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ZeroKool [TotalFark] 2005-02-15 12:24:43 PM  
Red dragon tattoo
Is just about on me
I got it for you
So now do you want me
With nothing to prove
Will you be my honey, oh yeah
In you I confide
Red dragon tattoo
I'm fit to be dyed
Am I fit to have you


/would hit it.

 
George_W_Hussein 2005-02-15 12:28:47 PM  
She was on howard stern. From Vancouver, raped 5 times .

 
PurpleHaze 2005-02-15 05:21:18 PM  
Would I hit it? Yup.

Is she even worthy of being on Newsfilter? Nope.

 
Borninfire 2005-02-15 05:21:50 PM  
Meh, no beav shot, and barely some boobage. She can do better than that.

/Still fapping anyway.

 
GIJoeBob 2005-02-15 05:23:33 PM  
Again...

 
greaser_77 2005-02-15 05:23:45 PM  
2 Boobies links in a row and 3 in one day? (even though SFW sucks)


Hell hast frozen over.

 
Ass_Master 2005-02-16 01:42:36 AM  
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 
LeroyB 2005-02-16 05:21:01 PM  
This was put on the main page yesterday and then removed before I could even comment. So now it's here again.

That's a lot of ink.

 
CheeseEatingBulldog 2005-02-16 05:22:24 PM  
Give me Masuimi Max anyday.

 
CruJones 2005-02-16 05:22:45 PM  
Not a fan of the tats, and something is wrong with her nose. Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it, but she rates about seven beers.

 
mattloaf1 2005-02-16 05:22:46 PM  
I'd name an arena after it.

 
Sir_Paco 2005-02-16 05:22:54 PM  
Anyone see that SNL skit about what happens to ladies when they get old and their tatoos start to warp?

/Too lazy to find a pic.

 
Old_Chief_Scott [TotalFark] 2005-02-16 05:23:22 PM  

George W-

She got raped on the Howard Stern show? No wonder he got dropped from all those stations.


 
paperwallsoftime 2005-02-16 05:25:08 PM  
FARKED. Oh well, google works.

 
regberk 2005-02-16 05:25:56 PM  
What does "teh suxx0rz" mean?

 
Gary Busey on a Rampage 2005-02-16 05:26:13 PM  
No she had been raped 5 different times by white guys so she only dates black men now, that is what she said on the Howard Stern show.

 
derbtastic 2005-02-16 05:27:17 PM  
already farked.
Mirror anyone?

 
JackBurton 2005-02-16 05:28:49 PM  
She's got more ink than an octopus at a calligraphy convention!

/lame

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2005-02-16 05:29:02 PM  
I know you lamers always have something to say about every boobie link but I declare anyone who finds fault with this chick (except for the pussies who can't handle the tatooes) is teh ghey.

Yeah, she could have shown more.

 
Turdis Maximus 2005-02-16 05:30:41 PM  
How 'bout less ink and
MORE (.Y.)

 
iamthecheat 2005-02-16 05:31:22 PM  
Tattoo says "souzou suru," Japanese for "to imagine."

 
kannuyi 2005-02-16 05:32:42 PM  
Tattoo says "souzou suru", Japanese for "good lord you know you want this"

 
Blubble 2005-02-16 05:33:04 PM  
I am normally not one to complain about Boobies, but she is just a plain ass barrio biatch.


Substitute Hot Latina(NSFW)

 
mcgornia 2005-02-16 05:33:49 PM  
Tattoos make women look used up. End of story.

 
Wizzin 2005-02-16 05:34:21 PM  
The much dreaded lower back tattoo.

 
Bicycle Seat 2005-02-16 05:34:24 PM  
Too bad about those tats, but the boobies are nice. I would, as they say here on FARK:


 
drakkinor 2005-02-16 05:35:04 PM  
Madre de Dios!

 
HagarTheHorrible [TotalFark] 2005-02-16 05:37:38 PM  
Sorry, the words "Smokin' hot" and "tatooed" are mutually exclusive in my book.

Looks rode hard and put away wet.

Prolly still hit it.

