That's pretty funny.

Whatever happened to rolling down the window?

That's a classy lady.

Darwin must've been out taking a leak on this one...

Her explanation to officers: "I leaned out to spit and I leaned too far."

... and they say smoking tobaco is bad for you.

Our highway isn't your spitoon

That's not quite as good as the guy who dove out of his car to fetch his cigarette, but still gave me a much needed laugh.

jrsharfan:

That's not quite as good as the guy who dove out of his car to fetch his cigarette, but still gave me a much needed laugh.

I forgot about that guy. Whatever happened to him? Perhaps Darwin intervened?

You might be a redneck if...

Buy that woman a cuspidor.

Should have swallowed.

Granny: "Elly May! Don't spit from a moving vehicle. Wait till it's stopped."

US 71 is a four lane highway... she just tumbled out? I'd be more worried about still having skin.

hehe, stupid door mounted seat belts

YouDummy

I liked the slow motion replays , 4 laughs of equal value.

YouDummy I thought I would read one more comments thread before I went to bed.
I clicked on your link. I don't think I'll be sleeping anytime soon.

/thanks
//saved the video

YouDummy

Nice video. What was he trying to do? Hit the kid on the bike, and it backfired at him? That will teach him!

Here's her pic:

See the big plug of chaw in her left cheek?

You know you'd hit it!

Why didn't she just swallow?...

I'm not sure if that video was funny or not, YouDummy, but it sure did make me wince a little. Either a funeral home or a plastic surgeon got some work out of that one.

The kid on the bike was supposedly a friend of his and he was trying too smack him in the back of the head. The window in the car didn't roll all the way down so he was leaning out of the car to do it and he fell out.

His name Is Matt Lakes (AKA) Mullet.
His Injuries: Shattered nose, and shattered pallette,
both sides of his jaw broken, 5 missing teeth, and his eye got cut.

"It's certainly not prudent to open your car door on a highway, especially when you're not wearing a seat belt," said Capt. Rich Lockhart, a police spokesman.

Or to express this differently, mindbogglingly stupidity may prove hazardous to your health.

His name Is Matt Lakes (AKA) Mullet.
His Injuries: Shattered nose, and shattered pallette,
both sides of his jaw broken, 5 missing teeth, and his eye got cut.

He survived that!? Lucky, lucky little bastard.

As a Skoal man, I can say just bring a coke bottle to spit in on long car rides. And before you start, my gum line hasn't receded any more than my hair line. Though neither look good.

P.S. In Skoal country we call everything coke.

YouDummy [TotalFark]

Lest we forget, out friend Mullet!

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/bumperhit.html

^^^ Not for faint of heart, and probably NSFW ^^^

Deliciously ironic?

Sue the auto manufacturer, who posted no warnings against opening the door while driving. Ditto for the builders of the highway, who provided no facilities for spitting. And I'm sure we can sue the EMT's for something.

Oh that Robbin Doolin...always lobbin' and droolin'.

Meh....i do that all the time.

And that, our funny-furrin-language-speaking friends, is the definition of "white trash."

Does this dipshiat not have any car windows? And why does she need to lean very far? And why couldn't she spend five seconds buckling her farking seatbelt?

P.S. That video doesn't work for me, but judging by the description, the little shiat deserved it.

/aww, poor baby got hurt.

See, when you guys come to Australia, this is the sort of stuff we base our impressions on. This, and Homer Simpson. We take your cash, and laugh at you behind your back. Or maybe to your face - it's all good.

vat_man your ambassador to the U.S. doesnt leave the best impression either...

Another perfect example of human stupidity. Now I can sleep more soundly tonight...

Heck, everyone knows you don't spit out the winder, you might get a blow back of t'backy juice on the kids riding in the backseat. Now, many more know that the next step is to make sure the car is stopped before you go hawkin'. Too bad there is no video, although imagining her chasing the car is still pretty good.

I'd kill to see the expression on the face of the guy she just gave the blowjob to.

Rollin' down the highway of an unpiloted car realizing you're going to be found dead with your pants around your ankles!!

/doesn't want to die like grandpa!

Try that again.

Missouri woman driving on highway without her seatbelt on opens car door so she can spit. Hilarity ensues

In California, that sort of maneuver will get you one thing.

A driver's license.

/rimshot
//thanks, I'll be here all the week.

"She went tumbling out onto U.S. 71 in Kansas City, and to the amazement of other drivers, she hopped up and chased her car as it careened down an embankment toward a construction site."

I think that is the part that makes it funny. Or at least invalidates that ticket to the warm place for laughing.

They didn't mention if she was a Copenhagen or Skoal girl.

You gotta give her points for resiliency if nothing else...

nate

Hey, at least she avoided the dreaded redneck pinstripe.

methodlynx ,

You owe me a new pair of drawers AND a new keyboard.

Shouldn't this have a 'darwin' tag?

methodlynx

You, sir, are glib. Crowe is a New Zealander. We didn't want him!

So they all rolled over
And one fell out
Three in the Chevrolet
And the little one say:
"Myyyy mouth's full,
Rolllll ooover..."

Repeat

She must have been going pretty slow to be able to open the door in the first place.

She went tumbling out onto U.S. 71.
she hopped up and chased her car as it careened down an embankment toward a construction site.

I would have paid cash to see that one.

Bawahahahaa

I know some cultures are in to it, but never understood spitting.
But from where it was, guess she probably was chewing.

Sometimes I can read an article with no pictures and say to myself "yep, that person is Hispanic" or "African American", but can't post that on Fark without being deemed racist.

But now I can safely say "that person is white trash". :)

hey is there anywhere else that video of the kids is posted? they seem to have taken it down!

bmihura

what, so for some reason, now you're willing to admit that you're a racist... just not one in the matter at hand? (actually, it still is racist to assume white trash...)

o, lately it seems like some people, like this lady, are clamoring for a "Missouri" tag....

show me...