That took a second or two longer than anticipated, sorry.

Oh, for reference, the photo is from The Santa Barbara News-Press (www.newspress.com), which originally ran the story.

Jebus Cripes! That's one farking ugly-assed dog!

Damn, that's an ugly farking dog.

That dog would give me nightmares. I'm also pretty sure my cats would kick his ass, just because.

To balance this thread a bit:

Thank you, ejenkins1979, that helps.

I didn't think anything could creep me out as much as the demonic bunny in "Donnie Darko" did... I was wrong.

See, I told you not to feed it after midnight!

omfg.. is that pic real?

who is this dogs owner... Stephen King?

I'm not an overly butch guy, but I can hold my emotions together pretty damn well.

That being said, if I saw that thing in the streets I would cry and cry and cry and blow snot and mucus everywhere.

My wife likes dogs that are so ugly they are cute. I'm not sure how she would feel about this one. It's gonna give me nightmares.

Good lord, that thing is going to give me nightmares

I think I just wet myself.

Chinese, anyone? We have Sum Dum Dog and Ugry Pooch.

I first read the headline as "ugly-ass hairless poon."

The Ortney Skin Dog*



*Triple bonus points to anyone that knows where that comes from.

My friend used to have a mutt that looked like a cross between a dog and a possum. It was dang ugly. But upside that thing, her ugly mutt would like like a meticulously maintained collie or some such.

Hell, I'll even go quadruple bonus if anyone has a clue...

WTF is that!

It looks like that dog died about 4 years ago.

Jeeeeezzzussss Chriiiiiiist...who would want to breed something like that? Much less own one?

*shudder*

KILL IT, KILL IT NOW!!!

It's Salacious Crumb!

"A fly... got into the... transmitter pod that first time, when I was alone. The computer... got confused - there weren't supposed to be two separate genetic patterns - and it decided to... uhh... splice us together. It mated us, me and the fly."

My eyes! My poor poor eyes!

Still no takers?

OMG, wtf is that? Poor poor dog.

There is no God.

I like my dog crispy fried too.

I gotta call for an *audit* on this one.. anyone able to come up with another picture of that... thing?

That dog from that chemical mine that looked like one big cancer cell was pretty damn fugly.

There is no way that is real.

Yikes! I would so sleep with one eye open if that dog were mine. That thing is scarier than most horrow movie creatures!

ok, thank you for the nightmare monster!

Geeze...is that thing demon possessed enough?

My house burnt down last December while xmas shopping. The miniature datschund didn't make it out. When we found him he was all burnt, the fat was seared, ears and eyes gone...etc. But he looked way better than that ugly mother fu(k3r up there.

(please spare the burnt weiner jokes)

My god - that's horrible...

i had to set down my quesadilla after that.

oh my god.. I usually read Fark at work, and I've never had a problem keeping in looks of awe or giggle fits... but holy crap! Not only did my eyes fall out of their sockets, but I actually laughed out loud at these comments. Lucky my boss was out of the office at the moment, and the only one who asked what the hell was going on was one of the receptionists here..

Ohh come on! All that dog needs is a little love.


And fire. Lots of freakin fire!

CHUPACABRA!

This probably goes without saying, but it's a deeply, deeply sad thing when a picture of decayed roadkill (Pontechango, 2:33) looks like less of a monstrosity than a living creature kept as a pet.

That dog picture should be labeled NSE (Not Safe Ever)!

PLEASE, keep posting pics of cute fluffy animals to undo the pain in my eyes!

/Glad the hideous animal has someone who loves it.

I..I...

Ummm... .... I..
oh lord god...

oh
lord

I'd hit it

/with my BFG9000

please....
cute... fluffy.... now.........NOW

more images:
http://images.radcity.net/5940/713916.jpg
http://images.radcity.net/5940/713884.jpg

P.S. valhalla1980

Gosh, I am so sorry about your house and your dog. Hearing your description of what happened really broke my heart.

/Have a Chihuahua who is the sweetest thing on earth and I don't even want to imagine going through ALL of what you had to.

Moisturizer, stat!

I really did submit this with a slightly funnier headline.
Oh well.