Chris Joy!

Wow, (Some Guy) is on a roll today.

Left-leaning Libertarian... yah, as if I didn't know that.

I already took this a few days ago.It says I have Libertarian tendencies.Which I already pretty much know.

it said I was a baddude. then made some sort of woo woo sound. slut.

I got (-1, -1), which means I am closer to the Libertarians and the Left.

RF

Dude, this thing is awsome. I was a bit disappointed, though, getting the coordinates (-3, -1.08), meaning I'm a leftist and a slight libertarian. If you asked me, though, I consider myself to be an authoritarian and would not have a problem with Communism. However, I do disagree with Stalin's Communism (really Socialism), so I guess that does make sense.

Oh god. Please tell me this is small-l libertarian.

Think the site is farked. Up to 4th page and it's hanging

nooooo stop using it i'm almost through!

The site is farked, it won't load for me at all. Not even the bastard of a first page. I wonder what cock and coont translate to on the filter...

"coont"? The filter gives you a Middlesex accent?!

Well shiat, I guess it does ge me the Middlesex accent.

I got it to open page 1 then it was farked by page 2.

I saw this many months ago and I have to question it's validity somewhat. Everyone I know that takes it winds up somewhere in the bottom left quadrant (left/libertarian), even people who are quite obviously of a different political bent.

daaa... link is farked :P

My ladyfriend calls hers a coonie.

Oh, good. I'm glad I wasted my time. I am on the final page, I click the button to find out my results. I get a cgi script error. So I go back... oh yeah! Missing from cache! Good! Fark this farking fark crap.

Yep I got the Same message!
Weee What a Waste of 5 Mins!!!

Damn...

that server is pathetic... it can't handle the Fark traffic. :)

let me show you the stats I got for the one page I put up off my Geocities account in June.

"Total page views to date 2659
Highest monthly page views 2278 in June 2001
Most popular browser visitors use 68.84% use MSIE 5.0
Most common screen resolution visitors have 96.88% have 800x600
Top search engine used to access this page 100.00% use www.google.com
Top search word used to find this page 100.00% typed "pictures of men fighting"
This page is linked to most often from this URL 65.87% of visitors link from
http://www.fark.com/archives/index.2001-07-01.shtml"

Hits:
'February 2002 6 (6)
January 2002 9 (9)
December 2001 5 (5)
November 2001 3 (3)
October 2001 10 (10)
September 2001 186 (186)
August 2001 84 (84)
July 2001 78 (78)
June 2001 2278 (2278)'

'Top web addresses viewed before coming to your page
http://www.fark.com/archives/index.2001-07-01.shtml 65.87%
http://geocities.yahoo.com/search 27.02%
http://www.davelog.com/2001_07_01_archive.php 7.06%
Unknown 0.05%'

Davelog posted my page in this context!

'Hey gang, sorry I'm so late with the Sunday Happy Funtime God Show, but here we go:
Crossdressing Christ | HolyLand Theme Park | NASCAR Chaplains
Sangin' For Scientology | God DOESN'T Hate Fags | Sodomite Dinosaurs
posted by dave at 12:07 PM'

I'm so proud!

RF

Farked!

Do you still beat your wife?

..and just what would the results of the leaders of the parties be???

hmmmmmmmmm

Economic Left/Right: 3.00
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -1.79

I think that means i'm crazy or something.

People who can work but don't shouldn't expect to eat.

Economic Left/Right: -3.38
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -4.97

I'm crazier.

no i guess it means i'm a neo-liberalist. Which could mean that i'm crazy.

Somehow, I worry about people who need a farkable webpage to determine their political leanings.

It kind of reminds me of people who call up phone psychics to pay $5 a minute to hear someone guess things they already know about themselves.

Economic Left/Right: 1.38
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -2.31

Well, that puts me dang close to centre...

Your political compass

Economic Left/Right: -1.63
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -4.15

Hurrah. The website was able to correctly tell me what I already thought.

This is a stupid question. "It's fine for society to be open about sex, but these days it's going too far." If I put disagree am I saying "It's fine for society to be open about sex and it isn't going to far" or am I saying "No! Society SHOULDN'T be open about sex!"

Anyway, I come out as:

Economic Left/Right: -6.38
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -6.41

More Libertarian than Gandhi and just about as far Left.

