It is not that day
Tomorrow, I will write one
For now, I will wait

haiku in profile
explaining my name
so stop asking me

shut the fark up, noob
A better headline I submit
It's a trap

Dammit, can't count. Let's try again:

Shut the fark up, noob
A better headline I submit
Ackbar: "It's a trap!"

Wish I knew the original source of this one, but it's my favorite.

Five syllables, then
Seven, then five syllables
Blah blah farking blah

"This is all a sham,
true haiku involves nature"
whispers the cold wind.

i clicked that profile
but couldnt find a haiku
inside. shiat damn fark

i am a cat meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow

oh son of a biatch, it was in italics, MAN it is way too late good night.....



oh son of a biatch
it was in italics, MAN
it is way too late .

good night


seriously though, i am going to quit posting for a while

Opening the fridge
Nuke for two minutes on high
Damn, that's good lo mein

Repeat submission
Where have I heard this one before?
Maybe on Slashdot

love my Little Dog
you do the puppy pokey
what its all about

it clung tenderly
caressing rounded edges
falling thunder hush.

I don't quite get it. Why haiku on May 7th? Someone let me know.

5, 7, 5...
or 05-07-05

Recycled from this contest forever ago, no voteability...


,

Abortion flamewar,
Evolution, Bush, sharp knees,
n00b filter victim

Let me give that another go madhonib.

5, 7 and 5
05-07-05
Do you see it now?

Only four hours
Into this fun little day
Peaceboy has just won.

/the rest of you can go home.

An ode to sake
Sweet rice wine liquid pleasure
Not saki. Gaijin

your beauty alone
has caused me many a dream
i just washed my sheets

// way too late

Here's mine:
This is my bad haiku
The first line is too long
The second, too short

And, from "Get Fuzzy":
I love catnip mice...
It's why I chew their heads off.
They're good for breakfast.

Ore no haiku
Keigo ga kirai!
Speak English ya bum!

Limericks > Haiku.

Some wind for short skirt
and some rain for a white shirt
keep our eyes alert

Shame it's 07-05-05
Day-Month-Year, the system all the non-retards use. Smallest to biggest, makes much more sense. It's also why the time isn't done Hours-Seconds-Minutes.

The Sun casts forward
a burning halo of light.
Fark gives me boobies. <3

When a job abends
The programmer acts real dumb
Can I abend him?

Boobie links are great
NSFW tag I post
Kill Kittens I will.

I enjoy icy cold beer.
Crisp and fresh, bubbles down my throat.
I pee in empty cans.

The silly student
He writes real bad haiku
Readers all go mad

I sit alone here
Clicking like frozen pine limbs
The mouse brings me fun.

Female fantasy
Hot leather, shiny metal
see, I am manly

hanashikata
wasurechattara
osake ka na

Poetry is hard
Even cheesy haiku
Syllables never fit

A server goes down
It says lookup by asset
Service Center sucks

Pop star Britney Spears
has incredible talent.
See how it bounces?

Warrior, heed this:
When you battle with demons
Aim not at their hearts

/Vachss

Title: Just Won State Tourney

Boom Shaka-laka
Boom Shaka-laka-laka
Boom Shaka-laka!

Personal one, just wrote it a few minutes ago.

Today is Haiku.
Oh-five-oh-seven-oh- five.
Scheme/Date synergy.

As per Wikipedia:

Today's English-language poets produce haiku in one of three ways:
1. by using three (or fewer) lines of no more than 17 syllables in total;

That being said, my favorite haiku is one written by Dag Hammarskjold:

He fell from the rock ledge
When, too scared to walk upright,
He tried to crawl.

Here I sit brokenhearted
tried to sh*t
but only farted


(put the star cuz filter ruins the rhyme)

And so, now you know.
Knowing is half the battle
Yo Joe, G.I. Joe.

/not mine
//doesn't care.

to sleep or to drink
or to play another round
that is the question

/getting drunk in honor of the end of the semester
//my haiku probably sucks

Die die die die die
Die die die die die die die
Die die die die die

There's no good Haiku. It's a low artform, somewhere between filk and mime.

R times D times R
In parenthesis times R
is (R D R) R

C Dos. C Dos Run.
Run Dos Run! C D Dot dot.
You just got a virus shot.

XP does not work
How does this junk make me feel?
The XP emoticon

Red Alert! Trouble!
Find me a programmer quick!
Damnit. They don't care.

Haiku is easy
Just stop writing once you have
seventeen syllab

look into the rose
for the beauty of the earth
lies in one petal

Didn't write it, too serious for this thread, therefore no voting.