Cripple fight!!!

Anybody know why it's so hard for people to eat their vegetables?

Cause the wheelchairs keep getting in the way!

Where the hell is the Hero tag?

Where the hell is the Hero tag?

Very well played, sir.

"Faster, kid Faster!"

"Im gonna cut you, and you, and you!"

"Whoa, stop right here, looks like we got us a pretty boy! Howd you like me to cut that pretty face right off?"

"oh! Pussy eh? I cant cut you now, youre just too much of a girl! Kid, push me over there, I dont like the looks of that one. Not so fast dammit!"

shacked.

Jesus says: Google should be charged with corrupting minors.

Lt Dan?

Ray?
http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/squashtown/MyJunk/raytpb1.jpg

A drunken Ironsides with a bad attitude. "You best respect me, boitch, or ah'll cut you!"

If this was in Florida, the 11 year old kid would be charged with assault with a weapon.

I'm laughing so much about that headline.

back to the rum and coke...

Ahhhh, It's times like this that make me glad to be from that area.......

I saw this movie, it kicked ass. Except...

I thought the kid was the one in the wheelchair
And the wheelchair was a gas-powered wheelchair/trike
And there were werewolves and crap.

Hmmm... I think I like this version better.

\Beaver County??
\\*snicker*

Why exactly is there a (hopefully not content-sensitive) ad for a funeral home in this article?

Maybe someone at the newspaper is dropping a hint that the drunk in question should get his affairs in order before something like 8 guys stomp his brains out for making trouble in a bar someplace

I was at my uncle's house back in 89 hanging out one day when we heard a distant "POP" sound. Kind of like someone set off a firecracker at the apartment complex across the street. A few minutes later a whole fleet of cops and an ambulance showed up over at the pool area. Seems the guy in the wheelchair snapped and shot the maintenance man while the guy was swimming. Killed him. The crippled killer then wheeled to his car and drove to the nearest Circle K. Bought a drink and bag of chips and waited for the cops. Never heard from him again.

/my only dealing with a wheelchair bound person
//would snap too if I had to sit down 24-7-365

That is actually one of the funniest thing I've ever heard.

Wheelchair Ninja has an enemy!

There's (used to be, at least) a dude at the Pentagon metro that's wheelchair bound. I used to feel bad, because he'd sometimes crash into stuff, but then I watched him. He only crashes into people. Somehow, he never crashes into anything stationary. That's when I realized that he was intentionally crashing into people. Whether to pick-pocket them or not, I have no idea, but I decided at that moment that if he ever crashed into me, I was gonna lean him back onto the handles on that damned chair.

/never did get to do it. I think he was on to me

Hey, Jimmy, wanna make a quarter?

This story is exactly a real life Willy Wonka.

majorhopper
Do you know how to make the drink named Klinghoffer?


two shots and a splash

/I know,I know,window please

HA HA. There's no quaker, so it's okay!

Xevious

That's just farked up.

It woulda been great if this guy was the arresting officer:



/Sorry for lack of comments in past week (as if anyone noticed). Just got back from a vacation in California
//The design of LA's road system was definitely done as a Special Olympics event

I wish I had an eleven year old nephew and a wheelchair. And a knife too..

wow, wheelchair ninja reference.

/was the best comic in the daily texan, 2? 3? years ago...
//now the comics page is sad sad sad
///whale is alright though

that kid deserves a hero tag

ishot2pac
I wish I had an eleven year old nephew and a wheelchair. And a knife too..

You must live in the UK.

AIDS = Terroristic threat now?

I'm gonna have to start writing these down so I can keep up with all of it.

Was it this guy?

That is so f'd up!
"Hey boy, get me my knife and do what I say!" I wonder what was going through that boys head?
I should use that threat at my work (a daycare): "Kids don't touch me again! I'll give you AIDS!"

At least Omarion's OK.

Holy crap, that's funny.

...what's the illegal part?

aftermath

Would have LOVED to have seen that.

did the kid get paid?