Figured I'd get the grand-daddy of them all out of the way immediately.

Already won once, just up for inspiration.

I never found the line confusing, but its the best misheard lyric google could quickly find me...

Argh, knew I should have double-checked the compressed image.. At least the NSFW version still looks good

Ego Jan and the Rhino...Don't carry me too far away.

No voting, since GuinnessDrinker got there first.



/first PS in months

Somebody's hiding / A clown in my icebox

should've known better...

Quick and dirty.
Didn't know the actual words until I was 16.

/"Just like the one winged dove"
//pops
/// always felt sad because it would be hard to get around

While we're talking Elton John...

/misheard in general.

"Oooh, oooh mi israelites."
q&d

Excellent, excellent, excellent theme!! Now, just got to think of something...

darkhorse23:

damnit. I spent all of 10 seconds making this peice of crap, and then i see you already did it... although yours is so much better than mine.... aha but you didnt do voting!!! so I guess I can do voting afterall.




a vote for me is kind of also a vote for darkhorse.

And-1:
Damn, too slow...
Shoulda been quick and dirty and not worried about doing it properly, eh MaxxLarge?

Really, I think he had it exactly right.
Sometimes they're so obvious they just need to be put up ASAP as a cockblocker, with voting turned off, to save 10 people from doing the same thing all at once.
It adds an air of freshness to the thread, and lets everybody move on to bigger & better things.
sorry

courtesy of Billy Connolly.

His close friends get to call him "TC"...

This is random, but I always thought the lyrics in "Limelight" were Living on a fish island when they are really Living in a fisheye lens.

sorry

Good one, Cosmic_Music.

another turnip boy, a fork stuck in a toad

McBatt: Quick and dirty.
Didn't know the actual words until I was 16.

Just heard this song on the radio - sure sounds like 'electric boobs' to me.

Excellent, heatherscott

SquirrelHill, when I was little, I really did think it was "Donut make my brown eyes blue". Nice.

Thanks, SECSManiac. :)

/"Machinehead" by Bush.
/"I waffle my machine."

"I don't need no drunks to call me..."

Living on toast and wine.
Living on Toast and wine.
Gonna set my watch back to it
'Cause you know that I've been through it.
Living on Toast and wine.

/Excuse the size, I'll do better if I can find better source pics.

5000_gallons_of_toothpaste:so funny!

Pete Townsend's "Let My Love Open the Door". Always thought he said "Let Myra open the door".

What a nice surprise/when your out of ice

opps..
you're

tyguy101aa, so I guess you didn't see 2005-05-30 01:24:34 AM StretchCannon or 2005-05-30 02:02:26 AM Born Slippy either? Usually doing the same thing as someone else did earlier is very much frowned upon even if they didn't turn voting on.

OMG, I can't believe nobody has done, "wrapped up like a douche" yet. I mean obviously if 3-4 people did that one, they'd all win.