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(Some Guy) Amusing Ali G tells the crowd at an Appalachian rodeo how Bush drinks the blood of children. What could possibly go wrong?   (roanoke.com) divider line 1025
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El_Swino 2005-01-11 07:46:55 PM  
And Darwin lets one get away...

 
Old_Number7 2005-01-11 07:47:13 PM  
That's great.

 
edverb 2005-01-11 07:50:57 PM  
Big brass ones on that guy. Damn.

 
morrisonsl 2005-01-11 07:52:46 PM  
I love Borat! Is greeaaat, jaaa?

 
AbsolutTBomb 2005-01-11 07:53:08 PM  
Awesome!

 
morrisonsl 2005-01-11 07:53:27 PM  
www.throwthejewdownthewell.com has another video of him, this time in a country hick bar somewhere in the South, singing a song about how Jews have destroyed his country.

 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark] 2005-01-11 07:58:33 PM  
From www.throwthejewdownthewell.com

disclaimer: this is just a parody of country music made by Ali-G, this is not to be intended as a hate site or anti-semitist site. THIS IS JUST A JOKE don't take it seriously or get offended.

I wonder what would happen in Davd Duke tried stand up....Think he'd get a gig on HBO?

 
morrisonsl 2005-01-11 07:59:51 PM  
David Duke was not raised an Orthodox Jew. Sacha Baron Cohen was (and is still a practicing Jew).

 
morrisonsl 2005-01-11 08:01:38 PM  
Oh, and he did his masters thesis on the role of Jews in the civil rights campaign in the United States. He built his academic career on examining racism and the place of jews and blacks in it.

It's not a coincidence that his act incorporates elements such as duping people into expressing anti-semetic, homophobic and racist views on camera under false pretenses. It's the mainstay of his show, take for instance all the evil crap he got the Republican guy to say about gays and Democrats.

 
morrisonsl 2005-01-11 08:05:11 PM  
Oh, and he got his degree at Christ's College, Cambridge.

/sorry for the triple post

 
sfmission 2005-01-11 08:06:32 PM  
I thought the one where he got the moron wrestlers at spring break to do all that crap was hilarious.

 
morrisonsl 2005-01-11 08:09:02 PM  
Haha, the Gay Austrian character is great.

"So, just ooone laaast thhiiing, ookay? Jus' say hiii! To eeeeveryone at Austria Gay TV!!"

*silence*

"Gay TV? No, no... this aint'.. WE AIN'T... THERE AIN'T DO DAMN GAY TV IN THIS DAMN THING!!"

"But jaaa, is a gay show!"

 
oddballgeek 2005-01-11 08:15:40 PM  
my favourite scene ever was him as ali interviewing this drug guy from the FBI or something.

"so that's hash and extasy. so that's all legal" - "no, it's not legal" - "yeah, but, like, quasi, like, say, half a kilo"

"so, like, if you took all of this, and then some of that, and then all that, you'd be pretty mashed up, right?"

 
enave 2005-01-11 10:10:19 PM  
morrisonsl
It's not a coincidence that his act incorporates elements such as duping people into expressing anti-semetic, homophobic and racist views on camera under false pretenses.


Indeed. My favorite Borat clip is when he's at the wine tasting place and he asks the white guy if the waiter, who's black, is his slave. The white guy says, "no, we don't have slaves." "WHY NOT?" cries Borat in typical fashion.

Now here is this white guy's chance to say something intelligent and enlightened. Here is his chance to make the USA look good, look like a shining city on a hill, etc. etc. he could say something as simple as, "slavery is wrong." He could explain why it's wrong. he could express remorse at having the ugly stain of slavery forever on the conscious of his country.

But no, in answer to the question, "why don't you have slaves" our resident brain surgeon replies, "because it's illegal."

 
dpr 2005-01-11 10:32:20 PM  
"So dem's Class A drugs, innit? Does dat mean dat dey is da best you's can buy?"

 
dpr 2005-01-11 10:34:44 PM  
And who can forget "Who wants to win an ounce?"


Comedy gold!

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2005-01-11 10:37:50 PM  
Maybe it's just me, but I don't see the humor. What was the point of trying to ruin everyone's fun night out with wife/family/significant other/ect?

 
widespot 2005-01-11 10:48:39 PM  
That's pretty funny.

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2005-01-11 11:13:01 PM  
Maybe it's just me, but I don't see the humor. What was the point of trying to ruin everyone's fun night out with wife/family/significant other/ect?

If something like this ruined your fun night out, maybe you need to examine your priorities.

 
dpr 2005-01-11 11:20:22 PM  
Anyone who puts the words "fun" and "rodeo" in the same sentence really needs to address this horridly vulgar problem. You truly don't have to suffer for much longer, trust me, doctors can help you.

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2005-01-12 12:02:36 AM  
I wonder what would happen in Davd Duke tried stand up....Think he'd get a gig on HBO?

Some of us are able to discern the difference between a parody and the real thing.

 
chakalakasp [TotalFark] 2005-01-12 12:16:33 AM  
"I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards," he said, according to Brett Sharp of Star Country WSLC, who was also on stage that night as a media sponsor of the rodeo.

Priceless.

 
hollis 2005-01-12 01:56:51 AM  


I sing you National Song now, yes?

...and your home in the grave...

Hilarious.

 
Blayvis 2005-01-12 02:03:21 AM  
I just saw the one where Ali interviewed someone.. I can't recall.. But the guy kept getting on Ali about proper english.. He came off as a real asshole.

 
myuu 2005-01-12 02:04:00 AM  
respect

 
Paedophile_Deluxe 2005-01-12 02:04:09 AM  
Mad respect. That is so hilarious!

