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(Myrtle Beach Online) Hero Police chief of Topsail Beach, NC will not arrest topless sunbathers   (myrtlebeachonline.com) divider line 42
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slowe 2005-05-20 01:12:44 PM  
YAY! I'm moving to Wilmington next month!

 
AgentKGB 2005-05-20 01:16:06 PM  
But he WILL observe just to make sure none of them need saving...

/sees the chief buy a camera with a zoom lens

 
SuperSix-Two 2005-05-20 01:27:40 PM  
Hmmm, last time I was at Topsail beach the people on the beach were not nubile 20 year old girls....more like 40 year old women.

Not in shape either, mind you.

*shudders*

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2005-05-20 01:33:41 PM  
First it was activist judges, and now activist police chiefs.

Heros, one and all.

 
Impudent Domain 2005-05-20 07:35:25 PM  
He also promises not to arrest drunken young coeds in thongs.

 
ass_double 2005-05-20 07:36:59 PM  
mmmm boobies

 
EnormousJuan 2005-05-20 07:38:06 PM  
"Not the breathalizer again!?"

 
Uncoolest 2005-05-20 07:38:47 PM  
Yeah, but will they detain them for questioning...

 
portscanner 2005-05-20 07:39:08 PM  



/ had to be said

 
thermodie 2005-05-20 07:41:05 PM  
I used to go to Top Sail and its a nice quite place. Now that I dont go there the women are dropping there tops..........FIGURES!

 
salvorhardin 2005-05-20 07:42:57 PM  
Rachel Grant, a junior at the University of North Carolina at Wilmington, said she wouldn't mind baring her chest if she could find a secluded spot on the beach

Anyone have a UNC student directory handy?

 
VideoVader 2005-05-20 07:43:13 PM  
The chief's badge:



/I know, wrong state. nyah :P

 
Impudent Domain 2005-05-20 07:45:01 PM  
EnormousJuan: "Not the breathalizer again!?"


LOL, one of my favorite jokes

 
nytmare 2005-05-20 07:47:15 PM  
If you take your top off and no one's around to see, is your chest really bared?

 
ManMan 2005-05-20 07:49:38 PM  
I'm surprised there hasn't been a flurry of smug self-righteous pricks demanding to know why we want to sack pharmacists for not distributing birth control but won't fire cops for not doing their jobs.

 
StrikitRich 2005-05-20 07:50:15 PM  
Repeat

 
So_it_goes 2005-05-20 07:54:58 PM  
Will he at least clothe the fugly ones?

 
Jarwa 2005-05-20 08:06:15 PM  
It's tits, get over it.

 
MrSin666 2005-05-20 08:12:37 PM  
A man goes topless and it's legal, a woman goes topless it's illegal. Isn't that sexist?

 
HempHead 2005-05-20 08:15:35 PM  


Topless Bather by Scott Andrew Spencer

 
aaeko 2005-05-20 08:16:08 PM  
once again another useless article without pics

 
id10t1c 2005-05-20 08:16:08 PM  
Woohoo, I recently bought property in Hampstead...

This is a bonus..

 
funnybutmean 2005-05-20 08:22:34 PM  
Too far north. If it were Wrightsville Beach, a mere 3-miles from UNCW campus, it would rival the hotness of 10th and Ocean on South Beach. HOTTIE central.

Topsail? Meh.

 
powderedtoastdude 2005-05-20 08:41:14 PM  
Best use of the tag ever.

 
Limp_Bisquick 2005-05-20 08:41:30 PM  
Sweet. The in-laws have a place down there. Gotta go there a little more often this season

 
commonwhiteguy 2005-05-20 09:13:11 PM  
Jeez HempHead, how bout a friggin link next time, noob.

 
MtLebanonBalogna [TotalFark] 2005-05-20 09:14:35 PM  
ManMan, rejoice! Or not.

At least relax.

 
misterstoopid 2005-05-20 09:18:23 PM  
Commonwhiteguy-What are you working in the grand inquisitor's office? It's a painting. Sheesh...

/paging Mr. Ashcroft...

 
ZoeNekros 2005-05-20 09:39:04 PM  
Reports about the lack of a local law against topless sunbathing spread last week, and Smith increased his beach patrol in response.


Well, yeah. I'd increse my beach patrols as wello.

 
Touchyournose 2005-05-20 09:49:31 PM  
Wow, two cops get hero tags in a row, coincidence? I think not.

/Fight the power.

 
cedarpark 2005-05-20 10:27:44 PM  
I'm getting a little Deja-Vu.

/plan to take it on walks in the evening after work

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2005-05-20 10:50:30 PM  
I've been to Myrtle Beach.
It's full or old, white wrinkly cheapskate retired types.
I DO NOT want to look at topless bathers there. UGH!

 
lmxloco 2005-05-20 11:05:00 PM  
Too far north. If it were Wrightsville Beach, a mere 3-miles from UNCW campus, it would rival the hotness of 10th and Ocean on South Beach. HOTTIE central.

Topsail? Meh.


I could only dream. My family has property on Wrightsville beach, and most of my summer vacations are spent there. Hotty central indeed. I've been to topsail a few times, and my opinion is that of Super six-two...although hotties are there, it's more of a family/retirement beach than a beach getaway for a bunch of college people.

 
Sgtsalt 2005-05-20 11:08:05 PM  
Ok, I found the bit about increased patrols to be interesting but I want to know who thought that there would a massive increase in topless women simply because it's legal. There should however be an exponential increase in men hoping to oggle topless women.

/pics?

 
Beerguy 2005-05-21 12:20:36 AM  
3 CHEERS for someone with common freakin sense!!!!

/cheer
//cheer
///cheer

 
The Drizzle 2005-05-21 01:37:07 AM  
MrSin666:

A man goes topless and it's legal, a woman goes topless it's illegal. Isn't that sexist?


It's a damn crime. More women should go topless.

/In N.C.
//Can I get a few farkettes in Durham to go topless?

 
heliosc 2005-05-21 02:50:00 AM  
Reports about the lack of a local law against topless sunbathing spread last week, and Smith increased his beach patrol in response.

Man. How much do you have to suck to be indignant at the *lack* of a law? As if there weren't enough laws already. If I ever get to the point in my life where I go "you know, there should be a law", remind me to end my life immediately.

 
Looe 2005-05-21 03:40:19 AM  
/In NC
//Loves it here.

 
Z3US1337 2005-05-21 04:12:55 AM  
I think I know where I'll be going on vacation this summer

/^____^

 
iron_city_ap 2005-05-21 08:28:40 AM  
I learned to surft at Topsail. Not a bad little beach. Might be time to head back down there and see what's new.....

 
scuffer 2005-05-21 11:02:28 AM  
Salese said one youth minister who's been taking groups to the beach for years told him he wouldn't return.

What did he expect, people to be fully clothed, on a beach? He'll probably have a spat at people not showering in their swimsuits next.


Besides, the town has clarified laws on topless women, and reduced the beachs religious zealot population by one. Heroes all round by the sounds of it.

 
Oh_Enough_Already 2005-05-21 12:13:55 PM  
When bare breasts are outlawed . . . .only outlaws will bare breasts.

 
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