  
Free video footage of your daughter acting like a pig! Yay for us!

 
ripple 2005-09-18 10:32:46 AM  
wet girls in new orleans are waiting for YOU

 
Flogster 2005-09-18 10:40:49 AM  
"You know Cindy, it makes me so sad to see such destruction and think of all the people who di- OH MY GOD BEADS! Look at my boobies! WHOA!"

/And they say the youth of today isn't politically aware

 
JeffTL 2005-09-18 10:52:01 AM  
Is this the same Red Cross that refused bottled water, preferring money, when people were dying of thirst?

I guess you can't take an administrative cut of a gift-in-kind.

 
Silvertail 2005-09-18 11:10:30 AM  
And they say porn is bad for society...

 
Ondmis 2005-09-18 11:31:40 AM  
and the dick stiffens...

 
rblay 2005-09-18 11:33:15 AM  
JeffTL:

I doubt you mean the Red Cross. It's really FEMA that went through all the bureaucratic nonesense and refused a significant deal of help.

Also, to reiterate what Tommy Moo said, if you think that people that take advantage of drunk women and apply stupid amounts of pressure and don't bother to compensate women (all of which at least you can't say actual porn actresses have to deal with), then call them heroes. this just sounds like a publicity stunt.

Frankly, if you want to be real heroes, donate to a real charity like the Red Cross or a church organization that will use a larger part of your donation to help people.

/my two cents.

 
superdude72 2005-09-18 12:00:18 PM  
The cynic in me says they know it's going to be a bust anyway, so why not go for the tax writeoff. But I am not an accountant.

 
BlueGargoyle 2005-09-18 12:03:45 PM  
Tommy Moo

The GGW creators are never to be referred to as heroes. They could donate their entire empire to Katrina relief and I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.

These jackasses approached me in college once while I was on a date! They tried to get the girl I was with to flash them. I told them to fark off, and one of them got between me and the girl and started pushing me out of the picture while the other one turned the camera on. Meanwhile the girl was standing there, awkwardly, trying to pull her skirt hem down to cover her knees and turn her shoulder to the camera. They wouldn't give up.


They sound like a bunch a total assholes. Too bad you didn't give them a stomping and, more importantly, smash their camera into little bits.


superdude72

The cynic in me says they know it's going to be a bust anyway, so why not go for the tax writeoff. But I am not an accountant.


Agreed. First thing I thought of- this is no genuine charity on their part. They would rather get credit for donating money to a charity that they already know they would otherwise just lose in an upcoming or ongoing lawsuit anyway.

 
bea_arthur 2005-09-18 12:06:55 PM  
tacky...tacky...tacky

 
DJDIMMY 2005-09-18 12:29:07 PM  
the guy who runs this crappy company has been in troulbe for both having an under-18 girl ON THE COVER of one of the videos (and on film, natch) as well as HAVING SEX with an under-18 girl. He is human slime. Ler's face facts here - porn, not so bad. Sure playboy is boring but at least it isn't a seedy process. MOst pornographers are evil, evil bastages, including this guy. You or I could make a ton of money getting the local skanks to get nikkid, it really isnt that hard. That you don't is a good thing. Screw this guy. Right in the a.
/and film it, and charge $19.99 tp other types of pervs.

 
CreamFilling 2005-09-18 12:50:37 PM  
Why don't we just eliminate all the other tags and use HERO for everything? Because from the way it's being thrown around (and defended) recently, there's something heroic about everything.

/had pancakes for breakfast
//HERO for tipping the waitress
///HERO for not killing animals
////HERO for stopping the slashes at four

 
plutonium238 2005-09-18 01:04:10 PM  
You know that when you purchase a GGW dvd with youre credit card you are not purchasing one episode you are purchasing a whole series right? \work as a buyer for the adult department in a store \\that will be $128.99 \\\thank you come again!

 
beefunger 2005-09-18 02:02:05 PM  

 
Cyber_Junk 2005-09-18 02:08:48 PM  
(sniff) Is there anything porn can't do?

