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(The Superficial) Boobies Looks like Britney's on the Kirstie Alley meal plan (sfw)   (thesuperficial.com) divider line 265
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Heamer 2005-02-15 02:57:59 PM  
Irrespective of talent and "skankiness," if you think that is fat, you need a good kick to the shins.

 
ThereAreFourLights 2005-02-15 02:59:59 PM  
Thank you, Heamer. What you said.

 
Smookyfufu 2005-02-15 03:00:38 PM  
I love to make fun of Britney... but... I don't see any fat.

 
dogfather_jr 2005-02-15 03:04:28 PM  
Heamer
Irrespective of talent and "skankiness," if you think that is fat, you need a good kick to the shins.

She's so very obviously a cow, and so far beneath the millions of Farkers here who obviously hit Supermodels repeatedly.

/sarcasm

Were I not happily married, I'd hit it like a rented mule.

 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark] 2005-02-15 03:04:48 PM  
I would sooooo hit that until Smooky begged for mercy...I just love zaftig women!

 
Huskadoodle 2005-02-15 03:05:17 PM  
when you're so in love with cigarettes you don't even put them down to go swimming, it might be time for the patch.

She must really reek all the time.

 
Heamer 2005-02-15 03:06:30 PM  
Oh yeah, and Kirstie Alley isn't fat either. She's pudgy big-boned.

 
DrPsycho 2005-02-15 03:06:47 PM  
Forget the fat: watch how fast her face ages if she keeps sucking back... cigarettes. CIGARETTES! You dirty bastich.

 
AceBaretta [TotalFark] 2005-02-15 03:08:24 PM  
I dunno...in this one....

http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/bspool5.jpg (no pops, HTML Skills are teh suck)

She looks a little pudgy....but as for the rest she looks....


*GASP*

Normal!!

 
the_pgoat [TotalFark] 2005-02-15 03:08:28 PM  
how in the hell is that fat?

Additionally, I thought she was pregnant...I must not be up-to-speed. **shrug**

Anyhow, she should be careful with the sun, though. She's looking a little brown. I hope it's fake tan.

 
Nichole 2005-02-15 03:08:52 PM  
In 15 years she's going to look like whithered leather.

 
khayman [TotalFark] 2005-02-15 03:13:12 PM  
Are these new? Call me crazy, but these look like the same pics of her poolside from like 7+ months ago? If so, I think she's lost all this weight and even started putting fresh weight back on.

 
IMlifelike 2005-02-15 03:14:06 PM  
I'm sorry, she looks fat to me, especially relative to last year's model

/cigarettes make crotches stinky

 
No_47 [TotalFark] 2005-02-15 03:24:42 PM  
gis for 'fat britney'


 
michaeltrout 2005-02-15 03:39:54 PM  
Oops, I did it again.

Now I need a towel.

 
FunkLord 2005-02-15 03:49:30 PM  
farked.

 
Turing_Machine [TotalFark] 2005-02-15 03:54:09 PM  
No_47
And kittens everywhere rejoyced...

 
mialynneb [recently expired TotalFark] 2005-02-15 04:05:40 PM  
She's not fat, she's just white-trash.

 
EverCompromised 2005-02-15 04:10:59 PM  
Not fat. But she is glamorous with that cigarette.


 
Tizzle McMizzle 2005-02-15 04:15:19 PM  
EverCompromised, that is an ugly, ugly picture.

Britney spears: postergirl for America's white trash.

 
DarthBrooks [TotalFark] 2005-02-15 04:20:01 PM  
I think she's going to go right past Kirstie Alley and head for Totie Fields territory.


 
the_pgoat [TotalFark] 2005-02-15 04:38:30 PM  
OMG, she looks like a normal girl now!

How will we cope!!

pffft!

 
control 2005-02-15 04:39:32 PM  
You can pretty much look at a girl and tell if she'll be a cow in 10 years. When I was single, I called them future-fat.

But not to their face. Cuz the main thing is to get some lovin' while they're still NOT fat.

