And here I thought that there was just watching paint dry.

I dunno, watching Vanilla Ice melt like they did when they opened the ark in Raiders might be interesting.

Paint drying is horribly dangerous. I mean, what about all those fumes? Now there's ice melting... good way to drown if you aren't careful. No, sir. I'll just be sitting right here not doing anything, thank you very much.

Fark.com.... the newest activity to be officially sanctioned by the Dull Men's Club.

Don't laugh. On a previous plane of existance, I used to get paid to watch paint dry.

Pretty neat, and not too stimulating either.

"There is nothing wrong with a little cornography sometimes."

This can't be real.

Someone, tell me this is satire.

If it's not, I suddenly have the greatest life in the world compared to these...deviant simpletons.

Whooo, that site really got my heart going!

Not only am I the president of the Dull Men's Club, I am also a member...

who wants some delicious damn cake!?

This is hilarious. There should be a place on this site for dull dates--what dull men would do on a date. Just really dull, stupid dates. Dinner-and-a-movie is number one, of course.

Safe Excitement is when you have a raging erection but you leave your pants on.

how about:

sun-staring:
stare at the sun. wipe eyes. repeat. roll around in agony. repeat. request to be placed on organ donor list for new eyes. begin anew with fresh eyes.. etc...

What about "The Jerry Lewis Marathon" marathon?