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(Yahoo) Strange Ugly-ass hairless pooch wins this year's "Ugliest Dog Contest" (pics in comments)   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 211
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mllrstvn 2005-07-01 09:42:42 AM  
That took a second or two longer than anticipated, sorry.


 
mllrstvn 2005-07-01 09:45:15 AM  
Oh, for reference, the photo is from The Santa Barbara News-Press (www.newspress.com), which originally ran the story.

 
rtkane 2005-07-01 09:51:02 AM  
Jebus Cripes! That's one farking ugly-assed dog!

 
sugarpop 2005-07-01 09:52:12 AM  
Damn, that's an ugly farking dog.

 
ejenkins1979 2005-07-01 09:52:49 AM  
That dog would give me nightmares. I'm also pretty sure my cats would kick his ass, just because.

To balance this thread a bit:

 
sugarpop 2005-07-01 09:55:52 AM  
Thank you, ejenkins1979, that helps.

I didn't think anything could creep me out as much as the demonic bunny in "Donnie Darko" did... I was wrong.

 
rtkane 2005-07-01 09:56:53 AM  
See, I told you not to feed it after midnight!

 
Bobbylishus 2005-07-01 09:56:54 AM  
omfg.. is that pic real?

who is this dogs owner... Stephen King?

 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark] 2005-07-01 10:00:00 AM  
I'm not an overly butch guy, but I can hold my emotions together pretty damn well.

That being said, if I saw that thing in the streets I would cry and cry and cry and blow snot and mucus everywhere.

 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] 2005-07-01 10:05:07 AM  
My wife likes dogs that are so ugly they are cute. I'm not sure how she would feel about this one. It's gonna give me nightmares.

 
rose8199 [TotalFark] 2005-07-01 10:05:55 AM  
Good lord, that thing is going to give me nightmares

 
krelborne 2005-07-01 10:09:58 AM  
I think I just wet myself.

 
Ferruz 2005-07-01 10:14:23 AM  
Chinese, anyone? We have Sum Dum Dog and Ugry Pooch.

 
the_rev [TotalFark] 2005-07-01 10:18:02 AM  
I first read the headline as "ugly-ass hairless poon."

 
Tell Them I Hate Them 2005-07-01 10:21:35 AM  

 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark] 2005-07-01 10:22:11 AM  
The Ortney Skin Dog*



*Triple bonus points to anyone that knows where that comes from.

 
ATostig 2005-07-01 10:23:50 AM  
My friend used to have a mutt that looked like a cross between a dog and a possum. It was dang ugly. But upside that thing, her ugly mutt would like like a meticulously maintained collie or some such.

 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark] 2005-07-01 10:24:11 AM  

 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark] 2005-07-01 10:39:34 AM  
Hell, I'll even go quadruple bonus if anyone has a clue...

 
Hipchewy1 [TotalFark] 2005-07-01 10:41:05 AM  
WTF is that!

It looks like that dog died about 4 years ago.

 
Av8rLuvr [TotalFark] 2005-07-01 10:46:12 AM  
Jeeeeezzzussss Chriiiiiiist...who would want to breed something like that? Much less own one?

*shudder*

 
binnster 2005-07-01 10:49:59 AM  
KILL IT, KILL IT NOW!!!

 
Alice_Liddell [TotalFark] 2005-07-01 11:17:20 AM  
It's Salacious Crumb!

 
brap [TotalFark] 2005-07-01 11:22:21 AM  
"A fly... got into the... transmitter pod that first time, when I was alone. The computer... got confused - there weren't supposed to be two separate genetic patterns - and it decided to... uhh... splice us together. It mated us, me and the fly."

 
matt4684 2005-07-01 11:43:58 AM  
My eyes! My poor poor eyes!

 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark] 2005-07-01 12:33:24 PM  
Still no takers?

 
Nth Degree 2005-07-01 12:37:55 PM  
OMG, wtf is that? Poor poor dog.

 
Funsucker [recently expired TotalFark] 2005-07-01 01:19:43 PM  
There is no God.

 
timmy_the_tooth [TotalFark] 2005-07-01 01:55:08 PM  
I like my dog crispy fried too.

 
Kilted_Dude [TotalFark] 2005-07-01 02:16:57 PM  
I gotta call for an *audit* on this one.. anyone able to come up with another picture of that... thing?

 
Ditto 2005-07-01 03:08:57 PM  
That dog from that chemical mine that looked like one big cancer cell was pretty damn fugly.

 
mdbran 2005-07-01 03:38:04 PM  
There is no way that is real.

 
Sweet Lady 2005-07-01 03:38:51 PM  
Yikes! I would so sleep with one eye open if that dog were mine. That thing is scarier than most horrow movie creatures!

 
dly 2005-07-01 03:43:19 PM  
ok, thank you for the nightmare monster!

 
didactical 2005-07-01 03:43:31 PM  
Geeze...is that thing demon possessed enough?

 
valhalla1980 2005-07-01 03:43:45 PM  
My house burnt down last December while xmas shopping. The miniature datschund didn't make it out. When we found him he was all burnt, the fat was seared, ears and eyes gone...etc. But he looked way better than that ugly mother fu(k3r up there.

(please spare the burnt weiner jokes)

 
marzipanic 2005-07-01 03:44:11 PM  
My god - that's horrible...


 
danaganooc [TotalFark] 2005-07-01 03:44:15 PM  
i had to set down my quesadilla after that.

 
spazzhappy 2005-07-01 03:44:23 PM  
oh my god.. I usually read Fark at work, and I've never had a problem keeping in looks of awe or giggle fits... but holy crap! Not only did my eyes fall out of their sockets, but I actually laughed out loud at these comments. Lucky my boss was out of the office at the moment, and the only one who asked what the hell was going on was one of the receptionists here..

 
Lampmonster [TotalFark] 2005-07-01 03:45:55 PM  
Ohh come on! All that dog needs is a little love.


And fire. Lots of freakin fire!

 
dumflash 2005-07-01 03:45:55 PM  
CHUPACABRA!

 
baxil 2005-07-01 03:46:35 PM  
This probably goes without saying, but it's a deeply, deeply sad thing when a picture of decayed roadkill (Pontechango, 2:33) looks like less of a monstrosity than a living creature kept as a pet.

 
adadkbar93 2005-07-01 03:48:56 PM  
That dog picture should be labeled NSE (Not Safe Ever)!

PLEASE, keep posting pics of cute fluffy animals to undo the pain in my eyes!

/Glad the hideous animal has someone who loves it.

 
My Keys Smell Funny 2005-07-01 03:49:32 PM  
I..I...

Ummm... .... I..
oh lord god...

oh
lord

 
lurkin_farker 2005-07-01 03:51:35 PM  
I'd hit it

/with my BFG9000

 
weaselette 2005-07-01 03:52:17 PM  
please....
cute... fluffy.... now.........NOW

 
pingpong49 2005-07-01 03:52:46 PM  
more images:
http://images.radcity.net/5940/713916.jpg
http://images.radcity.net/5940/713884.jpg

 
adadkbar93 2005-07-01 03:53:08 PM  
P.S. valhalla1980

Gosh, I am so sorry about your house and your dog. Hearing your description of what happened really broke my heart.

/Have a Chihuahua who is the sweetest thing on earth and I don't even want to imagine going through ALL of what you had to.

 
mark12A 2005-07-01 03:53:33 PM  
Moisturizer, stat!

 
mabel 2005-07-01 03:54:28 PM  
I really did submit this with a slightly funnier headline.
Oh well.

 
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