damaging reputation....yeah...churches and priests have such a great reputation as of late.

*claps for headline*

"I shall call it the 'psychotic bastard religion.'"

/cake or death

Kudos for the headline...

That garnered a chortle. Congratulations.

*golf clap*

/Now off to RTFA

This is the best headline I will see today.

insert "banging the bishop" joke here.

Yeah... you get a little headline jaded on TotalFark... this one brought me out of the jaded for a good, unexpected chuckle.

Kudos, submitter.

Submitter, very nice.

Thanks, all. Definitely enjoying day 3 of my gracious TF sponsorship, but not getting much work done. And since I can't get too involved in discussions, I just submit headlines.

/submitter

heh, well played Sumbitter-

*adds his approval for the headline*

...bleh bleh bleh Church of England bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh...

Awesome headline.

But seriously, I believe the Anglican (Episcopalian) church in the U.S. has female bishops. Correct me if I'm wrong. Perhaps England should get with the times, man. We even have a g4y d00d as a bishop.

the headline alone deserved a greenlight.

/adds to applause

"WELL WE'RE OUT OF CAKE!! WE ONLY HAD 3 BITS AND WE DIDN'T EXPECT SUCH A RUSH!!"

\Thank you for flying Church of England Airlines.

/ Kudos, submitter...that headline made me snarf coffee...

I also liked the headline.

Checkmate on the best headline of the day.

kudos on the headline

*golf clap*
Very nice

HAHAHAHAHA - headline had me, "laughing, out loud", as they say

best headline EVER!

Beautiful headline.

That's a great headline submitter!

/very nice headline

*applause*

Love the headline, submitter!

And the winner, best headline of the day goes to....

SUBMITTER!!

Yay!!

The vote comes after the House of Bishops published a report outlining the theological arguments over the issue.

That's funny, I thought Dan Brown wrote it.

submitter: well done on the headline.

Oh...Now I get it!!!!


/a little slow today

Nice one, submitter.

kachoo: Oh...Now I get it!!!!

For those that "don't get it", in the game of Chess, a Bishop piece may only move diagonally.

/Big Blue rules

just another post giving props to the submitter

/diagonally, hehehe

Ahh, good to see we still have some clever headline submitters. Banzai!

Funniest headline I've seen in quite some time, nice job!

Brilliant headline.

I too must applaud the submitter. Simple, straight forward, not too long yet hilarious.

It is the headline with everything.

he even avoided clichees

best headline ever

"Vicar I've done terrible things."
"So have I."
"Well what should I do?"
"Take 3 Bloody Mary's and try not to think about it."

I will join the masses on applauding the witty headline. Kudos!

God's own agenda
- grocery shopping
- laundry
- fark
- fap?

Yup, they are correct, God's agenda has "nothing to do with aspirations for women".

Is it too late to compliment the headline?

NikolaiFarkoff wins the Fark. Like, all of it.

And to round out the topic;
Is the church so popular that it can afford to alienate ever more people? Or are they such a distant second to Islam that they figure "why try?"

/This isn't anti Islam- this is anti-exclusionary crap from a group that "idolizes" someone who supposedly said "Love one another"

I submitted this with a funnier headline - something about vagina, I think.

Great headline!

Not going to RTFA now.

A miracle happened in my hockey game last night.

I broke my wrist.

It wasn't my fapping one

How does a New Jersey based, Non-TotalFarker get Sponsored?

It's never too late to compliment the headline.

/cake please