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(Local10) Spiffy Fortunately for right-handers, the new web address for porn sites will end in "xxx"   (local10.com) divider line 168
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Mirrorz 2005-06-02 09:51:33 AM  
good one submitter. I hope this greenlights.

 
Whamdangler 2005-06-02 09:55:47 AM  
Took me a second...but, well played!

 
Rebo Firemead 2005-06-02 09:56:46 AM  
I vote greenlight just for the headline!

/bravo

 
eabod 2005-06-02 10:06:10 AM  
Hahahaha...

/ambidextrous

 
psilocyberguy [TotalFark] 2005-06-02 10:11:42 AM  
Rebo Firemead: I vote greenlight just for the headline!

/bravo


Mirrorz: good one submitter. I hope this greenlights.

BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAVISSIMO! [standing "o"]

 
Unfreakable [TotalFark] 2005-06-02 10:14:12 AM  
Good headline. Well-played, submitter

 
WebVoodoo [TotalFark] 2005-06-02 10:18:43 AM  
Out yourself submitter, we demand to know who you are.

Excellent headline.

 
saminman 2005-06-02 11:14:55 AM  
Great headline. 95% of the internet will soon have a .xxx domain.

 
SuburbanCowboy 2005-06-02 11:15:00 AM  
Alternic was fighting for this a long time ago.

 
UpTheDubs 2005-06-02 11:15:23 AM  
well done, submitter obviously is right handed himself

 
Hardy-r-r 2005-06-02 11:15:32 AM  
Ditto on the headline.

Nice job.

 
Adman12 [TotalFark] 2005-06-02 11:15:38 AM  
This will make it a lot easier to block them, won't it?

 
manoaboy 2005-06-02 11:15:55 AM  
Genius headline. Lucky for me I am ampidextrus....

 
Drewsclue 2005-06-02 11:16:26 AM  
Nicely Done.

 
dukefluke 2005-06-02 11:17:18 AM  
What about the Vin Diesel? Won't somebody please think of the Vin Diesel?

 
outofzone 2005-06-02 11:17:19 AM  
...and so starts the landrush for domain names in this TLD.

 
spikedsynapse 2005-06-02 11:17:31 AM  
Adman: hopefully it will make them easier to block...

sick of viri on my network from these kind of sites.

 
Adman12 [TotalFark] 2005-06-02 11:17:36 AM  
BTW, It would've been more accurate if they had made it ".cum"

 
Ika7734 2005-06-02 11:18:21 AM  
This has been talked about for a long time. Most porn sites will not do this. There is too much comfort with a .com for joe public. If porn sites get the .xxx domain, they will probably still have a .com that does a redirect, cname, or mirroring. So saying that the .xxx will "protect" our kids is a load of crap, the porno.com will still be out there showing the same stuff.

 
queezyweezel 2005-06-02 11:18:28 AM  
Once I looked down at *Ahem* the keyboard, It made perfect sense.

Had my daily chuckle. Thanks Submitter

 
duncanIdaho [TotalFark] 2005-06-02 11:18:30 AM  
.jp surrenders

 
duckpoopy 2005-06-02 11:19:08 AM  
Cuz 'x' is on the left side of the keyboard. Get it? Get it.
HuhUHUHLOLOMG

 
groininjury 2005-06-02 11:20:10 AM  
.fap

 
Darth_Pinball 2005-06-02 11:20:21 AM  
Damn! Best laugh I had all week. Great headline!!!

 
schezar 2005-06-02 11:21:11 AM  
For all you idiots thinking this will make it easier to block porn sites, you're wrong. Most porn sites won't bother switching, and no law will force them to. There will be porn.com and porn.xxx, and nothing will change ;^)

 
webovation 2005-06-02 11:21:12 AM  
When you break your right arm a couple times as a teenager you learn to be a switch hitter, but headline was still teh funny.

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2005-06-02 11:21:15 AM  
I always thought .cum would make a good porn address thing.

 
RoyBatty 2005-06-02 11:21:15 AM  
I'm the submitter, thanks guys.

/I'm not the submitter, but I wanted to feel the warmth, EXCUUUUSEEEE MEEEE!

