I don' get it.. was this at a nude beach or something?

Hey! Nice hood ornament!

"This girl was crying frantically, just screaming. She was yelling and my wife was all 'She's on the hood.' And, 'He's going to steal the car,'" camper Derrick Albiar said.

And then I was all like, "Oh my god, you guys, let's like, all go to the mall, and like get our nails painted by like, some little Vietnamese lady, and like, we'll like look like all so, like, cool and stuff."

There's got to be more to the story than that.

I wonder what they aren't telling us?

were they at lake "titty car car" (probably sounds better out loud without the spelling errors and such)

Give this reporter a cookie. He needs the energy; after all this article is only half-complete and unless he can meet his caloric intake we'll never know what was with the nekkid lady. ;)

Large hole in this story (and Im not talking about the naked lady)

was she being photographed on the hood? or did she just happen to be jogging by?

Road rash - the new STD

I'm thinking she heard him stealing it from within a nearby tent....

"Then he started to take off with her on the hood naked. Yeah, she had no clothes on," Albiar said

Thanks for clearing up the meaning of NAKED, would never have known

Yeah, she had no clothes on," Albiar said

I think he's trying to say it was worth a look.

Dude, you check out the blinkers on that car ?

um good reporting, why the hell was she naked?
/fire that half ass reporter.

Police Officer: "so let me get this straight... you jumped onto the hood naked..."
Woman: "yes sir"
Police Officer: "Can you show me just how naked you were?"
Woman: (removes robe) "Well, I was naked like this"
Police Officer: "Now can you demonstrate how you rolled around on the hood?"
Woman: "Well first I went like this, then rolled this way... then we hit some bumps"
Police Officer: "uh huh, uh huh... keep it goin', I think I'm on to something here... I'm about to blow... the lid off this case..."

then we saw she was from washington. i'll betcha she's actually from oregon, she just waited until 'after' the report was taken to say it. if you're from southern washington then you know exactly what i'm talking about :)

I'm trying to think of some joke about the high beams being on.

I don't remember what kind of car it was officer, I just remember seeing these headlights coming at me, so round and plump.

Wonder if Paradise by the Dash Board Lights was on the radio?

I think we all need some pictures of this woman before we can comment further.

She was in a bush, getting jiggy with some guy, she realised that she had left her clothes in the car and tried desperatly to get them back before the thief made off with them.

/possible explanation?

This guy has played too much "grand theft auto" to be fazed by a nekkid chick on his car.

sokpupet: then we saw she was from washington. i'll betcha she's actually from oregon, she just waited until 'after' the report was taken to say it. if you're from southern washington then you know exactly what i'm talking about :)

Hey, dammit, that's me. I'm from Oregon. I like being naked, I feel so... free

Larjmarj: This guy has played too much "grand theft auto" to be fazed by a nekkid chick on his car.

Don't you know video games are just larceny and murder simulators?

/crazy jack thompson

Oh, I see. I figured someone was trying to steal . Tom Green's parents' car

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Also:

"Then he started to take off with her on the hood naked. Yeah, she had no clothes on," Albiar said.

Which, I suppose, was cheaper than buying a deer whistle.

A woman, who was naked, jumped onto the hood of the car, trying to stop the thief, a man who was camping nearby, witnesses said.

Does anybody else, think that, there are a lot of, commas in, this article?

CatatonicAdam
Does anybody else, think that, there are a lot of, commas in, this article?

I was more, like, thinking that there's, like, totally a lot of dope-smoking going on in Hawaii, you know?

Naked does not = hot chick naked, it could be like one of those really big Samoan girls.

This thread is worthless witho . . .

Wait a minute.

Road rash on boobies?

Never mind.

What this reporter failed to realize was that it was a cockneyed attempt to lure the girl onto the car. It worked, and I think we -all- know why he was driving erratically.

Unless it was Roseanne Barr on the hood.

Umm..... am I missing something here???
Why exactly was she naked??

From reading the article I would guess that it was written by a third grader, or someone got into the stash.

maybe he was driving off with her tampons in the car.

Why is it so tough to find a picture of the wholly appropriate...

Ummmm... Road rash

KentuckyBob
Naked does not = hot chick naked, it could be like one of those really big Samoan girls.

Big Naked Samoan Girls? That's Hot!

This use is picless without threads.

It's a campground folks. Nothing wrong with being naked in your tent. Frankly, theres nothing wrong with being naked...unless you're bevetting in Kansas.

/weak attempt at using "bevetting" in a sentence.
//Awesome excuse to use slashes though

Was this car a stick shift before or after the naked lady landed on the hood?

not distracted by a naked woman?


gay.

definitely gay.

Whats all the fuss about ?

djmarkoneuk -

Ah yes, the Spirt of Ecstasy

Can you buff out the skid marks on the hood?

One question: Why would you want to steal a car on an island?

was it anything like that Whitesnake video?

If she was a visitor - then was she just renting the car? Because if it was a rental, my naked butt would not be trying to save the car.

/naked is as naked does

Clearly the author of this story is a Farker the way they emphasized the main point of this story every other sentence - she was naked. If only their photographer was as good.

they have cornfields in Hawaii?

we're not in Kansas anymore.

Empress's new clothes. (May be NSFW for extremely strict workplaces)

graveleye
they have cornfields in Hawaii?

we're not in Kansas anymore.

Yep. And a dairy farm. In fact, I used to drive along the North Shore just to get a whiff of the dairy farm near Haleiwa. Smelled like home. Oh, and there was a good sandwich shop there.

The thief in question: