Nice Jubblies!

am i the only farker not impressed by uma?

/just sayin'

Just watch Dangerous Liaisons. Uma boobie goodness abound.

I'd hit it over and over and over and over and over...

I'd stand in line and wait for when smooky was done.

Hotnessss- man those jumblies look better out in the open...

Those pics just totally ruined it for me. Thanks a ton submitter

Can I call sloppy thirds?

no lie, who knew THOSE were hiding somewhere??

Old pics. Those jubblies are knee-bangers now.

Great googly moogly.


/gets in line to hit it

Uma Thurman at the beach;
Everybody had matching towels!
Somebody went under a dock;
And there they saw a rock...
It wasn't a rock.
It was a rock lobster!

With all these Farkers standing in line to hit it, it's starting to seem like the Carzy 88's scene in Kill Bill Vol I

faxinator:

Uma Thurman at the beach;
Everybody had matching towels!
Somebody went under a dock;
And there they saw a rock...
It wasn't a rock.
It was a rock lobster!

You go, Fred.

She's so fine, I'd hit it five point palm exploding heart style.

Uma Thurman at the beach;
She was showing off her matching boobies!
Somebody went under a dock;
And there they saw a rock...
It wasn't a rock.
It was my woodie!

Her eyes are too far apart.

I've had a thing for Uma ever since the Adventures of Baron Munchaussen. Mmmm.

ulllullllulllulllullllullllulll!

Sorrym, but outside of Rock Lobster sing-alongs and my middle-eastern cheerleading squad practice, I don't get a lot of chances to practice my ululation.

Spooda: Her eyes are too far apart.


I always thought she looked like one of those Precious Moments things.

meh

How can you guys look at this type of thing? What about her privacy, you beasts!

If you want to see Uma naked, you have rent one of her movies, otherwise you are a bad person taking advatage of a helpless celebrity. Shame on the submitter.

She's alright with me, wouldn't kick her out for eating crackers...........

I thought she had smaller boobles than that?

and personally, shes not in my top 114 of hot Hollywood girlies. shes rather normal looking around a sea of hotness.

I think those were in playboy around 1994 or so. Totally agree bslatner, she was hotness in the Adventures of Baron von Munchausen.

-boom

I would very much like to buy her a glass dragon and show her my Drizzt Do'Urden book collection.

Fazed beat Fark to it some time ago I believe. Use to be the other way around.

Uma...Oprah. Oprah...Uma.

/obscure Dave Letterman Academy Awards reference.

My day is complete.

"My name is Buck, and I'm here to 'fark'."

Lucky Buck. Lucky Buck.

Wow, nature never ceases to amaze me.
They're almost perfect.

farked already.....

Uncle Eazy
Just watch Dangerous Liaisons. Uma boobie goodness abound.

Of all the topless scenes in all the movies I saw in the 80s, that one truly stood out. Spectacular.

someone plz post the SFW pics.

Her body is repulsive, sorry.

HELLO AND WELCOME TO 1996.

These just made my day. Time to cover my keyboard in seran wrap and take the phone off the hook.

I'm in the "where the hell was she storing those in GATTACA" camp.

I am Gonna KILL KITTENS.

farked :(

She's not bad, but paparazzi pics always suck. I dunno, I wouldn't kick her out but I doubt I'd chase it either. Hard to tell with these pics, but whatever, not like it matters.

smashing pumpkins.

What. The. Fark. (SFW, I guess) (opens in new window)

ok, here's the thing I don't understand....
These celebrites get all upset when these pictures surface on the internet....

Now, I'm just a joe schmo nobody, but I have never just layed around naked on the beach, at the pool, in my backyard.
Whether someone was taking my picture of NOT.

I just don't get why these people who complain about naked pictures are always NAKED!!

oh my - i had no idea those boobies were there. they're glorious

She looks lovely.

That's great. It looks like she was having a really enjoyable day at the beach. We should all be so lucky.

Images aren't loading. Farked? Are these the crappy pix some paparazzi took in 1995 that ended up in Playboy?