 
Barnstormer 2005-06-02 11:21:49 AM  
I submitted this earlier with a buttered headline.

 
solitary 2005-06-02 11:21:54 AM  
.xxx won't protect anybody from anything. What it will do however is land a whole lot more money in the registrar's pockets.

 
aegiswings 2005-06-02 11:22:03 AM  
I'm right handed but I still only use my left hand. I could never seem to use my right. Is this normal or is there something wrong with me?

 
zenboy3000 2005-06-02 11:22:49 AM  
Hurray!
Now domains such as www.quadpenetrationmilf.com will be freed up for other more wholesome business ventures!

 
Kangaroo_Ralph 2005-06-02 11:22:55 AM  
I submitted that .xxx idea in 1998 when I was writing a thesis for my masters degree in library and information technology.

Somebody oughtta pay me.

 
Derp_since_1984 2005-06-02 11:23:26 AM  
It's OK if they keep the .com addresses and redirect. As long as the .com page doesn't have anything graphic on it then people filtering .xxx won't be able to see anything they were trying to block.

I think the adult sites will welcome the domain. People who want porn can find it and they dont have to worry about legislation to "protect the children". Adult sites don't want kids viewing them... Kids don't pay.

 
ketchumifyoucan 2005-06-02 11:23:48 AM  
Adman12
This will make it a lot easier to block them, won't it?

Except for those hundreds of thousands that don't want to use them, or are already established that don't want to change domains, or those that don't want their sites to be blocked.

/had to block 50cent's site yesterday

 
webovation 2005-06-02 11:24:23 AM  
LOL at zenboy3000

 
groininjury 2005-06-02 11:24:39 AM  
aegiswings

I'm right handed but I still only use my left hand. I could never seem to use my right. Is this normal or is there something wrong with me?

You need to sample the fine knowledge base that is www.jackinworld.com

You'll get it right after just one visit.

 
tanman1975 [TotalFark] 2005-06-02 11:25:00 AM  
Poor Ron Mexico

 
bride_of_adam_cole 2005-06-02 11:25:02 AM  
This is great because I have been wanting to get the domain for my non porn related webpage www.hotteensluts.com Hopefully the existing hotteensluts.com will move over to the .xxx domain and my new sandwich shop can have the old .com one.

 
RoyBatty 2005-06-02 11:25:40 AM  
It's going to make for some really hilarious cybersquatting jokes.

 
StrikitRich 2005-06-02 11:25:50 AM  
So who'se going to grab www.whitehouse.xxx?

 
Rufus_T_Firefly [TotalFark] 2005-06-02 11:26:17 AM  
ICM contends the XXX Web addresses will protect children from online porn if adult sites voluntarily adopt the suffix.

The two key words from this quote: "if" and "voluntarily". I don't see this as a working plan to protect children at all. Lipservice is all this is. (pun intended)

 
kb3edk 2005-06-02 11:26:25 AM  
aegiswings

me too! I'm thinking there's gotta be a Semi-Southpaw Support group somewhere out there

 
davidshi123 2005-06-02 11:26:32 AM  
So how do the right handers move their mouse?

 
groininjury 2005-06-02 11:26:55 AM  
Already registered www.microsoft.xxx.

Resource for impotent sex freaks.

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2005-06-02 11:28:22 AM  
2005-06-02 11:26:32 AM davidshi123

So how do the right handers move their mouse?

Real men use the Tab, Esc, Enter, Space, Ctrl, and Alt keys rather than this silly "mouse" that you speak of.

 
bonno 2005-06-02 11:28:49 AM  
davidshi123
So how do the right handers move their mouse?

I find putting it on the floor and using my feet is very effective...

 
Dr. Rosenrosen 2005-06-02 11:29:34 AM  
Why in the world would a porn site (or any website) move to an easily blocked domain extension?

 
Boobiesontheside 2005-06-02 11:30:01 AM  
oh this is a GREAT idea

oh wait no its NOT

 
brimstoneX 2005-06-02 11:30:05 AM  
Derp_since_1984

Porn sites would want kids, even though they dont pay... its like the tobacco industry.... hook them while they are young... when they get old enough they will pay

 
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