sweet. i had the v enemy doll...he was cool as shiat...tho of course i lost the metrosexual rubber face fairly quickly.

Nice work Matt. It's good to see you back!

I had the Joey doll. I can't even begin to imagine why.

It's a wonder I don't have 'mom issues.'

Heck, I can't even pee 3 feet and the first foot is the hose.

I wouldn't consider that baby's weener to be anatomically correct. If you do, plz go see a doctor.

Okay, let's not turn this into a dick-measuring contest.

Yup, I do collect old toys, cool toys....this said I do own the mint in package, never been opened V enemy visitor "Doll".
I Have accumulated lots of the old cool stuff I used to have & Lost or broke, Makes for a great display

hmmm, had 2 out of the 4.... the Couch Potato and the Urkel doll...

I've got V Man too... he lives right here in my office. Oh, I SHOULD have left him in the box, but how could I?! That mask trick is way too much fun.

An Archie Bunker card game? Is it just hearts, diamonds and clubs?

/window seat, please

Ugh, I hated the Urkel doll. It's just one of those things that annoys you just because.

The best dolls (or toys, if you wanna call them like thar) to me were the Saint Seiya dolls, since they had metal armor and whatnot.

Ive got the couch potato in my bedroom now!

*humps it*

IMlifelike - hahahaha

I've a trunk full of this kind of shiat: GIJoe,$6million dolar man and robot nemesis,lotsa micronauts,original SW figures, etc.. I honestly don't know why I hang on to it: it's all been played with so no collector value. My daughter might be interested in some of it, but I doubt it. Can anyone relate?

Sophistimucated: it's all been played with so no collector value.

You could probably sell it to fans who aren't collectors, they'd appreciate the lower price range. Maybe.

A friend gave my parents a Couch Potato in the original box not long ago. I still have it sitting around here somewhere.

Sophistimucated: it's all been played with so no collector value.


Put that stuff on ebay, and whoolaaa!!! MONEY!!!! and the fans have some stuff they want as well.

I had one of those Archie Bunker grandson dolls when I was a child. No one ever even remembers them when I try to tell them about it. My ole Granny bought one for me and my cousin, however, my dad very quickly took mine from me. Wish I still had it now!!

I personally think the GW "war heroe" dol is one of the wierdest I've seen

(that isn't inflatable anyway.)

Speaking of anatomically correct dolls...


Rugged Randy Action Doll with Action Wang

It's too bad the mythbusters didn't have that for the "Third Rail" episode...

Meatcrotch?

Slinkyfarm wins. That was comedy gold.

Yeah, but can it sign its name in the snow? Huh?

/didn't think so

rapidbunny

That pic makes DecemberNitro nauseous.

Yeah, if I could vote for Slinkyfarm I would.

I had the couch potato. I forgot all about that thing. It's still as ugly as I remember it.

I found an Urkel doll at a thrift store a few years ago. He was missing his glasses (so maybe it was a Stephan doll?) and the pull string doesn't work right anymore. When pulled it takes about .2 seconds to snap back in playing the hilarious catch phrases at ultra chipmunk speeds. You have to feed the string in slowly if you want to hear what he's actually saying. There's still some phrases I'm not quite understanding. But, damn that thing was a find. Also, this is about the 50th X-E article I've read today. Only today did I click on the "About" button. I can't believe that the whole site is one guy... If he was any funnier... ummm... he'd be Urkel!

Slinkyfarm: An Archie Bunker card game? Is it just hearts, diamonds and clubs?

That was awesome!

this is pretty disturbing

"An Archie Bunker card game? Is it just hearts, diamonds and clubs?"

...I think I get it, but then again I'm not sure.

Wow... breakfast in a waking nightmare.

lowetech: I can't believe that the whole site is one guy...

Yeah, he's a pretty funny guy. I actually quoted him for my senior quote in my yearbook. Unfortunately, I had to do it from memory, and I accidently put his name as "Matt Cassamina" or something. I think I mixed his name with one of the editors from IGN... It still bugs me.

so what was your quote?

I knew a dude who swapped the voiceboxes on Talking Freddy Krueger and Talking Pee-Wee Herman.

Hearing the Pee-Wee Herman doll say "I'm going to kill you in your dreams" still haunts me.

Don't have any of these 4 but I do have several of the ewok plush dolls

Had the Joey doll. No big deal. . .


The most disturbing toy I saw on the shelves this past christmas was "Potty Time Elmo" complete with his own little potty. . . I'm not kidding.

I obsessed over the Baby Joey doll when I was like 4 or 5.

Led to a lifelong obsession.

/Mom, what do you mean, they look like that on purpose???

I couldn't get to it..the page only shows that stupid MTV2 ad and it doesnt load after that...

Andy Satta: so what was your quote?

I can't find it now. It had to do with the fact that kids hide under blankets to avoid monsters, but any respectable monster is perfectly capable of eating right through them.

I saw an Ernest doll that seems very similar to that Urkel doll. He just said, "You know what I mean, Vern?"

Bought this at a dollar store about six years back. Never had the heart to open it.





Weird weird weird. What was Tomy thinking?

capn

props to imageshack

I had the talking Ernest doll. It was the shiat!

/r.i.p. Jim Varney, John Vernon, Lyle Alzado, and Iron Eyes Cody

//Gee I'm glad it's rainin'

My friend actualy found one of those talking Stever Irkle dolls in someones garbage a week ago and gave it to me to sell on ebay. Its oddly in perfect condition exept that the voice is messed up.

MrNeutron -

Might this be what you're talking about?

Tinkle Time Kelly!

I can't for the life of me figure our how to HTML a link here yet, so here's the raw url:
http://www.etoys.com/genProduct.html?PID=3464059&ctid=17&_e=42087&_v=42087E4Cq 0wMaFDFE62BD313

Naughty Mattel. Naughty naughty!

Word Assassin -

I remember seeing ADs on TV for those, the voices of 8 year old girls giggling while saying: "She really pees!" will haunt me for the rest of my days.

soupyjeans

I will be watching your auction. I will be buying that doll unless it gets to an outrageous price. I don't know why, but it wants my girlfriend to have it. It told me so.

/outrageous price = not very much

capnfutile

Believe it or not, your pics reminded me that one of my neighbors as a kid had a whole set of Tinkle-Tots, and she was damn amused by them.. proud of them I'd say. She must have showed them to me a billion times. It's always amazing what XE and the related Fark threads can dredge up from my memory.

MisterMan

You should double her pleasure with this doll. Show her your sensitive side...