 
Cherbaby 2005-09-18 02:28:34 PM  
Roe vs. Wade.


THAT'S hysterical.
Sick.
Twisted.

Hysterical, nevertheless.

 
drunkMSUguy 2005-09-18 02:54:24 PM  
God breast them.

/GGW videoes still suck, though.

 
Trinilos 2005-09-18 03:08:58 PM  
"Ironic since the past few years the New Orleans city council had ordered a crackdown on such things. People showing any inappropriate skin were to be arrested for public nudity. They felt the flashing for beads was well... was against family values and all that."

Heh, anyone who's actually been down Bourbon St. knows that the occasional flash is much more docile than, say, the actual shops on Bourbon St.

I would walk by stores selling all kinds of ...novelties... with huge glass windows and wide open doors and a small sign that said "no one under 21 admitted".

I'd hardly call the place a family-values location, heh.

All things considerred, I'm certainly glad they decided to do this out of care for New Orleans. Note that this article is the only one reporting it. IE: GGW isn't getting any real publicity, as they would if they put in "Proceeds go to Katrina victims" in their commercials.

 
mrblondemang 2005-09-18 03:11:50 PM  
Good on them. Their videos are the suck, but, still a good move on their part.

Tommy Moo
I bet you get sand kicked on you at the beach, poor lil' guy.

 
Tommy Moo 2005-09-18 04:49:26 PM  
mrblondemang, don't patronize me. You're welcome to kick sand on me at the beach, but I think you'll change your mind once you don't have that monitor to hide behind.

*sigh*

Why do people get personal and try to start fights on the internet? I went after a despicable, nearly faceless oragnization. You went after me. You're what the rest of us call a Total Farkwad.

 
Cloudchaser_the_red_wolf_furry 2005-09-18 04:52:21 PM  
Anyone know what the big deal is about those Girls Gone Wild videos? I don't see how they're any better than other more explicit material that's just as easily available.

 
BlueGargoyle 2005-09-18 05:02:55 PM  
mrblondemang

Tommy Moo
I bet you get sand kicked on you at the beach, poor lil' guy.


I bet you have a baby-dick, thumbsucker.


 
the Dogandpony 2005-09-18 08:36:00 PM  
Ikahoshi: Ironic since the past few years the New Orleans city council had ordered a crackdown on such things. People showing any inappropriate skin were to be arrested for public nudity. They felt the flashing for beads was well... was against family values and all that.

Now said inappropriate anti-family values behavior might be helping to repair the damage.

I love the way the world sticks it to the self important.


Remember there are two sides to every story. Attendance at Mardi Gras had started dropping as people began to perceive it as lawless and dangerous, so of course the city started cracking down on farkwads like GGW.

Sex is one thing, porn is another. Blatant exploitation is completely another. Not to mention they don't just exploit the girls, but the guys buying it. Now they want to try to put themselves in between some guy and the Red Cross? Give me a break!

Think of it in terms of what you'd rather have your Mama see on the credit card statement. "Uh, sorry Mom, they promised they'd give the profits to charity (after they paid themselves, of course)." How weak is that?

 
Jesda 2005-09-18 10:52:23 PM  

These jackasses approached me in college once while I was on a date! They tried to get the girl I was with to flash them. I told them to fark off, and one of them got between me and the girl and started pushing me out of the picture while the other one turned the camera on. Meanwhile the girl was standing there, awkwardly, trying to pull her skirt hem down to cover her knees and turn her shoulder to the camera. They wouldn't give up.


They ain't your titties, cuckold.

 
aliens 2005-09-18 11:35:09 PM  
Sometimes I like to watch Girls Gone Wild backwards, and pretend the girls learned their lesson

 
BlueGargoyle 2005-09-18 11:41:45 PM  
Jesda

They ain't your titties, cuckold.


You're a dick. And you don't own a dictionary, apparently.

 
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