 
The Power of Cripes Compels You 2005-02-16 05:38:12 PM  
Strangely, 95% of the Boobies links that are described as "smokin' hot" (about 30%, I guess) don't do much for me.

Either I'm genetically disinclined to smokin' hotness, or I know my limitations too well to even fantasize.

 
gweilo8888 2005-02-16 05:39:42 PM  
Smoking body, but the tattoos are teh sux0r.

In a dark room, I'd wear a hole through her, though.

 
safeinsane 2005-02-16 05:40:08 PM  
So why was the "Latina" distinction made? Fugly is fugly no matter how you slice it.

 
lucyfer 2005-02-16 05:40:58 PM  
ZeroKool

nicely done, first thing i thought about too. now that damn song will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

 
buntz 2005-02-16 05:42:06 PM  
I've come to the conclusion that the only thing worse than saying LOL and ROFL and OMG and those abbreviations is use of the word "prolly"

that being said "OMG, she is SO hot! I'd prolly hit it, !!11!!1"

 
hitokirivader 2005-02-16 05:42:53 PM  
I don't know what seems to be turning everyone off with the tattoos. I'd still hit it like it was my God-given duty.

 
sean007 2005-02-16 05:44:18 PM  
This girl is smokin. Ive known about her for a while. One of the hottest biatches on the net for sure.

 
uthdentroll 2005-02-16 05:45:25 PM  
I love women with tattoos

 
Drgonzo420 2005-02-16 05:45:52 PM  
I'd tap that ass like Riverdance.

 
The_Pole_Of_Justice 2005-02-16 05:47:30 PM  
People who can't get it up because of tattoos are lame.

Lame.

Lame lame lame lame lame lame lame.



Lame lame.

Lame.

But don't worry. I'm sure there's plenty of Donna Reed porn out there for you vanilla types.

/no tattoos on me, though

 
Priapulid 2005-02-16 05:47:35 PM  
Raped by 5 white guys eh? Well Im sure appearing on the Howard Stern show and posing nude will help her find that special someone.

/is white
//would rape it
///I keed I keed
////would hit it though after she says "yes"
/////who am I kidding though

 
Dialectic 2005-02-16 05:50:40 PM  
Es una puta del barrio. Es mas puta que las gallinas.

"Badges, we don't no stinkin' badges, muchachos vamonos."

 
rainbowsponies 2005-02-16 05:50:43 PM  
what a stupid, stupid link, how did it make it to the main page?

blahhhhhhhhhhh

 
Bicycle Seat 2005-02-16 05:51:27 PM  
The_Pole_Of_Justice

"But don't worry. I'm sure there's plenty of Donna Reed porn out there for you vanilla types."

BWWWAAAHAHAHAHA! best.line.today.

 
bwesb 2005-02-16 05:52:52 PM  
Raped by 5 crackers at once or has she been raped five times by five different honkies?

 
Mexicola 2005-02-16 05:54:13 PM  

Thank you mr imageshack!

 
jlefeld 2005-02-16 05:55:47 PM  
Not a fan of tatoos on women, really wouldn't want to date a women with a tatoo. But I would still hit it though.

 
The Power of Cripes Compels You 2005-02-16 05:57:39 PM  
sean007

Ive known about her for a while.

That makes her your girlfriend, doesn't it?

 
Runs with Scissors 2005-02-16 05:58:33 PM  
I went camping and lost all my food when the canoe turned over. I didn't eat for two days. When I finally ate, I had a bag of pork rinds from a vending machine at a rest area. At the time, those pork rinds were the best tasting food I'd had in years. The next day, after I had a proper meal, I tried the pork rinds again and they tasted like a moldy football smells.

"Smokin' hot"? Did you just get out of Chino?

 
Satchel_Brown 2005-02-16 05:58:38 PM  
that's good reasoning, cuz we all know that black guys simply never rape females. It's a proven fact.

 
Feverdream 2005-02-16 05:58:54 PM  
ANYONE WANNA POST A SFW PIC FOR US BEHIND THE FIREWALL.!!!!

 
gravystain 2005-02-16 05:59:31 PM  
Props to ZeroKool for the excellent FoW reference

 
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