 
Paedophile_Deluxe 2005-01-12 02:05:01 AM  
damn, beaten by 9 seconds...

Blayvis, was that Andy Rooney?

 
agonyscene 2005-01-12 02:05:18 AM  
hm i may be alone on this one, but i really don't think this guy is funny at all. i thought everyone here would be posting what a moron this guy is, but i was waaaaay off.

 
nico_chan 2005-01-12 02:07:42 AM  
The Ali G movie is hilarious.

/not kidding, there is one
//get it now *coughKazaacough*

 
ambientcolors 2005-01-12 02:09:13 AM  
http://www.audiocomedy.net/soundboards/boratfromalig.shtml

Sorry about the cut and paste job, but it's a Borat sound board. Well worth it. "There is a smell, like a sh.."

 
macydee 2005-01-12 02:09:37 AM  
agonyscene

I agree. I've tried to watch his show a few times and get...bored. I guess we're in the minority.

/dude's got some balls to do some of the stuff he does though.

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2005-01-12 02:10:43 AM  
Now this is wholesome family comedy! More like it!


 
rka 2005-01-12 02:11:10 AM  
enave

Now here is this white guy's chance to say something intelligent and enlightened. Here is his chance to make the USA look good, look like a shining city on a hill, etc. etc. he could say something as simple as, "slavery is wrong." He could explain why it's wrong. he could express remorse at having the ugly stain of slavery forever on the conscious of his country.

Does this one white guy speak for the US? That's a lot of pressure. Should one single, solitary person ever speak for the US? Does the President of the United States (whomever that may be at the time) speak for the entire US? Should he? Do you apologize for slavery when asked? If so, why?


 
heap 2005-01-12 02:11:57 AM  

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2005-01-12 02:12:01 AM  
Do you apologize for slavery when asked?

When were you last asked that?

 
bbcrackmonkey 2005-01-12 02:12:15 AM  
This isn't funny at all, it's just trying to taunt a bunch of rednecks at a rodeo into a blind rage. Don't come crying to me if one of them decides to clock you in the face.

 
RealFarknMcCoy2 2005-01-12 02:12:51 AM  
I've never been a big fan of Ali G, but damn, that sounds funny. And agonyscene, yo is waaaaaay off. *lol*

And Weaver95, you're just the sort of person Ali G luuuurves to showcase. Congratulations.

 
nich0lai [recently expired TotalFark] 2005-01-12 02:13:23 AM  
How can I not post this?


 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2005-01-12 02:13:28 AM  
This isn't funny at all, it's just trying to taunt a bunch of rednecks at a rodeo into a blind rage.

No, it's funny. Actually, it's REALLY funny.

 
Abagadro [TotalFark] 2005-01-12 02:13:32 AM  
The one and only heir to the crown of Andy Kaufman.

A true genius.

 
DinoVomit 2005-01-12 02:13:51 AM  
He bashed Bush so he must be funny... right?

My guess is that if you think Tom Green is funny, you think this guy is funny.

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2005-01-12 02:14:24 AM  
He bashed Bush so he must be funny... right?

Aw, you're so simple and cute.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2005-01-12 02:15:06 AM  
hm i may be alone on this one, but i really don't think this guy is funny at all.

You aren't alone, he's not funny. And this incident was pretty rude.

But I guess if you believe in your ideology badly enough it'll quash any last vestiges of good taste and common sense you might have left.

 
sgwoods 2005-01-12 02:15:36 AM  
Jaymes said she recalls that one of the five cameras was turned on her and others on stage, as if to catch their reactions.

Jaymes later indicated a visit from the venerable Captain Obvious, who stopped by to tell her something.

 
heap 2005-01-12 02:15:47 AM  
rka


Does this one white guy speak for the US? That's a lot of pressure. Should one single, solitary person ever speak for the US? Does the President of the United States (whomever that may be at the time) speak for the entire US? Should he? Do you apologize for slavery when asked? If so, why?

do you think the price of milk is too high? if so, what do you see as the long range effects of dairy products priced beyond the means of the standard consumer? what is the capital of iceland? how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? and finally, who put the bop in the bopshebopshebop?

 
Petrograd 2005-01-12 02:15:50 AM  
Ali G is da' wickedest. RESPECT. And Borat can touch my khram any time he wants.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2005-01-12 02:16:19 AM  
And Weaver95, you're just the sort of person Ali G luuuurves to showcase. Congratulations.

Hope he has a blast in the emergency room with the camera crew...

 
SynthOverlord 2005-01-12 02:16:53 AM  
Don't FARK with America....or the cowboys.


 
bbcrackmonkey 2005-01-12 02:16:55 AM  
Here's what he should have said. If he wanted to be clever, he would have advocated an extreme policy on Iraq, like bombing the whole country into the stone age and killing every person who lives there, or nuking the crap out of it or something. That way a lot of people would have unwittingly agreed with him and might have cheered him on. When he said that junk about drinking blood, everyone immediately knew he was merely mocking them.

He could have made it a hilariously funny moment by talking about bombing all their cities into rubble and then getting a bunch of rednecks to agree with him, but instead all he did was work them up into a frenzy.

 
Norad [TotalFark] 2005-01-12 02:17:25 AM  
I don't know if this is a well kept secret or not, but the whole entertainment value of being at a rodeo is to root for the bull/horse. The more the dickless jackass gets stomped on, the louder you cheer. That goes double for the clowns.

You'd be pretty surprised how fun it gets once you change your mindset. You'll be standing on your chair cheering if one manages to leap into the box seats.

/Rodeos are for short-dicked SUV-driving suburban assholes who think they're connecting with America's roots, and want to get their kids in on the fun. Worthless dungheads, the lot of ya

 
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