 
Big_Sexy 2005-02-15 04:46:51 PM  
She's got FP...fat potential...but she's not fat. Dumb? Yes. Fat? Hardly.

 
freeleee 2005-02-15 05:03:34 PM  
Ugh, why is Britney still getting greenlighted. She is so used up, yesterdays news anymore. How 'bout more of Alicia Keys or Ashanti or for that matter, somebody who is beautiful and HAS talent, Sade!

 
soup 2005-02-15 05:09:23 PM  
Link is farked already...

 
DanMcCaffrey 2005-02-15 05:09:49 PM  
farked?

 
DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke 2005-02-15 05:10:22 PM  
FETTUCCINE!

 
whiskey_33 2005-02-15 05:10:23 PM  
Linked farked. Somone please get the cache or something....

For those of you who says britney is yesterday news, then who are we supposed to talk about? Madonna?

Sheesh! Lets the party started in here already!

 
wattoblotto 2005-02-15 05:11:15 PM  
Sometimes, I look at Britney, and then I think about the old Britney, and then I think about suing her for destruction of fap-property.

 
Phores Kin 2005-02-15 05:11:22 PM  
Lets the party started in here already, indeed.

 
squishydrew 2005-02-15 05:11:29 PM  
How 'bout more of Alicia Keys or Ashanti or for that matter, somebody who is beautiful and HAS talent, Sade!

Uhhhh... no.

 
Vlassic [TotalFark] 2005-02-15 05:11:34 PM  
Farked already...and I'm not talking about Britney as she has been farked for a long time

 
mactobain [TotalFark] 2005-02-15 05:12:08 PM  
The Mystery of Brittney Spear's Breasts

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp


/sorry about the cut-n-paste...someday I'll learn more HTML than bold and italics

 
SweetlyKali 2005-02-15 05:14:09 PM  
Of all singers, I'd prefer to see Fergie. She's my new favourite.

That would be Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, not Fergie of ex-Royal fame.

 
binnster 2005-02-15 05:15:02 PM  
whiskey_33:

Linked farked. Somone please get the cache or something....


Relax - you are missing nothing.

 
shiznatz 2005-02-15 05:15:32 PM  
farked

 
stingrza [TotalFark] 2005-02-15 05:15:42 PM  
That would be Fergie of former Wild Orchid fame, back when she was blonde. And white.

 
Teucer 2005-02-15 05:15:53 PM  
mactobain: The Mystery of Brittney Spear's Breasts

Truly a flash classic.

 
DrToast 2005-02-15 05:16:11 PM  
Abe Vigodaed.

 
EinReno 2005-02-15 05:16:43 PM  
We really need a farked timer for boobies links just to prove how rapidly our desperate fapping can melt servers...

 
Turdis Maximus 2005-02-15 05:17:53 PM  
Oh, why must they smoke??!?!? It's just sooooo disgusting!
Otherwise, I'd tap it like a pony keg

 
dazinith 2005-02-15 05:17:57 PM  
the link at the bottom of the article for the fan page isnt farked.. has the same pics.

 
PlatinumDragon 2005-02-15 05:18:47 PM  
a) That is not fat by any definition of the term
b) Site author likely hasn't touched a woman since he stopped breastfeeding
c) Me likes 'em curvy anyway

/my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon
//and with that, my daily descent into sexual objectification is over

 
NCg8r 2005-02-15 05:19:03 PM  
MMMMMMMMmmmmmm.... Fergie...

/give it up, give it up!

 
Skitz 2005-02-15 05:19:06 PM  
Instafarked...

 
Trik 2005-02-15 05:19:18 PM  
anyone save the pics before the server went fark?

 
GIJoeBob 2005-02-15 05:19:31 PM  

 
Phores Kin 2005-02-15 05:19:50 PM  
Attention Farkers. To make a cliky link, do this:

<a href="http://www.google.com">Google is the site to search!</a>

 
Mr.Girthy 2005-02-15 05:20:09 PM  
Pretty much, if they're not fatter than me, I'm okay with it.
So that means pretty much up to Sarah Rue size, and yeah, I'd hit that, too.

So, yeah, if she kicks Kev Fed to the curb, I'll be waiting for her with some Cheetos and beer.

 
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