Waaahh waaahh Lucas sucks
CGI whine Jar Jar Binks
Bashers piss me off.

Where are all the links?
Did anyone see Star Wars?
I like sarcasm.

Standing in the line
Geeks surround me, left and right
Oh, God, I am one

Admiral Ackbar
Leader of the Rebel Force
It's a trap, "He said."

uh...quotes should be around "It's a trap"

Light Saber dueling
Spaceship battles with lasers
Girl on girl action?

Watching the short bus
Is that what I think is is?
Believe it, TARD WARS.

For ten lousy buck
Would it kill them to show me
Amidala's tits?

CGI came first;
Nat'lie Portman anal scene
Hit Cutting Room floor

I'd make fun of it
If I didn't really want
To see it so bad

i know im old when
i buy a ticket for
friday cos im tired

Twelve oh one a.m.
Fat geeks in bad costumes warred
Pre-show saber duel

Eat come, good food, come
I don't care what it smells like
You big hairy beast

/all quotes from the original trilogy
//I'm a mega nerd

The line is "I don't care what you smell," munkychum.

Twice I have seen it
Good stuff, it is, with only
one or two quibbles.

/also mega nerd

Still waiting in line
Just want a goddamn soda
Ackbar: "It's a trap"

Flash, Flash, Boom, Flash, Boom
Who watches for dialogue?
I love John Williams

What is that odor?
Chewbacca-guy next to me
Take a damn shower

New Star Wars release
Ferocious masturbation
Mom calls down for lunch

TK-421
Why aren't you at your post?
Tap tap tap tap tap

Scruffy nerf-herder!
Who you callin' scruffy?
Rather kiss Wookie.

I don't think I will
write a stinking Star Wars poem
Stick that in your pipe.

(okay, okay, I'll proably write one or two of them. I just wanted to do one "captain jerkface" Weeners)

Lego Star Wars game
It's surprisingly awesome.
Despite what I heard.

Oh, Luke, one more thing:
Do not make out with Leia.
Just trust me, Love Ben.

Fear leads to anger
Anger leads to hate, it does
hate brings suffering

Long lines for tickets
Nerds in space-opera costumes
Good thing I called in "Sith"

What the hell is this?
What's with all the damn Wookiees?
At least they look cool

Why did Padm die?
"She has lost her will to live."
Oh, gee. THAT makes sense.

Threepio gets wiped
I always wondered why he
Forgot Tattooine

Slice, Slice, Obi-Wan
Legs gone, and the other arm
Burn, Anakin, Burn

Palpatine's lightning
Blows away Master Windu
Hello, Scrotum-face

Oh, shiat, it's Jar-Jar
At least he has no damn lines
Screw the Gungan twit

It's quite amazing
How many times has Artoo
Saved the galaxy?

It's kind of creepy
Ewan McGregor Looks just
Like Alec Guinness

Skeletal Death Star
And look! There's Grand Moff Tarkin!
Lucas ties up ends

Yoda's a badass
Too bad he goes batshiat nuts
Once on Dagobah

Revenge of The Sith
Pretty much rock major ass
All sins forgiven

Wow, it just hit me
All the shock troopers look just
Like Jango Fett, man

General Grevious
Has four arms and four sabers
But needs a lozenge

Alderaan's pretty
Too bad it just gets blown up
in Episode IV

I forgot the damn filter hates ALT characters.

Its come to an end
The force was with me always
thank you george

will wait till crowd thins
until I pay cash to see
Darth farkin Vader

How do stormtroopers
use the bathroom in those suits?
Don't clones ever go?

Carrie Fisher first
Then Natalie Portman next
Pointy-kneed biatches

Idiot Uncle
The Toshi Station beckons
Power Converters!

Vader is awesome.
I just don't want to see him
on my M&M's.

Weep nubian god.
Vader is an old white guy,
deep inside his suit

Oh, Ewok! Ewok! Ewok!
My tender fluffy sweetness
Take my love, you will.

Another bad day
In the belly of Sarlaac
Slowly digesting

Their five year mission:
New worlds, civilizations,
Cut two years too short.

/I know, I know.

Nerds cry in dissappointment
As Padme undresses
Those knees are way to sharp.

No try not, for there
is only do or do not
and there is no try

Found someone you have
Look I so old to young eyes
Your father he is

TOO sharp. dammit!

slide into my bed
awaken my light saber
inside warm tauntaun

Senator Padme
You should have used a condom
You prego biotch

A story years long
A young man named Anakin
Use the force Vader

Delirious with satisfaction
Furry hands touching my skin
Wookie love is Wonderful

Anakin, I will help you
We will keep your wife alive later
Now, we kill them all

Yoda, Master Jedi
A straight answer you can't give
There goes the republic

Man on fire in lava
Why not kill him, show mercy?
No sequel that way.

Padme gets bigger
Maybe no one will notice
She's just fat I guess

Oh Anakin we must talk
Share those dark thoughts with me now
What, you killed the Jedi?

Darth Vader, it's you again
You should not have come back, old man
Hey, you have twins bozo

I will help you Anakin
Keep your wife from death we will
We will research later

The Jedi think in grey
Only the Sith think in absolutes
Look who's dead now, eh?

where is Billy Dee?
rightous Cloud City bender
Colt 45 please

Anything for dough
Meesa love you long time
Hear the franchise die

Natalie Portman
By the light of my saber
Ever hittable

Might not smell too good
But it will keep you warm, kid
I'll see you in hell

Dark helmet bling bling
Yo, my ship is pimped out, G
Oh no, Darth Wigger

Bitorrent for me
George got enough dough from me
When I was seven

A-choo, a-choo
Me alergic to haiku
Bless you