Left/Right: -0.50
Auth/Liber: -0.21

Smack dab in the middle.

Jeebus Kryste, though, could those questions be more loaded/biased/backhanded?

Skwidd-That's nice and all,but when many full time jobs don't even pay enough to cover the basics(rent,food and power),then what?They're working,but not making it.And not everyone can,wants,or needs to work in IT or some other high paying,technical field.It's a national problem,we have a lot of high paying fields of work,and then we have a lot of low paying fields,with no solid middle ground.But that's just my opinion.

Economic Left/Right: -3.75
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -3.74

hmmm... some of those questions were poopy. i wished there was a 'maybe' option :P

Foodbunny-If you disagree with that question,I'd say it means you think that society is fine sexually and is not going of the rails.

Yeah, a "Don't Care" option would have been quite useful.

Kthulhu, that's what I decided since it was on a page with a bunch of other liberal-worded sex questions. It still should have been worded better.

1St Question: "If globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations" and already I doubt the accuracy of the test.

Put those kids in the workhouses! The little bastards better be productive or no second helping of soup for them! No workee, no eatee.

The questions do seem to have been written from a rather leftie perspective. It seems like it's hard to come out as right-wing unless you're a doofus right-winger.

http://www.google.com/search?q=sodomite+dinosaurs&hl=en

but, my page is #1 in a Google search for 'Sodomite Dinosaurs'

another page of mine on Fark... the God Hates Hackers 'hack' of God Hates Fags.

'Summary Report
This report highlights the overall page statistics.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --

Total page views to date 5016
Highest monthly page views 4829 in July 2001
Most popular browser visitors use 70.04% use MSIE 5.01
Most common screen resolution visitors have 44.92% have 1280x1024
Top search engine used to access this page 100.00% use www.google.com
Top search word used to find this page 61.51% typed "r00t-access"
This page is linked to most often from this URL 44.92% of visitors link from
http://www.gogle.com/search'

gogle.com?

just amazing how many people keep viewing your site after it drifts off the main page of fark.

"Top web addresses viewed before coming to your page
http://www.gogle.com/search 44.92%
http://google.com/search 35.81%
http://www.fark.com/archives/index.2001-07-29.shtml 8.93%
1024x768 7.45%
http://messages.clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/cruel/bbs 0.97%
http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query 0.90%
Unknown 0.70%
http://3bruces.com/blogger_archives/2001_07_22_3bruces_archive.php 0.28%
http://www.metafilter.com/search_posts.cfm 0.03%
http://www.google.com/search 0.01%"

from the Bruce's site...

'Someone hacked www.godhatesfags.com (copy) with the words "nothin against 'First Amendment hosting' we support u just not some of ur sites". So if I understand correctly, they support the first amendment as long as they agree with what is being said? It doesn't work that way idiots.'

from Metafilter..

'(In)famous anti-gay site hacked (copy) - The defacement says, in part, "nothin against 'First Amendment hosting' we support u just not some of ur sites". So if I understand correctly, they support the first amendment as long as they agree with what is being said? Doesn't this seem a poor form of protest?'

just marvelous to have your stuff linked.

I mean... damn... of all the places in the world for this.. my stuff is the source for this on somewhat big sites.

http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/9218

only if Geocities, Tripod, Angelfire, every other big free site and place didn't restrict traffic so much.

RF

It seems like it's hard to come out as right-wing unless you're a doofus right-winger.

Spoken like a truly unbiased perspective.

Well said CrazyEddie!

I'm not sure if this was the right result.

03-03-02 04:41:24 PM Odietamo
1St Question: "If globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations" and already I doubt the accuracy of the test.

You mean that if they didn't have that question, you'd trust the accuracy of a CGI-based web test written by some random person wholeheartedly? :)

_

Your political compass
Economic Left/Right: -4.88
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -6.05

Thats me! My economical theory is "Im here for the beer and the biatches!"

farking crap server... got to the last page and was waiting to see where i stand... guess what happened?

Bastard thing won't load.. aw well.. i'll try later.

PM, LOL. Helluva.

It's farked but I'd probably be further to the left of Karl Marx.

Economic Left/Right: -2.25
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -6.00

What do I win?

Economic Left/Right: -3.25
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -5.90

If I were a UK politician, I would be Simon Hughes.

Two words:

False Dichotomy