i didn't read it but i posted first?

This is some fat advice!

congrats

EAT ME!

im still looking for the point here.

"You'll never be able to force yourself to eat something you can't stand, so take it easy and don't disqualify yourself by vomiting."

Vomiting is sick!!!

some useful stuff there..

I never did get off watching some man eat six pounds of hot dogs. Just not my thing. I mean, at least with tractor pulls you get loud trucks, right?

I saw part of this show the other night-
24 on Fox is the shiat though>

Rumor is the Tsunami is a purger ...

I ate 17 scotch eggs in one sitting once and didn't feel even slightly drunk.

NEWS FLASH, TONIGHT ON HBO:
Monica Lewinsky reveals her Presidential eating habits for EATING fast!

If you live in the Seattle area, I suggest Matt's Famous Chili Dogs. Best Chicago style hot dogs and Coney Island dogs around.

<cool>?? How about <farking disturbing>

TiggaBob Unfortuantely you can't claim pirst fost unless you have articles submitted. The rightful heir to the frosty posty is BTEzra420 with 3 articles submitted. Fark is all about giving back, so as someone who has the right to claim post fist, I'm claiming it for you, TiggaBob. Enjoy it, and have a nice day :)

Instead of trying to eat the most, I think everybody should try the Costco eating contest. For how much cash can you eat all your meals at Costco for the day? What level can you reach?

Level 1: Under $3.00
Level 2: Under $2.00
Level 3: Exactly $0.55
Ultimate Level: Only the samples, baby!

I claim Weeners... since I submitted alot of stuff

uh... damnit

I only wanted an Oscar Meyer Weener

EddieCochran, I live outside of Seattle. Where can you get Matt's Famous Chili Dogs?

so THAT'S how it works!!! i see.... yeah if it's in the fark FAQs somewhere i didn't bother looking for it. thansk for the explanation. o yeah... is there a reason for the lysdexic pirst frost configuration? yes, i'm an idiot.

The IFOCE ?!?! They've actually got an organization for eating contestants?

Cool. Let's forward the article URL to some famine-stricken area.

http://www.ifoce.com/

Hey Eddie we're from the same town. Ain't no cure for the summertime blues...

dunno about you clowns, but i'd hit monica.

word!!

First tip:

Paint a large red L on your forehead.

Still, not as bad as some 'reality' shows recently where people ate bugs, or WORSE, eating bull testicles. And the awful punch line to the testicles episode is that it was two dudes who actually ate the damn things, the two chicks gagged on 'em.

POKEY says..."dunno about you clowns, but i'd hit monica"

I say there's only one way to fark a fat girl, roll her in dough and look for the wet spot...just thought you'd like to know be4 you start hittin' that...and I do mean ALL OF THAT


p.s. thnx BaShildy...just wish I would have joined Fark.com a year or so earlier when I started browsing...

chesire what the fark happened to that girl?!
it looks like she was chasing parked cars and caught them...

http://www.womenbehindbars.com/ladies.shtml

BTEzra420 ROFLLMAO!!

8. Matzo balls are in broth, so take in as little water as possible. Don't bother with a fork or spoon - just cram it in with your hand. Keep in mind that regional contests tend to use small matzo balls, or "floaters," about five or six ounces. The Ben's Kosher Deli contest features "sinkers," eight-ounce balls. Pace yourself accordingly.

am i the only one who thinks "sinkers" and "floaters" are what should come AFTER an eating contest, and not during?

I'll bet Charles Hardy scores all the hot chicks. ;)

GOD that joke's as old as Moses' toes and TWICE as corny...
hehe

Hey CHESHIRE- that pic looks like me when I was eating out my girlfriend and she started her period unexpectedly. Righteous!

BaShildy: At Matt's Famous Chili Dogs. There's one on Marginal Way in Seattle, and another one in downtown Bellevue. They're the best hot dogs you'll find outside of Chicago and Long Island.

They have a contest, too. The record is a relatively weak 15 dogs in half an hour. The guy has had his picture up on the wall for something like a year, and gets discounts and free hot dogs, and, most importantly, the prestige.

Meanviking: I see you moved on down to Tulsa. I'm a Californian at heart.

not having read the article, I would surmise it goes something like this

How to win an eating contest:

1. Eat Food
2. Eat More Food
3. Eat enough food so that you're a giant fat fark
4. Eat some more
5. Emulate skit from Monty Python Movie

EddieCochran, thanks from a former Californian (Sacramento). Matt's Famous Chili Dogs seems to be only a few minutes away from DigiPen in Redmond. I know where I'm having lunch tommorow :/

Address for the Bellevue one if anyone is interested.
699 110th Ave NE
Bellevue, WA

I'd eat anything if Laurie Dhue from Fox News came to report on it.

"Can't no man eat 50 eggs!"

yo, thats pretty cool. mad props to BrassMonkey. Not.
BOOBIES!